The Best 10 Aztec Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Aztec jokes. There are some aztec inca jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aztec tss puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Aztec Jokes and Puns

"I've made a lot of sacrifices to get to where I am today,"

said the Aztec high priest.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

Never date an Aztec woman...

They'll rip your heart out :(

Aztec joke, Never date an Aztec woman...

To all the people who've been ritually sacrificed by Aztec kings...

My heart goes out to you

What did the Cherokee say when the Aztec turned out to be lying?

Inuit.


Never date an Aztec priest.

They'll steal your heart.

Did you know Oxford university was founded before the Aztec Empire?

That explains the sacrifices my parents had to make to pay my tuition

Aztec joke, Did you know Oxford university was founded before the Aztec Empire?

Why did the Aztec owl not know what the other two owls were saying to each other?

They were Inca hoots

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

Say what you want about the Aztecs....

... but they have alot of heart.
(i'm not funny)

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the aztec mexican jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working aztec counterstrike piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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