The Best 7 Aziz Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Aziz jokes. There are some aziz new jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aziz aziz ansari puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Aziz Jokes and Puns

Interviewing Arab for US visa

Interviewing an arab for a visa

Consul : What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz

Consul: Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week

Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels.

Consul: Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul: Man,........isn't it hostile?
Arab : Horse style, dog style, any style

Consul: Oh..........dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast

Aziz Ansari should just change his name

to Ah-jeez I'm-sorry

An Interview

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a Visa

Consul: What is your name?

Arab: Abdul Aziz

Consul: Sex?

Arab: Six to ten times a week

Consul: I mean, male or female?

Arab: Both male and female and sometimes even

Consul: Holy cow!

Arab: Yes, cows too.

Consul: Man....isn't that hostile?

Arab: Oh horse style, dog style, any style

Consul: Oh dear!

Arab: Deer? No deer, they run away too fast!

Consul: Oh God!

Arab: Yeah, I know it's Good for the health

What do you call an Egyptian who doesn't want things to change?


Aziz Ansari really isn't that funny...'s like he's trying to shove the jokes down your throat.

A refugee is being interviewed by Border Patrol officials

"Your name please?"

Ahmed Aziz


5 times a week!

No, no, I mean man or woman.

Don't matters, sometimes even goat.

An Arab being interviewed at the US Embassy...

CONSUL: "Your name, please?"
ARAB: "Abdul Aziz."
CONSUL: "Sex?"
ARAB: "SIX times a week."
CONSUL: "I mean, male or female?"
ARAB: "Both male & female & sometimes even camels."
CONSUL: "Holy cow!"
ARAB:"Yes, cows & dogs too."
CONSUL:"Man, isn't that hostile?"
ARAB:"Horse style, dog style,any style!"
CONSUL:"Oh dear!"
ARAB:"Deer?No deer, they run too fast!!..."

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