Aziz Jokes

Following is our collection of ahmad humor and new one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Aziz puns for adults, dirty abdul jokes or clean aziz ansari gags for kids.

There is an abundance of akbar jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes on aziz. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any forget witze you can hear about aziz.

The Best jokes about Aziz

Interviewing Arab for US visa


Interviewing an arab for a visa

Consul : What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz

Consul: Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week

Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels.

Consul: Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul: Man,........isn't it hostile?
Arab : Horse style, dog style, any style

Consul: Oh..........dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast

Aziz Ansari should just change his name

to Ah-jeez I'm-sorry

An Interview

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a Visa

Consul: What is your name?

Arab: Abdul Aziz

Consul: Sex?

Arab: Six to ten times a week

Consul: I mean, male or female?

Arab: Both male and female and sometimes even
camels

Consul: Holy cow!

Arab: Yes, cows too.

Consul: Man....isn't that hostile?

Arab: Oh horse style, dog style, any style

Consul: Oh dear!

Arab: Deer? No deer, they run away too fast!

Consul: Oh God!

Arab: Yeah, I know it's Good for the health

What do you call an Egyptian who doesn't want things to change?

Aziz.

Aziz Ansari really isn't that funny...

...it's like he's trying to shove the jokes down your throat.


A refugee is being interviewed by Border Patrol officials

"Your name please?"

Ahmed Aziz

Sex?

5 times a week!

No, no, I mean man or woman.

Don't matters, sometimes even goat.

An Arab being interviewed at the US Embassy...

CONSUL: "Your name, please?"
ARAB: "Abdul Aziz."
CONSUL: "Sex?"
ARAB: "SIX times a week."
CONSUL: "I mean, male or female?"
ARAB: "Both male & female & sometimes even camels."
CONSUL: "Holy cow!"
ARAB:"Yes, cows & dogs too."
CONSUL:"Man, isn't that hostile?"
ARAB:"Horse style, dog style,any style!"
CONSUL:"Oh dear!"
ARAB:"Deer?No deer, they run too fast!!..."

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