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- What's the difference between L. Ron Hubbard and Ayn Rand? One author is delusional and whose fans follow blindly like a religion...and the other is L. Ron Hubbard.
- Charlie Kirk, Ayn Rand and Gary Johnson walk into a bar. They all die of lead poisoning because there's no goverment to regulate how much lead the barman is allowed to put into his drinks.
- What did Ayn Rand write after finally getting slipped a mickey by bloodthristy commies? Atlas Drugged
I'll show myself out - Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, and Paul Ryan Walk Into a Bar They have a few drinks and then die from methanol poisoning due to a lack of government regulation.
- I'm thinking of starting an Ayn Rand-themed seafood restaurant... In fact, I've already come up with a name for it:
> The Virtue of *Shellfish*-ness - Ayn Rand, Ron Paul and Paul Ryan walk into a bar. The bartender serves them drinks made with t**... alcohol because there are no regulations, they all die.
- "A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others." ― Ayn Rand Obviously He's never been a cotton plantation s**... owner.
- What's the difference between George Orwell and Ayn Rand? People went to George Orwell's f**... to mourn him. People went to Ayn Rand's f**... to make sure it was her.
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Which ayn rand one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ayn rand? I can suggest the ones about anne frankly and radical feminist.
- What does Ayn Rand say after giving head? "I did this for me."
- Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament? She wouldn't play on a regulation size table
- What do h**..., Stalin, Mussolini and Ayn Rand have in common? They are all dead.
- Me: "So bro, what do you think Ayn Rand looked like n**...?" Atlas: *shrugs*
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Ayn Rand went to Olympus and found Atlas
She asked: "How could a man hold the world on his shoulder? How could he do so as punishment and without praise, Without reward? What drives a person to such lengths? What makes us want to help others whatsoever? What if we all are truly selfish beings only out to help ourselves and no-one else, Could it be that possibly humans are incapable of understanding what you're doing and can only, therefore, perceive what Zeus makes you do as punishment for some grand insult? Answer me Atlas! Answer me"
Atlas Shrugged