Axolotl Jokes

Following is our collection of tadpole humor and aquarium one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Axolotl puns for adults, dirty iguana jokes or clean koalafied gags for kids.

There is an abundance of agua jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 5 funniest jokes on axolotl. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any newt witze you can hear about axolotl.

The Best jokes about Axolotl

What do you call an inquisitive amphibian?

One that axolotl questions

So, a man with a baby newt on his head walks into a barber's...

And says, "Short back and sides, axolotl off the top."

What do you call a confused salamander?

A salamander that axolotl questions.

How did the salamander learn so much?

He would always axolotl questions

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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