The Best 7 Axolotl Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Axolotl jokes. There are some axolotl aquarium jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these axolotl koalafied puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Axolotl Jokes and Puns

What do you call an inquisitive amphibian?

One that axolotl questions

I kept asking the aquarium owner about the walking fish.

He said 'you axolotl questions!'

Knock knock

Who's there


Axolotl who?

you sure do Axolotl questions.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

So, a man with a baby newt on his head walks into a barber's...

And says, "Short back and sides, axolotl off the top."

How did the salamander learn so much?

He would always axolotl questions

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

What do you call a confused salamander?

A salamander that axolotl questions.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the axolotl agua jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working axolotl newt piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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