The Best 3 Axle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Axle jokes. There are some axle torque jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these axle tires puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Axle Jokes and Puns

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up for repair?

Its axle rose.

How did the foolish mechanic manage to dent the axle on the 4x4?


I got fired today.

The entire rear axle came off my car on the way to work but the boss didn't care that I was two tyred.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the axle airbags jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working axle chevy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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