Axl Rose Jokes
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Where did Axl Rose get arthritis?
In his Sha-na-na-na-na knees knees
Axl Rose sat on a pin.
Axl Rose.
What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up for repair?
Its axle rose.
Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
How does Axl Rose ask for more dessert?
"May I have another piece of pie-ee-i-ee-i-ee-ie?"
Who'd win in a fight between Axl Rose and Slash?
Axl knocks him out with the sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees, knees
What does Axl Rose do before he prays?
Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES!? KNEES!
Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?
Because every Rose has its Hawthorne
Do you think Axl Rose gets charged extra on toll roads?
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