Axis Jokes
34 axis jokes and hilarious axis puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about axis that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Explore the humorous side of the "Axis of Evil" and its relationship with the substances of Earth. Read our derivative jokes and gain a new perspective on this topic.
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Funniest Axis Short Jokes
Short axis jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The axis humour may include short angle jokes also.
- After Astronomers discovered the Earth rotates about an axis... They got bored and decided to call it a day!
- I think my old math teacher may have been a war criminal.... Every single time in class he would start talking about the 'ex-Axis'.
- The US is finally flattening our COVID-19 curve! Unfortunately, we're flattening it to the Y axis.
- Methamphetamine was used widely by both axis and allied soldiers in WW2. Making it the true War On Drugs.
- I was going to write a book about an x-axis and y-axis on a piece of graph paper. But there was no plot.
- "According to relativity, time itself travels at the speed of light, but along the imaginary axis." "i c"
- For Valentines Day I have been contemplating my current and past relationships. I organized the data and plotted it using an Ex-Axis and a Why-Axis.
- On a plane, left or right around a vertical axis (often controlled by a rudder) is known as yaw. But the only axis I'm on when I whip this little sky pony around the golden winds are YEEEEEEET
- Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis? Cause Allies don't like axis powers
- The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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Axis One Liners
Which axis one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with axis? I can suggest the ones about rotation and orientation.
- I'm making a graph of my past relationships... I have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis.
- I love the way the Earth spins on its axis. it always makes my day.
- I stole this: Me: I'm terrified of the vertical axis.
Therapist: why?
Me: (SCREAMS) - What do planets say in winter? We're freezing our axis of.
- What does the Earth do after a bad breakup? Gets drunk off its axis.
- How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis? On a plane.
- So I rotated my coordinate system about the Z-Axis.. Plot twist!
- My love graph has two axis. It has an X-axis and a Y-exis.
- What do u call x-axis, drawn by krokodil addict? Abscessa
- What did the x-axis say to the y-axis? This is my domain
- Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany? It was x-axis
- Why do feminists dislike maths? There's an XY axis but no x**... axis.
- Yo' Mama is so n**..., her v**...'s in the Axis of Evil.
- Why did so many mathematicians work for h**...? He was an axis power.
Comedy Axis Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about axis you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rotate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make axis pranks.
One Sunday, with one hand motion, God caused the Earth to begin to revolve around the Sun. "What should we call it when it goes all the way around?" asks Adam.
"A year," God replied.
Now, he made another hand motion, and the Earth began to rotate on a tilted axis.
"What should we call it when it rotates all the way around?" Adam asks.
God sighs and takes a seat on the grass below. "Let's call it a day."
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What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis?
s**...
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A Frenchman and an Ethiopian got into a heated argument.
The Frenchman said, "We have better food, wine, standard of living, transportation, infrastructure, economy, and GDP than you! What do you have? Nothing!"
The Ethiopian answered, "At least we didn't surrender to the Axis!"
My friend betrayed me on the test when I asked him where the light rays parallel to the principle axis of a concave mirror meet
I mean, he did try to motivate me by shouting "Focus! Focus!", but that hardly helps.
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The Earth was and is still quite aggressive towards the n**......
As its always tilted on the Axis
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New Theresa May joke
What would Theresa May be if she were attached to another object by an incline plane wrapped helically around an axis?
s**...
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An Irish, a British, and American soldiers...
...had just helped each other escape from an Axis prisoner camp in WW2 Germany. As they run through the Bavarian forest, they hear alarms sounding, and soon afterwards, they hear dogs barking and guards yelling to each other.
The barking and yelling gets louder and louder, and the escapees realize that they'll be caught if they keep on running, and decide to take cover by climbing up separate trees.
The dogs start circling the tree, and jumping up and down around the trunk on the very tree the American has climbed. The guards shout "Come down or we'll shoot!" Thinking quickly, he quickly calls down "who! who!" The German guards say to each other "Das ist eine owl", and call the dogs off.
The dogs follow the trail to the second tree, and the guards call up "Come down or we'll shoot!" The Brit calls down "CAW! CAW!!!" The guards say "Ahh. Das ist eine crow".
The guards follow the dogs to the third tree where the Irishman had climbed. Again they called up "Come down or we'll shoot!" The Irishman thought for a moment and then called down "Moo! Moo!"
***NOT MINE: ** Shamelessly stolen from an Irish joke book I had as a kid. Yes, I am Irish.*
