The Best 25 Axis Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Axis jokes. There are some axis vertical jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these axis coordinate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Axis Jokes and Puns

I love the way the Earth spins on its axis.

it always makes my day.

I made a graph of my past girlfriends.

It has an ex axis and a why axis.

One Sunday, with one hand motion, God caused the Earth to begin to revolve around the Sun. "What should we call it when it goes all the way around?" asks Adam.

"A year," God replied.

Now, he made another hand motion, and the Earth began to rotate on a tilted axis.

"What should we call it when it rotates all the way around?" Adam asks.

God sighs and takes a seat on the grass below. "Let's call it a day."

Axis joke, One Sunday, with one hand motion, God caused the Earth to begin to revolve around the Sun. "What sho

I'm making a graph of all my old relationships

It has an ex axis and a why axis.

I'm making a graph on my previous exs

It has an Ex axis and a Why axis.

After Astronomers discovered the Earth rotates about an axis...

They got bored and decided to call it a day!

The US is finally flattening our COVID-19 curve!

Unfortunately, we're flattening it to the Y axis.

Axis joke, The US is finally flattening our COVID-19 curve!

I just finished making a graph of all my past relationships with women

It has an Ex axis and a Why axis.

I made a chart of my past relationships

It had an ex axis and a why axis

Gabriel's Horn is a geometric figure formed by rotating f(x)=1/x about the x axis. It has finite volume, but infinite surface area.

This is the complete opposite of the Vuvuzela, which has a finite surface area, but infinite volume

Methamphetamine was used widely by both axis and allied soldiers in WW2.

Making it the true War On Drugs.

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I stole this:

Me: I'm terrified of the vertical axis.
Therapist: why?

I've just finished a graph charting my previous relationships...

It has an Ex axis and a Why axis.

What do planets say in winter?

We're freezing our axis of.

What does the Earth do after a bad breakup?

Gets drunk off its axis.

Why do feminists dislike maths?

There's an XY axis but no XX axis.

Axis joke, Why do feminists dislike maths?

A Frenchman and an Ethiopian got into a heated argument.

The Frenchman said, "We have better food, wine, standard of living, transportation, infrastructure, economy, and GDP than you! What do you have? Nothing!"

The Ethiopian answered, "At least we didn't surrender to the Axis!"

"According to relativity, time itself travels at the speed of light, but along the imaginary axis."

"i c"

I was making a graph of my past relationships. First I drew the Ex axis then the Why axis.

Full disclosure: I saw this in yik yak thought is share it here. :)

My love graph has two axis.

It has an X-axis and a Y-exis.

The Earth was and is still quite aggressive towards the Nazis...

As its always tilted on the Axis

New Theresa May joke

What would Theresa May be if she were attached to another object by an incline plane wrapped helically around an axis?


On a plane, left or right around a vertical axis (often controlled by a rudder) is known as yaw.

But the only axis I'm on when I whip this little sky pony around the golden winds are YEEEEEEET

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

What do you call a root vegetable that spins on it's axis?

A *rotato*...

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