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Axis Jokes

40 axis jokes and hilarious axis puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about axis that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Explore the humorous side of the "Axis of Evil" and its relationship with the substances of Earth. Read our derivative jokes and gain a new perspective on this topic.

Funniest Axis Short Jokes

Short axis jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The axis humour may include short angle jokes also.

  1. For Valentine's Day I made a chart of past relationships.... It has an ex-axis and a why-axis.
  2. After Astronomers discovered the Earth rotates about an axis... They got bored and decided to call it a day!
  3. I think my old math teacher may have been a war criminal.... Every single time in class he would start talking about the 'ex-Axis'.
  4. The US is finally flattening our COVID-19 curve! Unfortunately, we're flattening it to the Y axis.
  5. I just finished making a graph of all my past relationships with women It has an Ex axis and a Why axis.
  6. Methamphetamine was used widely by both axis and allied soldiers in WW2. Making it the true War On Drugs.
  7. I have a graph of my relationships It has an Ex axis and a why axis, trust me I've been plotting for a while
  8. I've just finished a graph charting my previous relationships... It has an Ex axis and a Why axis.
  9. I was going to write a book about an x-axis and y-axis on a piece of graph paper. But there was no plot.
  10. "According to relativity, time itself travels at the speed of light, but along the imaginary axis." "i c"

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Axis One Liners

Which axis one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with axis? I can suggest the ones about rotation and zones.

  1. I'm making a graph of my past relationships... I have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis.
  2. i love how the Earth rotates on its axis it really makes my day.
  3. I love the way the Earth spins on its axis. it always makes my day.
  4. I plotted all of my past relationships on a chart It had an ex axis and a why axis.
  5. I made a graph of my past girlfriends. It has an ex axis and a why axis.
  6. I plotted a graph of my past mistakes It has an ex-axis and a why-axis
  7. I'm making a graph of all my old relationships It has an ex axis and a why axis.
  8. I made a graph showing all of my past relationships. It has an ex-axis and a why-axis.
  9. I'm making a graph on my previous exs It has an Ex axis and a Why axis.
  10. I made a graph showing my past relationships It has an ex-axis and a why-axis
  11. I made a chart of my past relationships It had an ex axis and a why axis
  12. I stole this: Me: I'm terrified of the vertical axis.
    Therapist: why?
    Me: (SCREAMS)
  13. What do planets say in winter? We're freezing our axis of.
  14. What does the Earth do after a bad breakup? Gets drunk off its axis.
  15. How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis? On a plane.

Earth Axis Jokes

Here is a list of funny earth axis jokes and even better earth axis puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Yo mama is so fat, she's the reason the Earth tilts on its axis.
  • The Earth was and is still quite aggressive towards the n**...... As its always tilted on the Axis

Rotates Axis Jokes

Here is a list of funny rotates axis jokes and even better rotates axis puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • So I rotated my coordinate system about the Z-Axis.. Plot twist!
Axis joke, So I rotated my coordinate system about the Z-Axis..

Axis Of Evil Jokes

Here is a list of funny axis of evil jokes and even better axis of evil puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Yo' Mama is so n**..., her v**...'s in the Axis of Evil.
Axis joke

Comedy Axis Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about axis you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean orientation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make axis pranks.

One Sunday, with one hand motion, God caused the Earth to begin to revolve around the Sun. "What should we call it when it goes all the way around?" asks Adam.

"A year," God replied.
Now, he made another hand motion, and the Earth began to rotate on a tilted axis.
"What should we call it when it rotates all the way around?" Adam asks.
God sighs and takes a seat on the grass below. "Let's call it a day."

Gabriel's Horn is a geometric figure formed by rotating f(x)=1/x about the x axis. It has finite volume, but infinite surface area.

This is the complete opposite of the Vuvuzela, which has a finite surface area, but infinite volume

What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis?

s**...

A Frenchman and an Ethiopian got into a heated argument.

The Frenchman said, "We have better food, wine, standard of living, transportation, infrastructure, economy, and GDP than you! What do you have? Nothing!"
The Ethiopian answered, "At least we didn't surrender to the Axis!"

My friend betrayed me on the test when I asked him where the light rays parallel to the principle axis of a concave mirror meet

I mean, he did try to motivate me by shouting "Focus! Focus!", but that hardly helps.

Axis joke, What does the Earth do after a bad breakup?