The Best 7 Axeident Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Axeident jokes. There are some axeident hatchet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these axeident lumberjack puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Axeident Jokes and Puns

I hurt myself chopping wood

It was a stupid axeident

A man hurt himself while trying to chop wood

I guess you could say he had an axe-ident.

I killed someone while splitting wood today

I'm getting off though, they declared it an axe-ident

A lumberjack lost his arm cutting wood.

It was an axe-ident.

Why did the skeleton have an axe in its head?

It was an axe-ident


I took someone's teeth out in the woods yesterday

It was an axe-i-dent

Why did the lumberjack stop chopping trees?

Because he had an axeident.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the axeident cleaver jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working axeident stop piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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