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Axe Throwing Jokes

3 axe throwing jokes and hilarious axe throwing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about axe throwing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Axe Throwing Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good axe throwing joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Ninja Joke

Can a viking throw an axe?
Sure he can.
Can a cowboy throw a lasso?
Sure he can.
Can a ninja throw a spinning blade?
Shuriken.

Why did Thor throw his axe at Thanos's chest, instead of cutting off the hand with the gauntlet?

Because he was going for the kill shot instead of disarming him.

Why does Spiderman always beat the other Avenger's at axe throwing?

Because he uses his Thorax

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