The Best 3 Awning Jokes

Following is our collection of Awning jokes which are very funny. There are some awning olympus jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these awning marble puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Difference between rich, poor and dead man

A rich man has a canopy above his bed
A poor man has a can o' pee under his bed
A dead man has no can o' pee

(Never heard this one before from 89 year old father when asked is it an awning or canopy)

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning.

I know, I'm sorry.

I saw something really shady in my neighborhood the other day.

An awning.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the awning melvina jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working awning frame piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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