Awning Jokes
3 awning jokes and hilarious awning puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about awning that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hilarious Fun Awning Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
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A woman and her 10 year old son are driving in a taxi at night in Detroit…
It's raining hard and and all the prostitutes are huddled under an awning. The young boy asks his mom, what are those ladies doing? The mom responds, they're all waiting for their husbands to get off work.
The taxi driver is annoyed and responds, Lady, just tell your son the truth! They are prostitutes and they have s**... with random men for money! The boy asks, mom, is this true? She responds, yes son, it's true.
The boy then asks, what happens to their babies? Mom responds, they grow up to be taxi drivers!
Difference between rich, poor and dead man
A rich man has a canopy above his bed
A poor man has a can o' pee under his bed
A dead man has no can o' pee
(Never heard this one before from 89 year old father when asked is it an awning or canopy)
What's the cutest part of a house?
The awning.
I know, I'm sorry.
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