Awning Jokes

Following is our collection of canopy humor and olympus one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Awning puns for adults, dirty skylight jokes or clean marble gags for kids.

There is an abundance of melvina jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 3 funniest jokes on awning. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any frame witze you can hear about awning.

The Best jokes about Awning

A girl runs under a church awning to escape the rain.

A priest at the door greets her. "Are you all right, my dear?"

"Oh yes, I'm fine!" she exclaims. "It's just absolutely pouring rain!"

Suddenly, the sky opens up, and water begins to cascade down as if pouring from an enormous faucet.

"*Wow!*" the girl shouts. "Now it's *really* raining cats and dogs!"

All at once, the rain stops, and felines and canines begin pelting the ground from above!

"This is the devil's work!" cries the priest. "Quickly! Pray to God that this may stop!!"

Panicked, the girl falls to her knees and begins to pray.

"Hail Mary, full ofaaaAAAAAAUUGGHH!!"

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning.

I know, I'm sorry.

Difference between rich, poor and dead man

A rich man has a canopy above his bed
A poor man has a can o' pee under his bed
A dead man has no can o' pee

(Never heard this one before from 89 year old father when asked is it an awning or canopy)

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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