Awkward Jokes

Funniest Awkward Short Jokes

Short awkward jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The awkward humour may include short uncomfortable jokes also.

1. My nerdy friend just got a phd on the history of palindromes. We now call him Dr. Awkward.
2. I told god a holocaust joke. He didn't laugh. after a moment of awkward silence, I said: "Well I guess you should have been there".
3. My 9 year old son has started asking awkward questions about the human body... I suppose the freezer wasn't the best place to hide it.
4. A lot of people call # a Hashtag but back in my day it was the pound sign which makes the movement #MeToo a bit awkward
5. Really awkward pick-up line. Me: You look like my first wife.
   Her: (surprised) How many wives have you had?
   Me: None
   *wedding music starts playing*
6. What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bisexual hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek? A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie and tie dye watching sci-fi on wifi.
   Credits: my bud
7. I have a Muslim friend with a Note 7... It only gets awkward when he shouts "Allahu Akbar" when plugging it in.
8. My teenage son recently started asking me awkward questions about the human body.... I should've probably hid it better...
9. It's awkward touching hands with a woman in a popcorn bag. Especially if you don't know her and she doesn't know that you're eating her popcorn.
10. That awkward moment when the woman you're dancing with bends over so you can grind it... But it turns out she just dropped an earing, and no one else in McDonald's can hear the music on your iPod.

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Awkward One Liners

Which awkward one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with awkward? I can suggest the ones about weird and jarring.

1. David was hard at work... it was really quite awkward for his coworkers.
2. That awkward movement when you... read movement as moment.
3. I recently received my PhD in palindromes. I now go by Dr. Awkward
4. What does a socially awkward and depressed frog say? Reddit.!
5. "Do you know how awkward you are?" "Good, you?"
6. What's the worst part about Necrophilia? The awkward silence.
7. My yoga instructor came to the yoga session drunk today He put me in an awkward position
8. Went on a date with Medusa… It was awkward. I was rock hard the whole time.
9. My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.
10. Why are Titanic themed parties so awkward? They lack good icebreakers!
11. My girlfriend bought me the Kama Sutra last week... ...it put me in an awkward position.
12. Why are penguins socially awkward? Because they can't break the ice.
13. You scream, I scream.... The cops come, its awkward.
14. My girlfriend bought me the karma sutra Which put me in a very awkward position
15. I like Jesus... but he loves me, so it's awkward.

That Awkward Moment When Jokes

Here is a list of funny that awkward moment when jokes and even better that awkward moment when puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• That awkward moment when your girlfriend and side chick are both pregnant... ...and you realize you have to tell your wife.
• Son's earring d**... up my a**...
• I had an awkward moment with my english teacher. Apparently pathetic fallacy has nothing to do with erectile dysfunction.
• That awkward moment when... ... you realise the entire run of "How I Met Your Mother" was one big Ted talk!
• That awkward moment when your child looks to you for wisdom and you're like, "Honey, I don't even know what day of the week it is."
• Big Math Problem That awkward moment when your entire Math class is discussing whether the result is 15 or 16 and your answer is -1053.
• That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you're innocent".
• The awkward moment. The awkward moment when you go to church and accidentally sit beside your ex, and pastor says ' turn to you neighbour and say..... 'Its not yet over'...
• Act normal, you didn't steal anything That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you're innocent".
• Life is the... ... awkward moment between birth and death

That Awkward Moment Jokes

Here is a list of funny that awkward moment jokes and even better that awkward moment puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• When Relatives Attack There is nothing more awkward than the moment you realize you're getting a double-cheek kiss.
• That awkward moment when you're in a meeting and your stomach decides to sound like a dying whale.
• That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you put another dish in the sink.
• Make-up... The awkward moment when you can wipe out 95% of her beauty with a wet napkin
• Awkward That awkward when you read "moment" even though it wasn't there.
• The Awkward Moment When Your Dog has Girlfriend and you still Single
• wtc that awkward moment when your crush asks who your crush is
• The awkward moment when... The awkward moment when a GPS tells a gay guy to go straight...
• Toys these days That awkward moment when your toys make three movies behind your back.
  -Andy
• That awkward moment when you're having s**... with a German girl and she keeps yelling "Nine!" Like, are you just yelling your age or are ten of us too many?

Awkward Moment Jokes

Here is a list of funny awkward moment jokes and even better awkward moment puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• That awkward moment when a r**... picks up a hitchhiking serial killer... Killer: "Turn down that dark road down there."
  r**...: "I was planning on it..."
• What's the most awkward moment for Jesus during s**...? When they scream his fathers name.

Awkward Silence Jokes

Here is a list of funny awkward silence jokes and even better awkward silence puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I remember when I was younger lying there in bed waiting for Santa to come.. I also remember the awkward silence while waiting for him to get dressed and leave.
• A son goes up to his dad and says Hey uh, dad I really don't know how to tell you this but uh…. I'm, uh, gay.
  *very long and awkward silence
  Dad: Hi uh, gay I'm dad
• As a child I remember lying in bed with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come. Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left.
• I remember as a child, lying awake at night on Christmas Eve waiting for Santa to come... ...then there was always that awkward silence as he got dressed and left.
• My hairdresser asked me how I wanted my hair cut Me : Anything that will make me look good
  hairdresser : oh uhm *awkward silence* I can try
• I remember laying in bed as a child waiting for Santa Claus to come.... Then there was always that awkward silence afterwards as he put his pants on and left.
• When I was a little kid, I would wait up all night waiting for santa to come. Then there was an awkward silence when he got up, put his pants on, and left.
• Einstein quietly lays in bed next to a obviously disappointed partner.. After a few minutes of awkward silence he turns to her and says, "You see, it was fast to you..."
• A couple goes on a hot air balloon ride Guy: "Do you want to marry me?"
  Her: "No"
  5 hours of awkward silence
• What do you call a black man on a bike? Thief!
  My girlfriends dad told me that one the other day.. Awkward silence begins.
  I'm black. :/

Fun-Filled Awkward Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about awkward you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean really embarrassing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make awkward pranks.