The Best 61 Awkward Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Awkward jokes. There are some awkward shy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these awkward difficult puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Awkward Jokes and Puns

My nerdy friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes.

We now call him Dr. Awkward.

My best friend got mad at me because he caught me sniffing his sister's panties

It didn't help that she was still wearing them.

Or that his whole family was there.

That made the rest of his sister's funeral kind of awkward.

And who thought you could make the funeral for such a small child more awkward than it already was..

The first time I had sex, it was in my parent's bedroom. My girlfriend giggled nervously and moaned, This is a bit awkward.


I grunted, Just ignore them.

Awkward joke, The first time I had sex, it was in my parent's bedroom. My girlfriend giggled nervously and moaned,

Apple was going to make a smaller iPod touch for kids...

but they thought it would be awkward having something called iTouchKids.

I had to quit my job as a Microsoft delivery man

It got awkward telling people I was giving word to their mother.


What's the worst part about Necrophilia?

The awkward silence.

It's a good thing that squidward doesn't have two more tentacles...

Because then it would be octward.

Awkward joke, It's a good thing that squidward doesn't have two more tentacles...

When I was a teenager, I'd lock myself in my bedroom for hours every night...

One night, my dad kicked the door open to find out what I was doing. He walked in to discover me sitting on my hand.

"Ah, that old trick," he laughed. I gave an awkward smile back.

"I have to say, son," he continued, "I'm relieved to be honest. I thought you might've been doing something weird. I'll leave you to it."

When he closed the door behind him, I just shrugged my shoulders and carried on fisting myself

As a child I remember lying in bed with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come.

Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left.

That awkward movement when you...

read movement as moment.

I remember as a child, lying awake at night on Christmas Eve waiting for Santa to come...

...then there was always that awkward silence as he got dressed and left.

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"Do you know how awkward you are?"

"Good, you?"

I recently received my PhD in palindromes.

I now go by Dr. Awkward

Watching a sex scene with my parents is so awkward.

My mom is such a bad actress.

David was hard at work...

it was really quite awkward for his coworkers.

I told god a Holocaust joke. He didn't laugh.

after a moment of awkward silence, I said: "Well I guess you should have been there".

Awkward joke, I told god a Holocaust joke. He didn't laugh.

I got caught sniffing underwear...

I got caught sniffing my friend's sister's underwear the other day,

What made it worse was she was still wearing them,

Made the rest of her funeral really awkward.

I don't know how I feel about masturbation anymore...

On one hand, it's pretty good. On the other hand, it's a little awkward.

Hillary Clinton has a seizure during the debate...

"Mrs. Clinton," the Moderator asks, "What is your plan to lower the national debt?"

Suddenly, Hillary flails her arms around, rolls her eyes wildly, foams at the mouth, and gibbers incoherently for several awkward minutes. Finally, she collapses in a heap and soils herself.

"Hey!" Trump interrupts, "Is she allowed to just steal my answer like that??"


Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

I have a Muslim friend with a Note 7...

It only gets awkward when he shouts "Allahu Akbar" when plugging it in.

That awkward moment when your girlfriend and side chick are both pregnant...

...and you realize you have to tell your wife.

I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...

It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.

"May I sleep with your sister?" is such an awkward question to ask.

I have no idea how my dad is going to respond.

My wife and I went to see a marriage counsellor.

The woman said, "How many times a week do the two of you have sex?"

My wife said, "One or two."

Things got awkward when I said, "Five or six."

My best friend got mad at me sniffing his sister's panties

It didn't help that they were still on her. Or that all of his family was there too. Needless to say it made the rest of the funeral really awkward.

If I locked my keys in my car outside of a abortion clinic...

Would it be awkward to go inside and ask for a wire hanger?

My friend got angry at me for sniffing his sister's panties.

It didn't help that they were still on her.

Or that their whole family was watching.

This made the rest of the funeral quite awkward.

You know how awkward it is when you take her hand in yours, squeeze it, but still wonder...

...where the rest of the body is?

My friend and his wife found each other on a dating website,

Three years after marriage. That was awkward.

A group of satanists have a meeting when one sneezes.

Then it got really awkward when someone said "God bless you."

It's awkward when you get an erection during a prostate exam

And they realize you're not a doctor.

The first time I had sex was in my parents' bedroom

My girlfriend said "it's pretty awkward".

"Just ignore them", I said.

A friend got mad at me for smelling his sister's underwear.

I don't know if it was because she was still wearing them or because the rest of the family was there. Either way it made the rest of the funeral very awkward.

My husband called and asked if I could be naked before he gets home from work...

...I feel awkward sitting here with his mother, but whatever.

The iPhone 8/10 unveiling was pretty great

But the 9/11 announcement will be pretty awkward and unforgettable next year

Prince Harry and William must feel so awkward in a strip club

Imagine having to put pictures of your gran into a stripper's bra

I remember when I was younger lying there in bed waiting for Santa to come..

I also remember the awkward silence while waiting for him to get dressed and leave.

Just walked in on my parents having sex...

Most awkward 45 minutes of my life.

It's awkward touching hands with a woman in a popcorn bag.

Especially if you don't know her and she doesn't know that you're eating her popcorn.

My window cleaner caught me masturbating today. It was awkward.

Maybe I shouldn't have been standing in his garden.

During my annual physical, my doctor was going over the results of my blood work with me. After analyzing the results he looked up and told me I was going to need to quit masturbating.

I asked, *Why??*

He said, Because. I'm trying to complete your examination and you're making things really awkward right now.

A lot of people call # a Hashtag but back in my day it was the pound sign

which makes the movement #MeToo a bit awkward

That awkward moment when you're having sex with a German girl and she keeps yelling "Nine!"

Like, are you just yelling your age or are ten of us too many?

Elevator confusion

A blonde and a brunette are on an elevator together and it stops to let a man on. The man is wearing a business suit and has obvious dandruff flakes on both shoulders. He says hello and gets out on the next floor. The women continues to ride in awkward silence when the brunette speaks up. She says, "Someone needs to give that guy some head and shoulders."
The blonde looks confused and replies. "How do you give a guy shoulders?"

Why are Titanic themed parties so awkward?

They lack good icebreakers!

What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bisexual hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek?

A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie and tie dye watching sci-fi on wifi.

Credits: my bud

I remember laying in bed as a child waiting for Santa Claus to come....

Then there was always that awkward silence afterwards as he put his pants on and left.

That awkward moment when the woman you're dancing with bends over so you can grind it...

But it turns out she just dropped an earing, and no one else in McDonald's can hear the music on your iPod.

My hairdresser asked me how I wanted my hair cut

Me : Anything that will make me look good

Hairdresser : oh uhm *awkward silence* I can try

What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bi sexual Hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek?

A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie watching sci-fi on wifi.

My girlfriend bought me the Kama Sutra last week...

...it put me in an awkward position.

What does a socially awkward and depressed frog say?

Reddit.!

My brother is illiterate

It was his 16th birthday party this past weekend, and boy was it awkward. He just couldn't read the room.

A pair of twins walk into a bar...

A pair of twins walk into a bar.

A man walks up to them and asks:

"So is it true that twins can communicate telepathically"

They look at each other in silence for about 30 seconds when the man says:

"I'm sorry if that was an awkward question, it was stupid of me to ask"

They respond in unison "No it's fine, we were just discussing an answer to give you"

I locked myself out of my car next to an abortion clinic...

It was really awkward asking them for a hanger

My girlfriend bought me the karma sutra

Which put me in a very awkward position

It was a bad idea doing tacos the night before the big meeting. Everyone looked shocked when I accidentally farted loudly.

I looked back at them, just as shocked. After a moment, I broke the awkward silence, and said,

"Did you hear that asshole talking shit behind my back?"

Don't believe everything you read in public toilets

Sharon was not up for a good time and it was a very awkward phone call

My friend wrote his dissertation on nerds who love palindromes

He is now Dr. Awkward.

In a a gents restroom, a man is sitting in a stall doing his business.

Suddenly the man in the next stall starts a conversation:

"Hello there!"

"Umm... Hello"

"How are you?"

"I'm uhh..fine... How about yourself?"

"I'm doing great. What are your doing right now?"

"Uhhhh..... Nothing much.... Just sitting here...."

"Shall I come over?"

"*Nervously* Noooo!! That would be so awkward"

"Alright man I'll hang up now, the idiot in the next stall is responding to everything I say."

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