Aweso Jokes

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The Best jokes about Aweso

After a really awesome sexperience with my girlfriend, she turned to me.

"Honey, I used to be a Christian."

I thought about this and said, "I'm not worried about it. I love you just the way you are."

"Good! I like being a Christine."

What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language?


The awesome power of a wife's love

A very old man lay dying in his bed. In death's doorway, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookie wafting up the stairs.

He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed.

Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands. With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven.

There, spread out on newspapers on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.

Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table.

The aged and withered hand, shaking, made its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when he was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife.

"Stay out of those," she said.

"They're for the funeral."

Awesome Reporting of the Accident

A car was involved in an accident. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story, could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim. The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.

I just got an awesome "Do it yourself" robot. The DIY-HANDYBOT 2.0

Me: "Could you build me a cupboard?"

Handybot: "Do it yourself."

That awesome moment when you realise... 2020 it will be 4/20 for a whole month.

This awesome new TV automatically set subtitles to Italian for my Italian girlfriend

I guess the CIA picked up on her hand gestures.

Awesome watch

I got an awesome watch for
my birthday. It was
waterproof, shockproof,
fireproof, bulletproof, acidproof, childproof & scratchproof.

I lost it.

I was in an AWESOME undercover band once

No one was sure if we were The Police.

Without ME,

it's just AWESO

You know that awesome feeling when you finally understand a word problem in math class?

Me neither.

An awesome married couple I am friends with announced that they are going to have a baby

Me: "Congratz!! I'm excited for you guys! You guys are going to kill it as parents!"

Would it be awesome if Fifty Shades movie will get...

69% on rottentomatoes?

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There's no "u" in awesome...

But there's always "me".

It would be awesome if they made a DareDevil VR game

I can't see it though

what did the zero say to the eight?

that's an awesome belt

Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?

It's super high quality

Awesome name

Thanks, it was a birthday gift

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