Awes Jokes

Funniest Awes Short Jokes

Short awes jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The awes humour may include short amazement jokes also.

1. I don't understand why people are in awe when I tell them my grandfather survived Auschwitz. Most of the other German officers did too!
2. "My brother was telling me he received a valentines day card today" "Awe, he must've been thrilled. "
   "No, not really, it was from his cell mate. "
3. A doctors secretary walks into the doctors office and says " doctor there is an invisible man waiting for you" the doctor replies " awe not again tell him I can't see him"
4. What's an asian's favorite drug? HERROine
   ^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^sorry, ^^^^^^that ^^^^^^was ^^^^^^aweful.
5. An alien ordered a drink at a bar. Everybody started in awe, as they just saw an actual outer space creature.
6. A beggar walks up to an overweight woman who was eating a burger and says, "I haven't" eaten anything in four days"
   She looks at him in awe and says, "God, I wish I had your willpower."
7. What to the seal say... to his friend when he his flipper started hurting? "Awee man :( I think I got arfritis."
8. My neighbour was about to lose his house. So i decided to organise a neighbourhood wide charity o**... to help him.
   It was truly awe inspiring to see the whole neighbourhood come together like that.
9. What makes awesome good and awful bad? What makes awe**some** good and aw**ful** bad?
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Awes One Liners

Which awes one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with awes? I can suggest the ones about amazed and owes.

1. I own the world's worst thesaurus. Not only is it aweful, it's aweful.
2. In awe at the size of this lad. |unit|
3. Why was red in awe of orange? Because orange blue green.
4. Why was Barry in awe at the size of Kelvin? Kelvin is an absolute unit.
5. Strange that some awe is good But full awe is bad.
6. I'm in awe at the Kelvin scale It's an absolute unit.
7. What do you call the act of watching a Japanese chef in awe? Mirin

Cheeky Awes Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about awes you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wonders jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make awes pranks.