Following is our collection of Awareness jokes which are very funny. There are some awareness perception jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these awareness vaccinations puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
It's all about "raisin" awareness
...headlined by the Black Eyed Peas
Did anyone else forget?
For people who are sad about being single: it's called Single Awareness Day
For people who are happy about being single: it's called Single Independence Day
For people who just don't care about being single: it's just called Thursday
For people like me: I call it Date With My Right Hand otherwise known as Everyday
Drop a bucket of Starbuck's Iced Coffee on your head to raise awareness of the rich city girls who have lost their ability to even.
"Somebody I used to know" probably wasn't the best song to pick
Show your support by wearing a number I can actually read.
I called the hotline for information about breast self-examination. I got a recording that said "Press one to continue.....OK, now press the other one.
A lack of shelf awareness.
Plus I totally raped the quiz at the end, 100%.
They only carry x-smalls.
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Last night I saw a young man vaccinate himself behind a dumpster
Anyone here aware they have autism
Because they are greatly satisfied by seeing Tucans.
If you can't come, let me know.
Therefore I'm offering a two-for-one special.
Bring your laptop to me for virus removal and receive a free breast exam!
That crept up on my fast
....Mental Health. 'Cause either that dude is crazy or I am and my best guess is before all this is said and done we're all going to need a little therapy.
...there were no survivors :/
His aide said, "So what do think are some good ways to prevent it?"
Trump replied, "Prevent it?"
Bruises.
Just raisin awareness
I'm just raisin awareness
Nobody showed up
Runs until Saturday
It runs to Sunday
Time to make your significant other aware....
Shouldn't have said I was lactose intolerant.
"You're not you when you're full"
So get on out there and seize the day!
Please upvote for divisibility.
"Can I speak to the Cocaine Councillor please" I asked. "You'll have to wait" he replied,"he's on another line."
Me: "Definitely my lack of self awareness"
Birds sure peck at you when you attach six-pack rings to them, but man do I feel like I made a difference!
Many adults still read the symbol # as 'pound,' not 'hashtag' so imagine their surprise to learn a movement meant to bring awareness to sexual assault and harassment was named 'pound me too,'
Is that a trick question?
I'm raisin awareness.
It was just raisin awareness.
Never forget
Hurt more animals then people will know about it more
So I'm raising money by selling scratch cards.
Period.
It's all about raisin awareness...
They're Raisin Bran awareness.
It's all about raisin awareness.
Someone needs to be raisin awareness
9/11
It's all about raisin awareness...
His friend says, "Yeah, but I thought you had a girlfriend."
First guy says, "I do. I'm just making sure you were aware that you are single."
You're supposed to wear crazy socks.
I'm just going to wear extra jeans.
The new name being "U.O.K.?"
He is just out there, raisin awareness.
Let me test math awareness of this sub. This was told by a professor in a class.
Answer: because it left residue at every pole!
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