Awareness Jokes

Following is our collection of recognition humor and perception one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Awareness puns for adults, dirty subconscious jokes or clean vaccinations gags for kids.

There is an abundance of anorexia jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 48 funniest jokes on awareness. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any national witze you can hear about awareness.

The Best jokes about Awareness

Donald Trump said, "I declare April as Sexual Assault Awareness month."

His aide said, "So what do think are some good ways to prevent it?"

Trump replied, "Prevent it?"

If you leave a grape out in the sun, it'll shrivel and dry up...

Just raisin awareness

Vaccination awareness is rising

Last night I saw a young man vaccinate himself behind a dumpster

I was just on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies.

Is that a trick question?

I phoned the Drugs Awareness helpline today.

"Can I speak to the Cocaine Councillor please" I asked. "You'll have to wait" he replied,"he's on another line."


Breast cancer awareness has pink ribbons, but what does alcoholism awareness have?

Bruises.

My friend travels from town to town giving seminars on the health benefits of eating dried grapes.

He is just out there, raisin awareness.

Tomorrow is Downs Syndrome Awareness Day

You're supposed to wear crazy socks.

I'm just going to wear extra jeans.

Love him or hate him at least President Trump is raising awareness of one of the greatest challenges facing America.....

....Mental Health. 'Cause either that dude is crazy or I am and my best guess is before all this is said and done we're all going to need a little therapy.

September is alzheimers awareness month

Did anyone else forget?

Today, March 26th, is Epilepsy Awareness day.

So get on out there and seize the day!


I just came from a domestic violence awareness concert...

...headlined by the Black Eyed Peas

Breast Cancer Awareness Hotline

I called the hotline for information about breast self-examination. I got a recording that said "Press one to continue.....OK, now press the other one.

Why does Sean Connery suck at DIY?

A lack of shelf awareness.

In the window of a bar in Philadelphia

Drop a bucket of Starbuck's Iced Coffee on your head to raise awareness of the rich city girls who have lost their ability to even.

TIL that grapes can kill dogs

I'm just raisin awareness

Valentine's Day for people who are single.

For people who are sad about being single: it's called Single Awareness Day

For people who are happy about being single: it's called Single Independence Day

For people who just don't care about being single: it's just called Thursday

For people like me: I call it Date With My Right Hand otherwise known as Everyday

#METOO

Many adults still read the symbol # as 'pound,' not 'hashtag' so imagine their surprise to learn a movement meant to bring awareness to sexual assault and harassment was named 'pound me too,'

I play music for the National Alzheimer's Awareness club

"Somebody I used to know" probably wasn't the best song to pick


A guy says to his friend, "Did you know that today is S.A.D., Single Awareness Day?"

His friend says, "Yeah, but I thought you had a girlfriend."

First guy says, "I do. I'm just making sure you were aware that you are single."

October is domestic abuse awareness month...

Time to make your significant other aware....

The UK is officially changing its name in honor of mental health awareness.

The new name being "U.O.K.?"

Next week is national diarrhoea awareness week

It runs to Sunday

I'm trying to spread "quotient" awareness

Please upvote for divisibility.

September is Alzheimer's awareness month

Never forget

I was reading an article about the health benefits of eating dehydrated grapes.

It was just raisin awareness.

I'm organising an event to help raise awareness of male sexual dysfunction, particularly a failure to climax.

If you can't come, let me know.

There was a massive social anxiety awareness rally recently

Nobody showed up

I'm gonna start telling people the benefits of eating dried grapes.

It's all about "raisin" awareness

Why do bird watchers invest so much money in breast cancer awareness?

Because they are greatly satisfied by seeing Tucans.

Just finished my Sexual Violence Prevention and Awareness Training. It was very informative and I feel much safer.

Plus I totally raped the quiz at the end, 100%.

April is autism awareness month

Anyone here aware they have autism

Today is Diarrhea Awareness Day

Runs until Saturday

October is Eczema Awareness Month

So I'm raising money by selling scratch cards.

Color Blind Awareness Day

Show your support by wearing a number I can actually read.

January is national stalking awareness month...

That crept up on my fast

I'v been telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.

It's all about raisin awareness...

October is domestic violence awareness month.

Time to go home and show her who's boss.

There Should Be A Day For Bringing Awareness To Calling The Cops

9/11

I've decided to start an educational campaign to tell people about the health benefits of eating dried grapes...

It's all about raisin awareness...

Today is world awareness day for something but I've forgotten what..

Oh I've remembered now - it's World Alzheimer's Day.

Today is national punctuation awareness day...

I tried to think of an appropriate joke, but there's nothing funny about national punctuation awareness day. Period.

I've started telling everyone I know about the benefits of dried fruit.

It's all about raisin awareness.

The solution to spread animal abuse awareness

Hurt more animals then people will know about it more

Not many people know about the benefits of eating dried grapes

Someone needs to be raisin awareness

I'm trying to bring more attention to fried grapes

I'm raisin awareness.

Why did Kellogg's marking group team up with HBO before the release of the final season of Game of Thrones?

They're Raisin Bran awareness.

Globally, the lack of awareness for women's reproductive health is a major problem. We need to grow up and understand that menstruation is not a joke.

Period.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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