Following is our collection of recognition humor and perception one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Awareness puns for adults, dirty subconscious jokes or clean vaccinations gags for kids.
There is an abundance of anorexia jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 48 funniest jokes on awareness. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any national witze you can hear about awareness.
His aide said, "So what do think are some good ways to prevent it?"
Trump replied, "Prevent it?"
Just raisin awareness
Last night I saw a young man vaccinate himself behind a dumpster
Is that a trick question?
"Can I speak to the Cocaine Councillor please" I asked. "You'll have to wait" he replied,"he's on another line."
Bruises.
He is just out there, raisin awareness.
You're supposed to wear crazy socks.
I'm just going to wear extra jeans.
....Mental Health. 'Cause either that dude is crazy or I am and my best guess is before all this is said and done we're all going to need a little therapy.
Did anyone else forget?
So get on out there and seize the day!
...headlined by the Black Eyed Peas
I called the hotline for information about breast self-examination. I got a recording that said "Press one to continue.....OK, now press the other one.
A lack of shelf awareness.
Drop a bucket of Starbuck's Iced Coffee on your head to raise awareness of the rich city girls who have lost their ability to even.
I'm just raisin awareness
For people who are sad about being single: it's called Single Awareness Day
For people who are happy about being single: it's called Single Independence Day
For people who just don't care about being single: it's just called Thursday
For people like me: I call it Date With My Right Hand otherwise known as Everyday
Many adults still read the symbol # as 'pound,' not 'hashtag' so imagine their surprise to learn a movement meant to bring awareness to sexual assault and harassment was named 'pound me too,'
"Somebody I used to know" probably wasn't the best song to pick
His friend says, "Yeah, but I thought you had a girlfriend."
First guy says, "I do. I'm just making sure you were aware that you are single."
Time to make your significant other aware....
The new name being "U.O.K.?"
It runs to Sunday
Please upvote for divisibility.
Never forget
It was just raisin awareness.
If you can't come, let me know.
Nobody showed up
It's all about "raisin" awareness
Because they are greatly satisfied by seeing Tucans.
Plus I totally raped the quiz at the end, 100%.
Anyone here aware they have autism
Runs until Saturday
So I'm raising money by selling scratch cards.
Show your support by wearing a number I can actually read.
That crept up on my fast
It's all about raisin awareness...
Time to go home and show her who's boss.
9/11
It's all about raisin awareness...
Oh I've remembered now - it's World Alzheimer's Day.
I tried to think of an appropriate joke, but there's nothing funny about national punctuation awareness day. Period.
It's all about raisin awareness.
Hurt more animals then people will know about it more
Someone needs to be raisin awareness
I'm raisin awareness.
They're Raisin Bran awareness.
Period.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.