The Best 53 Awareness Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Awareness jokes. There are some awareness perception jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these awareness vaccinations puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Awareness Jokes and Puns

I'm gonna start telling people the benefits of eating dried grapes.

It's all about "raisin" awareness

I just came from a domestic violence awareness concert...

...headlined by the Black Eyed Peas

September is alzheimers awareness month

Did anyone else forget?

Awareness joke, September is alzheimers awareness month

Valentine's Day for people who are single.

For people who are sad about being single: it's called Single Awareness Day

For people who are happy about being single: it's called Single Independence Day

For people who just don't care about being single: it's just called Thursday

For people like me: I call it Date With My Right Hand otherwise known as Everyday

In the window of a bar in Philadelphia

Drop a bucket of Starbuck's Iced Coffee on your head to raise awareness of the rich city girls who have lost their ability to even.


I play music for the National Alzheimer's Awareness club

"Somebody I used to know" probably wasn't the best song to pick

Color Blind Awareness Day

Show your support by wearing a number I can actually read.

Awareness joke, Color Blind Awareness Day

Breast Cancer Awareness Hotline

I called the hotline for information about breast self-examination. I got a recording that said "Press one to continue.....OK, now press the other one.

Why does Sean Connery suck at DIY?

A lack of shelf awareness.

Chris Brown wants to raise domestic violence awareness in Australia

Just finished my Sexual Violence Prevention and Awareness Training. It was very informative and I feel much safer.

Plus I totally raped the quiz at the end, 100%.

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Vaccination awareness is rising

Last night I saw a young man vaccinate himself behind a dumpster

April is autism awareness month

Anyone here aware they have autism

Why do bird watchers invest so much money in breast cancer awareness?

Because they are greatly satisfied by seeing Tucans.

I'm organising an event to help raise awareness of male sexual dysfunction, particularly a failure to climax.

If you can't come, let me know.

October is both Cyber Security and Breast Cancer Awareness month!

Therefore I'm offering a two-for-one special.

Bring your laptop to me for virus removal and receive a free breast exam!

Awareness joke, October is both Cyber Security and Breast Cancer Awareness month!

January is national stalking awareness month...

That crept up on my fast

Love him or hate him at least President Trump is raising awareness of one of the greatest challenges facing America.....

....Mental Health. 'Cause either that dude is crazy or I am and my best guess is before all this is said and done we're all going to need a little therapy.

Scientists announced a new family fun maze covered in vantablack to help raise awareness about the new product...

...there were no survivors :/


Donald Trump said, "I declare April as Sexual Assault Awareness month."

His aide said, "So what do think are some good ways to prevent it?"

Trump replied, "Prevent it?"

Breast cancer awareness has pink ribbons, but what does alcoholism awareness have?

Bruises.

If you leave a grape out in the sun, it'll shrivel and dry up...

Just raisin awareness

TIL that grapes can kill dogs

I'm just raisin awareness

There was a massive social anxiety awareness rally recently

Nobody showed up

Today is Diarrhea Awareness Day

Runs until Saturday

Next week is national diarrhoea awareness week

It runs to Sunday

October is domestic abuse awareness month...

Time to make your significant other aware....

My boss ordered me to take a diversity awareness program.

Shouldn't have said I was lactose intolerant.

Did you hear the catch phrase of the anorexia awareness group sponsored by snickers?

"You're not you when you're full"

Today, March 26th, is Epilepsy Awareness day.

So get on out there and seize the day!

I'm trying to spread "quotient" awareness

Please upvote for divisibility.

I phoned the Drugs Awareness helpline today.

"Can I speak to the Cocaine Councillor please" I asked. "You'll have to wait" he replied,"he's on another line."

Interviewer: "What's your greatest weakness?"

Me: "Definitely my lack of self awareness"

I spent my whole day raising awareness for the environment.

Birds sure peck at you when you attach six-pack rings to them, but man do I feel like I made a difference!

#METOO

Many adults still read the symbol # as 'pound,' not 'hashtag' so imagine their surprise to learn a movement meant to bring awareness to sexual assault and harassment was named 'pound me too,'

I was just on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies.

Is that a trick question?

I was reading an article about the health benefits of eating dehydrated grapes.

It was just raisin awareness.

September is Alzheimer's awareness month

Never forget

The solution to spread animal abuse awareness

Hurt more animals then people will know about it more

October is Eczema Awareness Month

So I'm raising money by selling scratch cards.

Globally, the lack of awareness for women's reproductive health is a major problem. We need to grow up and understand that menstruation is not a joke.

Period.

Why did Kellogg's marking group team up with HBO before the release of the final season of Game of Thrones?

They're Raisin Bran awareness.

I've started telling everyone I know about the benefits of dried fruit.

It's all about raisin awareness.

Not many people know about the benefits of eating dried grapes

Someone needs to be raisin awareness

There Should Be A Day For Bringing Awareness To Calling The Cops

9/11

I've decided to start an educational campaign to tell people about the health benefits of eating dried grapes...

It's all about raisin awareness...

A guy says to his friend, "Did you know that today is S.A.D., Single Awareness Day?"

His friend says, "Yeah, but I thought you had a girlfriend."

First guy says, "I do. I'm just making sure you were aware that you are single."

Tomorrow is Downs Syndrome Awareness Day

You're supposed to wear crazy socks.

I'm just going to wear extra jeans.

The UK is officially changing its name in honor of mental health awareness.

The new name being "U.O.K.?"

My friend travels from town to town giving seminars on the health benefits of eating dried grapes.

He is just out there, raisin awareness.

Why did a mathematician named his dog Cauchy?

Let me test math awareness of this sub. This was told by a professor in a class.

Answer: because it left residue at every pole!

I was on a diabetes awareness website...

It asked if I accept cookies. Definitely a trick question!

I was telling my children about the health benefits of eating dried fruits recently

It's really all about raisin awareness.

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