Award Winning Jokes
47 award winning jokes and hilarious award winning puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about award winning that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Award Winning Short Jokes
Short award winning jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The award winning humour may include short contest winning jokes also.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
The job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in his jeans. - Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter? Because it's a catastrophe :-)
Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. - What award did Chewbacca win his first season as a professional athlete? Wookie of the year.
- Did you guys hear about the award winning farmer? Apparently he was outstanding in his field. [modified repost]
- Breaking Celebrity News! Academy Award winning Actor, Simmons, and children's book Author, Rowling, eloped earlier today. JK
- Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize? There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.
- What's the difference between the Academy Awards and the Paralympics In the Paralympics Blade Runner is an Oscar winning performance
(I realise this joke is now three years too late) - If I ever win an award... ... for procrastination, I will try tell them that I will try to pick up the award tomorrow.
- As someone who didn't win a lot of awards, I enjoyed going to the dentist it was one of the few times I was recognized by plaque
- It's a shame "Fantastic Mr. Fox" didn't win the Academy Award for best animated feature. There were too many *Up* votes.
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Award Winning One Liners
Which award winning one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with award winning? I can suggest the ones about award outstanding and award.
- What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win? Atrophy.
- Why did the spring onion win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!
- I got the award for Shoplifter of the Year, '22! I didn't win it.....
- An award winning reporter held a finger out to their boss and said... pulitzer.
- How does an Italian win an award in television? He has to rigatoni
- Why did Old McDonald win all the awards? Because he is out standing in his field.
- What does a Redditor say after winning a 1st place award in a competition?
- Greta Thunberg joke! Greta Thunberg wins TIME Person of the Year!
Is this a joke? - What does a mob boss do when he wants to win an award for his play? Rigatoni
- Why did Minotaur win an interior design award? Because his home was a maze thing.
- Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award? Leonardo Di Cardio
Experience Instant Grins & Giggles with Playful Award Winning Jokes
What funny jokes about award winning you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean award ceremony jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make award winning pranks.
A man was driving when he saw something strange...
A man was driving in the country when he saw something strange. A farmer was standing idly in an empty field. Compelled to find out what he was doing, the man pulled over and approached him. He asked the farmer what he was doing, to which the farmer replied "Trying to win a nobel prize"
Confused, the man asked how he intends on doing that. The farmer looked at him with a wry smile and said "I heard it's awarded to people who are out standing in their field."
Nobel award winning physicist and his limo driver
A Nobel award winning physicist, who was afraid of flying, was on speaking tour of the nation's top colleges. He travelled by limousine to each destination to give his speech.
After two dozen engagements, the physicist and the limousine driver were having dinner before the next speech. The limousine driver commented that he'd heard the speech enough times, and that even though he didn't understand it, he felt as if he could deliver it word-for-word. So the physicist agreed to trade places and let him give the speech, and the physicist would sit in the back and wear the limousine driver's uniform.
After giving the speech flawlessly, the limousine driver opened the floor for questions from the students (typically there were none). However, at this particular University there was a rather egotistical student who thought he was smart enough to compete mentally with the Nobel physicist. The question took 5 minutes to get out and would require a rather lengthy explanation and some complex calculus to answer.
Without batting an eye, the limousine driver responded to the young student by saying, "The answer to that question is so easy, I'll let my limousine driver, seated in the back, respond."
Emmy Awards
In the U.S., your program has to win an Emmy. In the U.K., programme already has one.
My friends and I were trying to decide which award winning drama TV show we should watch
It came down to the wire.
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So if you do win an award tonight don’t use it as a platform to make a political speech.
You’re in no position to lecture the public, about anything. You know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg. So, if you win, come up, accept your little award, thank your agent and your god, and f**... off.
Why is the music award show in Canada called the Junos?
Because everytime someone wins, everyone goes "Juno who that is?"
What is it called when an award-winning Spanish chef has mushrooms for breakfast?
"The Breakfast of Champiñones"
Elton John and Miley Cyrus win best original rendition by an original artist at the 2018 Grammy Awards
For best original cover of Tony Danza
What's the difference between The Oscars and The FIFA World Cup?
A flop doesn't win an award at The Oscars.
Hopefully I will win the Biggest Improvement award at the anger management ceremony.
The competition is fierce.
Another joke I just thought of :)
What award do drug dealers win?
A GRAMmy
(I made myself giggle at this one)
Black Mirror: Bandersnatch is definitely going to win in at least one award category...
...Viewer's Choice.
I starred in an award winning one man show...
about my life growing up in a small town. Because I love them so much, I bought my grandparents expensive box seats to see it. After the show they were so excited to tell me how great it was. My grandpa looked at me with pride in his eyes and said, Congratulations. You played yourself.
Years ago I won a tony for my work in the theatre, but year after year went by and my dull attempts to win another were in vain. Then, one day I wrote a play about how I changed my routine and began to lead an exciting life. For this I won another award.
You could say I've broken out of monotony
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There was once a poem contest...
Contestants were supposed to use the word **Timbuktu** in their poem. All contestants gave their best poems but then came along the priest and his poem was
*All along through my life*
*i had no children and had no wife*
*I read the Bible through and through*
*All the way to Timbuktu*
The judges and audience were taken aback by his poem and decided that he won. That was until the shepherd Dave came with his award winning poem
*When I and Tim to Brisbane went*
*We found three woman cheap to rent*
*They were three and we were two*
*So I book one and Tim book two*
