Award Show Jokes
13 award show jokes and hilarious award show puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about award show that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Award Show Short Jokes
Short award show jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The award show humour may include short award ceremony jokes also.
- sesame street awards If sesame street had an awards show would they be handing out Oscars?
- What happened to the Scientiest who's pants fell down at the award show? He won the nobelt peace prize.
- Why is the music award show in Canada called the Junos? Because everytime someone wins, everyone goes "Juno who that is?"
- Did you hear about the Italian playwright ? He bribed The Broadway League to give an award to his show "Rigatoni".
- What would you call an Italian rapper who is so well liked that he is invited to present at awards shows? Common D'nominator
- My friends and I were trying to decide which award winning drama TV show we should watch It came down to the wire.
- There should be an award show called "The Rapeys." Cosby would be up for Lifetime Achievement.
- Huge embarrassment at the NAACP science award show. How were they supposed to know that w**...-B-Gon was invented by a Caucasian?
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Award Show One Liners
Which award show one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with award show? I can suggest the ones about awards ceremony and award winning.
- What do you call an awards show for drug dealers? The gram-mies
- Where does Hollywood get all that red carpet for awards shows?? Lindsey Lohan,
Quirky and Hilarious Award Show Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about award show you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean talent show jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make award show pranks.
My 11 yo son got out the car at school the other morning, right at the moment the gritter was driving by us spraying rock salt everywhere..
He got straight back in the car, looked at me with a completely serious face and said I've just been assaulted .
ETA: thank you so much for the awards, I showed him some (SOME!) of the comments 😂 and it made his day, he was delighted that people actually enjoyed his joke to even just upvote and comment on it but actually couldn't believe that people actually awarded it too ( people gave Reddit awards to it?? For my joke?? Like, did they actually mum or are you just saying that?! so yea, thank you kind Redditors for making my 11yo extremely happy! You guys are the best 😊
I starred in an award winning one man show...
about my life growing up in a small town. Because I love them so much, I bought my grandparents expensive box seats to see it. After the show they were so excited to tell me how great it was. My grandpa looked at me with pride in his eyes and said, Congratulations. You played yourself.