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163 award jokes and hilarious award puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about award that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny award jokes. From puns to one-liners, we've got jokes for every sense of humor.

Funniest Award Short Jokes

Short award jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The award humour may include short reward jokes also.

  1. What is a Pirate's favorite letter? The one from the General Manager telling him he's been traded to the Mets.
    Thanks to everyone who awarded this post! You're so kind .
  2. Do you remember when air was free at the gas station, and now it's $1.50? You know why? inflation
    Holy smokes this blew up, THANK YOU all for the awards and the silver!!
  3. I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes. Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
  4. My wife accused me of achieving nothing... So I told her "well I won the Leslie Neilsen award at school."
    "What's that?" she said
    "It's a big building with kids in it"
  5. Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates? They hate plaque buildup.
  6. I deserve an award for beating up a school shooter... I beat him up every day for nearly a year before he shot up the school.
  7. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
    The job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in his jeans.
  8. I've just won the 2013 'Most secretive person' award. I can't tell you how much it means to me.
  9. Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter? Because it's a catastrophe :-)
    Yeah, ok, I'll be going now.
  10. I'm sick and tired of these millennial weathermen... In my day, only the raining champion got an award, but nowadays everyone wants a precipitation trophy.

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Award One Liners

Which award one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with award? I can suggest the ones about achievement and grant.

  1. And the award for best neckwear goes to... huh, well would you look at that. It was a tie
  2. Why did the cow get an award? For being outstanding in his field.
    Sorry.
  3. Why don't dentists display their awards? Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.
  4. Why did the farmer get an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  5. Why were the wives of a polygamist awarded a degree in physics? For splitting an Adam.
  6. And the best neckwear award goes to.... Oh wait!!! It's a tie.
  7. They gave an award for my cat's rear It was a catastrophe.
  8. Why did the scarecrow win so many awards? Because he was out standing in his field.
  9. What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win? Atrophy.
  10. The Universal Miss award goes to Steve Harvey.
  11. AND THE AWARD FOR THE BEST NECKWEAR IS... ...oh, it's a tie
  12. Did you hear? Gaston won an award! He won the No Belle prize.
  13. I refer to my wife as "My trophy wife" She calls me her "participation award"
  14. Why did the spring onion win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!
  15. Why did the winter solstice get an award? For being the "brightest" day of the year.

Award Winning Jokes

Here is a list of funny award winning jokes and even better award winning puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What award did Chewbacca win his first season as a professional athlete? Wookie of the year.
  • Why did the scarecrow win an award........ ....because it stood out in it's field.
  • I got the award for Shoplifter of the Year, '22! I didn't win it.....
  • Did you guys hear about the award winning farmer? Apparently he was outstanding in his field. [modified repost]
  • An award winning reporter held a finger out to their boss and said... pulitzer.
  • Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
  • How does an Italian win an award in television? He has to rigatoni
  • Breaking Celebrity News! Academy Award winning Actor, Simmons, and children's book Author, Rowling, eloped earlier today. JK
  • Why did the scare crow win the award? He was out standing in his field.
    This has Always been my favourite pun.
  • I have the Award for Shoplifter of the Year! I didn't win it...

Award Outstanding Jokes

Here is a list of funny award outstanding jokes and even better award outstanding puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a lifetime achievement award? He was outstanding in his field...
  • A local farmer just received an award from the city. It was for being outstanding in his field.
  • Did you hear about the scarecrow who got an award? He was outstanding in his field
  • Why did the farmer get nominated for an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
    Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony?
    Because he was out standing in his field.
  • The farmer down the road from me recently won an award He was outstanding in his field
  • Did you hear about Did you hear about the Scarecrow that won an Award?..
    He was outstanding in his field!
  • Did you hear about the cow who won an award? He was outstanding in his field.
  • My scarecrow just won a Lifetime Achievement Award... He was out-standing in his field.
  • Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it is outstanding in its field.
  • Did you hear about the scarecrow that got an award? It was for being outstanding in his field.
Award joke, Did you hear about the scarecrow that got an award?

Academy Award Jokes

Here is a list of funny academy award jokes and even better academy award puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • And the Academy Award for Best Sound Editing goes too... A Quiet Place.
  • What's the difference between the Academy Awards and the Paralympics In the Paralympics Blade Runner is an Oscar winning performance
    (I realise this joke is now three years too late)
  • It's a shame "Fantastic Mr. Fox" didn't win the Academy Award for best animated feature. There were too many *Up* votes.
  • An atheist orphan receives an Academy Award. "I have no one to thank, but myself."
  • Did you hear about the man who cut his own head off after the Academy Awards? He was Leonardo DiCapitated.
  • I'm producing a condensed, Cliffnotes-style, version of the 1994 Best Picture winner from the Academy Awards I'm calling it Schindler's Gist.
  • I heard they gave the Academy Award for best picture to the wrong cast. They must have been in La La Land.
  • This High Flying 2009 film from Pixar studios won Best Animated Feature at the 82nd Academy Awards. "What's 'Up', Alex?"
    "Not much, what's up with you?"
  • The Academy Awards have introduced a new category for the upcoming Oscars ceremony. "Best Acting for shocked response to Weinstein revelations" is full of very competitive entries .
  • Lego are making an Academy Awards set. It's star studded.

Award Ceremony Jokes

Here is a list of funny award ceremony jokes and even better award ceremony puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why cant you trust Italians at an award ceremony? They've been known to rig a Tony
  • Why didn't the flat-earther accept his award at the ceremony? He didn't believe in golden globes.
  • TIL There's a huge, televised award ceremony for coke dealers held every year... They call it the grammies
  • I was at a scholarship ceremony, and after listening to awards given for diversity, I left the room, crying. When someone asked me if I was okay, I responded.... "I'm all-white."
  • Hopefully I will win the Biggest Improvement award at the anger management ceremony. The competition is fierce.
  • What do you call an award ceremony for the latest and greatest software developments? The Programmys
  • If grandmas had an award ceremony, what would it be called? The Grammy's
  • My business centered around making awards for the **"Cats with the Most Beautiful Rear-End of the Year"** ceremony failed miserably... Everyone kept telling me it was a *cat-a**...-trophy*.
  • During the Oscar Ceremony While awarding the Oscar the anchorman suddenly f**... and Orlando Bloom had thought that his name was announced as the winner
Award joke, During the Oscar Ceremony

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Award Jokes

What funny jokes about award you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean approval jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make award pranks.

I lost the Sore loser Award last night...

It's okay. The guy who won really deserved it and there is always next year.

Last night my black colleague.......

Last night my black colleague walked away with the 'Employee of the year' award.
Luckily security stopped him at the door.

What's the award for being the world's best dentist?

A little plaque.

Chuck Norris won an award today

Kanye West sat politely in his seat.

What type of pasta is most likely to cheat for a musical award?

Rigatoni

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

My wife calls herself a trophy wife.

I told her that's because I won the participation award.

If you thought black people were mad about the Oscars...

wait until the nominations come out for the World's Greatest Dad Award.

If there was an award for laziness...

I'd make someone go get it for me.

A hipster is given a cookery award, but dies before he can receive it...

It was posthummus.

So if Lucy died 3.2 million years ago after falling from a tree...

...does that qualify her for a Darwin award?

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

I won the Most Unreliable Employee award.

I'll collect it when I can be bothered to go back in.

ISIS Awards Night:

The 2016 best s**... bomber award goes to Mohammed.
Unfortunately Mohammed can't be with us tonight.

Congrats to Gaston on his award!

The No-Belle Prize.

I awarded myself "Best bang of the year".

I still don't know why my girlfriend won't speak to me, all of her friends agreed.

Did you hear about the award United Airlines just got?

They were voted best in Chinese takeaway!

What is a mainstream media award for accurate, fair and even-handed journalism called?

A pink slip.

What do you call an award given for an unexpected h**...?

A Pull-it Surprise.

Chewbacca's son enters his first hockey season

Chewbacca's son enters his first hockey season this year. With his impressive skating abilities and the number of goals he scored...
Its no wonder he won the wookie of the year award.
Sorry.

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

How lazy are you?

I hear they've introduced a new category to the grammies

The quietest album; and the award goes to:
Stephen Hawking... Unplugged

An award is given to families who have 10 children. A man and his wife have 9 children, the husband tells his wife that he cheated on her and that he has another child, he'll go get him and then they can enjoy the money together.

When the man is back home with the child he sees no one in the house. He asks his wife where are the kids? She replied each father came and took his child

I got the "Bookworm" award in the school because I have the most visits to the library.

Of course they don't know the library's toilet is very suitable for m**....

My dad says people shouldn't get rewards just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took away his father of the year award

The award for Best Feline Behind was a disaster.

...a real cat-a**...-trophy.

What kind of award did the dentist get?

A plaque

4 Weather Patterns Are In A Race

Sunny gets gold.
Cloudy gets silver.
Snowy gets bronze.
And Rainy gets a precipitation award.

Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job

knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.

The guy who wrote the song 'In Too Deep' missed out on the 'best writer of a rock song' award.

Most of the judges said he lost, but Sum41.

This is the award I got for 10 years at Electronic Arts - My biggest accomplishment

A sense of pride and accomplishment.

What award did Gregor Mendel receive for his work in the field of Genetics?

The Nobel Peas Prize.

Did you hear about the actor who only won an award because of the Italian mafia?

It turns out they really know how to rig a Tony.

My mate has just won an award for beating another 12 men in a bait digging contest.He has now been crowned.

The master baiter.

My son came home and said "I got the Zucker Award today at school!"

I said, "What's that?"
He said, "A big building with teachers and kids in it, dad, but that's not important right now"

A dentist receives an award.

It's the only plaque allowed in his house.

A man walked into a bar

A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder.
The bartender says "what a strange pet, what's his name?"
"Tiny" the man replies
"What an odd name, why do you call him tiny?"
"Because he's my newt"

Thank you you can put my award on the dresser by the skirt.....

Just discovered there is an award you can give that doesn't require buying any coins!

I've been handing out orange and blue arrows ever since.

What does a Redditor say after winning a 1st place award in a competition?

What award does NASA give the astronauts that board their spacecraft particularly quickly?

The starship -enter-prize.

What kind of award do you give someone who has not moved a muscle in over a year?

A trophy.

Did you hear about the new cathedral with no chimes whose towers won an architectural award?

It won the no-bell prize.

They gave me the 'most illiterate kid in school' award

I was so upset that I couldn't even read my speech

What award did the cat who sniffed the most butts receive?

Catastrophe.

I thought about telling you a Covid-19 joke.

But there's 99.62% chance you won't get it.
Thanks random person for the award.

I can't wait to get my first award

Sadly it's from myself

I was pretty mad when they told me my flat earth movie was nominated for an award.

Golden globes

For many, figuring out who to give the free Reddit award will be similar to choosing who to lose your virginity to.

For some: it's not a big deal, you'll have fun with it, and it'll be whoever you see in the moment.
For others: you'll overthink it and fumble deciding. Soon the moment will pass and you'll be a v**... forever.

When you don't qualify for a Nobel Peace Prize...

... Go for the Darwin Award!

What award did the creator of the knock knock jokes win?

The no-bell prize

I made a pencil with two erasers.

It was pointless...
PS: I actually didn't, but it's my favourite bad joke, and it's my cake day, so I can do whatever I want!
Edit #1: If you didn't see my comment somehow, I feel scammed, because at the time of posting this, I yet had like 2 hours of my cake day left. I guess Reddit doesn't use European time...
Edit #2: I feel honoured to receive my first award ever!

What award do they give to the thinnest person in the world?

The No-Belly Prize

Award joke, What award do they give to the thinnest person in the world?

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