Award Jokes

Funniest Award Short Jokes

Short award jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The award humour may include short reward jokes also.

1. What is a Pirate's favorite letter? The one from the General Manager telling him he's been traded to the Mets.
   Thanks to everyone who awarded this post! You're so kind .
2. Do you remember when air was free at the gas station, and now it's $1.50? You know why? inflation
   Holy smokes this blew up, THANK YOU all for the awards and the silver!!
3. My wife accused me of achieving nothing... So I told her "well I won the Leslie Neilsen award at school."
   "What's that?" she said
   "It's a big building with kids in it"
4. Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates? They hate plaque buildup.
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
   The job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in his jeans.
6. I've just won the 2013 'Most secretive person' award. I can't tell you how much it means to me.
7. Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter? Because it's a catastrophe :-)
   Yeah, ok, I'll be going now.
8. Last night my black colleague....... Last night my black colleague walked away with the 'Employee of the year' award.
   Luckily security stopped him at the door.
9. My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon, but wasn't awarded the gold medal. The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.
10. My friends keep asking me for advice.. They want to know how to get all the karma and awards.
    I keep telling them it's a piece of cake

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Award One Liners

Which award one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with award? I can suggest the ones about achievement and grant.

1. And the award for best neckwear goes to... huh, well would you look at that. It was a tie
2. Why did the cow get an award? For being outstanding in his field.
   Sorry.
3. Why were the wives of a polygamist awarded a degree in physics? For splitting an Adam.
4. They gave an award for my cat's rear It was a catastrophe.
5. What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win? Atrophy.
6. The Universal Miss award goes to Steve Harvey.
7. I refer to my wife as "My trophy wife" She calls me her "participation award"
8. Why did the spring onion win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!
9. Why did the winter solstice get an award? For being the "brightest" day of the year.
10. What award do you give a firefighter? most extinguished
11. I got the award for Shoplifter of the Year, '22! I didn't win it.....
12. I can't wait to get my first award Sadly it's from myself
13. If there was an award for laziness... I'd make someone go get it for me.
14. What award did the deceased chick pea receive? A posthummus award
15. What kind of award did the dentist get? A plaque

Award Winning Jokes

Here is a list of funny award winning jokes and even better award winning puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What award did Chewbacca win his first season as a professional athlete? Wookie of the year.
• Did you guys hear about the award winning farmer? Apparently he was outstanding in his field. [modified repost]
• An award winning reporter held a finger out to their boss and said... pulitzer.
• How does an Italian win an award in television? He has to rigatoni
• Breaking Celebrity News! Academy Award winning Actor, Simmons, and children's book Author, Rowling, eloped earlier today. JK
• Why did Old McDonald win all the awards? Because he is out standing in his field.
• What does a Redditor say after winning a 1st place award in a competition?
• Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize? There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.
• What's the difference between the Academy Awards and the Paralympics In the Paralympics Blade Runner is an Oscar winning performance
  (I realise this joke is now three years too late)
• If I ever win an award... ... for procrastination, I will try tell them that I will try to pick up the award tomorrow.

Award Outstanding Jokes

Here is a list of funny award outstanding jokes and even better award outstanding puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A local farmer just received an award from the city. It was for being outstanding in his field.
• Why did the farmer get nominated for an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony?
  Because he was out standing in his field.
• How did the scarecrow earn an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  Yes i stole it but i tought i'd share it...also i don't know if this was posted before.Pls no hate.
• Person of the year award has been won by a scarecrow the judges said he was outstanding in his field.
• My uncle is a farmer. Last year he won an award for outstanding in his field.

Academy Award Jokes

Here is a list of funny academy award jokes and even better academy award puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• And the Academy Award for Best Sound Editing goes too... A Quiet Place.
• It's a shame "Fantastic Mr. Fox" didn't win the Academy Award for best animated feature. There were too many *Up* votes.
• An atheist orphan receives an Academy Award. "I have no one to thank, but myself."
• I'm producing a condensed, Cliffnotes-style, version of the 1994 Best Picture winner from the Academy Awards I'm calling it Schindler's Gist.
• I heard they gave the Academy Award for best picture to the wrong cast. They must have been in La La Land.
• This High Flying 2009 film from Pixar studios won Best Animated Feature at the 82nd Academy Awards. "What's 'Up', Alex?"
  "Not much, what's up with you?"
• The Academy Awards have introduced a new category for the upcoming Oscars ceremony. "Best Acting for shocked response to Weinstein revelations" is full of very competitive entries .
• Lego are making an Academy Awards set. It's star studded.
• What is the official ice cream flavor of the Academy Awards? Vanilla, because it's all white.
• Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

Award Ceremony Jokes

Here is a list of funny award ceremony jokes and even better award ceremony puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why didn't the flat-earther accept his award at the ceremony? He didn't believe in golden globes.
• TIL There's a huge, televised award ceremony for coke dealers held every year... They call it the grammies
• I was at a scholarship ceremony, and after listening to awards given for diversity, I left the room, crying. When someone asked me if I was okay, I responded.... "I'm all-white."
• Hopefully I will win the Biggest Improvement award at the anger management ceremony. The competition is fierce.
• What do you call an award ceremony for the latest and greatest software developments? The Programmys
• If grandmas had an award ceremony, what would it be called? The Grammy's

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Award Jokes

What funny jokes about award you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean approval jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make award pranks.