Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Award Jokes
Did you guys hear about the award winning farmer?
Apparently he was outstanding in his field. [modified repost]
Why did the cow get an award?
For being outstanding in his field.
Sorry.
Why did the scarecrow win an award........
....because it stood out in it's field.
I lost the Sore Loser Award last night...
It's okay. The guy who won really deserved it and there is always next year.
Last night my black colleague.......
Last night my black colleague walked away with the 'Employee of the year' award.
Luckily security stopped him at the door.
I've just won the 2013 'Most secretive person' award.
I can't tell you how much it means to me.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
The job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in his jeans.
Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony?
Because he was out standing in his field.
What award did Chewbacca win his first season as a professional athlete?
Wookie of the year.
What type of pasta is most likely to cheat for a musical award?
Rigatoni
Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?
Because it's a catastrophe :-)
Yeah, ok, I'll be going now.
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The Universal Miss award goes to
Steve Harvey.
Why did the farmer get an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
I deserve an award for beating up a school shooter...
I beat him up every day for nearly a year before he shot up the school.
What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?
Atrophy.
A local farmer just received an award from the city.
It was for being outstanding in his field.
If there was an award for laziness...
I'd make someone go get it for me.
And the award for best neckwear goes to...
huh, well would you look at that. It was a tie
So if Lucy died 3.2 million years ago after falling from a tree...
...does that qualify her for a Darwin award?
I won the Most Unreliable Employee award.
I'll collect it when I can be bothered to go back in.
ISIS Awards Night:
The 2016 best s**... bomber award goes to Mohammed.
Unfortunately Mohammed can't be with us tonight.
Congrats to Gaston on his award!
The No-Belle Prize.
Did you hear about the award United Airlines just got?
They were voted best in Chinese takeaway!
Did you hear? Gaston won an award!
He won the No Belle prize.
What is a mainstream media award for accurate, fair and even-handed journalism called?
A pink slip.
What do you call an award given for an unexpected h**...?
A Pull-it Surprise.
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
How lazy are you?
I'm sick and tired of these millennial weathermen...
In my day, only the raining champion got an award, but nowadays everyone wants a precipitation trophy.
They gave an award for my cat's rear
It was a catastrophe.
Did you hear about the cow who won an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
What kind of award did the dentist get?
A plaque
AND THE AWARD FOR THE BEST NECKWEAR IS...
...oh, it's a tie
What award did Gregor Mendel receive for his work in the field of Genetics?
The Nobel Peas Prize.
Did you hear about the actor who only won an award because of the Italian mafia?
It turns out they really know how to rig a Tony.
My son came home and said "I got the Zucker Award today at school!"
I said, "What's that?"
He said, "A big building with teachers and kids in it, dad, but that's not important right now"
A dentist receives an award.
It's the only plaque allowed in his house.
What award does NASA give the astronauts that board their spacecraft particularly quickly?
The starship -enter-prize.
What kind of award do you give someone who has not moved a muscle in over a year?
A trophy.
They gave me the 'most illiterate kid in school' award
I was so upset that I couldn't even read my speech
The farmer down the road from me recently won an award
He was outstanding in his field
What award did the cat who sniffed the most butts receive?
Catastrophe.
I thought about telling you a Covid-19 joke.
But there's 99.62% chance you won't get it.
Thanks random person for the award.
I can't wait to get my first award
Sadly it's from myself
I was pretty mad when they told me my flat earth movie was nominated for an award.
Golden globes
And the best neckwear award goes to....
Oh wait!!! It's a tie.
For many, figuring out who to give the free Reddit award will be similar to choosing who to lose your virginity to.
For some: it's not a big deal, you'll have fun with it, and it'll be whoever you see in the moment.
For others: you'll overthink it and fumble deciding. Soon the moment will pass and you'll be a v**... forever.
When you don't qualify for a Nobel Peace Prize...
... Go for the Darwin Award!
I made a pencil with two erasers.
It was pointless...
PS: I actually didn't, but it's my favourite bad joke, and it's my cake day, so I can do whatever I want!
Edit #1: If you didn't see my comment somehow, I feel scammed, because at the time of posting this, I yet had like 2 hours of my cake day left. I guess Reddit doesn't use European time...
Edit #2: I feel honoured to receive my first award ever!
I won the "most secretive guy in my office" award.
I can't tell you how much this means to me.
What award did the deceased chick pea receive?
A posthummus award
My kitten won top prize in a cute competition.
Unfortunately, they messed up the award... Instead of making it in the shape of a kitty's face they made it into a kitty's behind!!
It's a real cat-a**...-trophy!
Two professors were at an award ceremony.
An interviewer approached them.
"Sorry to ask but everyone has been wondering, which one of you is cleverer?"
The first professor smiled modestly.
"I don't want to boast. But i also don't want to be dishonest...."
The second professor interrupted
"And yet you've managed to do both!"
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb?
The real question is that who broke the light bulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?
edit.. thanks for the award kind stanger.
Why cant you trust Italians at an award ceremony?
They've been known to rig a Tony
Did you hear about the scarecrow who got an award?
He was outstanding in his field
An award winning reporter held a finger out to their boss and said...
pulitzer.
Did you hear about the chef that won an award for his chickpea recipe after he died?
It was awarded post hummus.
Why was the mechanic rewarded with a "LGBTQ SUPPORT" Award?
Because they help with your trans-mission
Do you know what my uncle got for surviving the mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?
He got the seasoned veteran award.
My scarecrow just won a Lifetime Achievement Award...
He was out-standing in his field.
Did you hear about
Did you hear about the Scarecrow that won an Award?..
He was outstanding in his field!
I was given an award for 'most secretive person' in the office
I wish I could tell you how much it means to me
A doctor found a cure for muteness
Dr. Smith, a medical professional studying human vocals, found a cure to muteness.
He found out after dealing with a patient and an unlikely scenario happened.
He receives an award for medicine, and is invited to give a speech. He speaks about his life, inspiration, and discovery. He brings the man that has been cured to the microphone.
The cured man clears his t**... for the first time in ages, and states:
"Thank you all. I don't know what to say."
Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a lifetime achievement award?
He was outstanding in his field...
i got an award for being humble.
I obviously didnt accept it.
The Flat Earth society have made a new documentary....
.....which has been nominated for the Golden Globe award.
I won a scentific reward today!
I actually made a helpful contribution to humanity! the scientific community has rewarded my work!
I can't wait to display this new "darwin award" I got!
My wife accused me of achieving nothing...
So I told her "well I won the Leslie Neilsen award at school."
"What's that?" she said
"It's a big building with kids in it"
I refer to my wife as "My trophy wife"
She calls me her "participation award"
