The Best 64 Award Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Award jokes. There are some award competitions jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Award Jokes and Puns

Did you guys hear about the award winning farmer?

Apparently he was outstanding in his field. [modified repost]

Why did the cow get an award?

For being outstanding in his field.

Sorry.

Why did the scarecrow win an award........

....because it stood out in it's field.

Award joke, Why did the scarecrow win an award........

I lost the Sore Loser Award last night...

It's okay. The guy who won really deserved it and there is always next year.

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field.

This has Always been my favourite pun.


Last night my black colleague.......

Last night my black colleague walked away with the 'Employee of the year' award.

Luckily security stopped him at the door.

I've just won the 2013 'Most secretive person' award.

I can't tell you how much it means to me.

Award joke, I've just won the 2013 'Most secretive person' award.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

The job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in his jeans.

Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony?
Because he was out standing in his field.

What award did Chewbacca win his first season as a professional athlete?

Wookie of the year.

What type of pasta is most likely to cheat for a musical award?

Rigatoni

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-)

Yeah, ok, I'll be going now.

The Universal Miss award goes to

Steve Harvey.

Why did the farmer get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

I deserve an award for beating up a school shooter...

I beat him up every day for nearly a year before he shot up the school.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

Award joke, What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Breaking Celebrity News! Academy Award winning Actor, Simmons, and children's book Author, Rowling, eloped earlier today.

JK

A local farmer just received an award from the city.

It was for being outstanding in his field.

If there was an award for laziness...

I'd make someone go get it for me.


And the award for best neckwear goes to...

huh, well would you look at that. It was a tie

So if Lucy died 3.2 million years ago after falling from a tree...

...does that qualify her for a Darwin award?

I won the Most Unreliable Employee award.

I'll collect it when I can be bothered to go back in.

ISIS Awards Night:

The 2016 best suicide bomber award goes to Mohammed.

Unfortunately Mohammed can't be with us tonight.

Congrats to Gaston on his award!

The No-Belle Prize.

Did you hear about the award United Airlines just got?

They were voted best in Chinese takeaway!

Did you hear? Gaston won an award!

He won the No Belle prize.

What is a mainstream media award for accurate, fair and even-handed journalism called?

A pink slip.

What do you call an award given for an unexpected handjob?

A Pull-it Surprise.

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

How lazy are you?

I'm sick and tired of these millennial weathermen...

In my day, only the raining champion got an award, but nowadays everyone wants a precipitation trophy.

I got the "Bookworm" award in the school because I have the most visits to the library.

Of course they don't know the library's toilet is very suitable for masturbating.

How does an Italian win an award in television?

He has to rigatoni

And the Academy Award for Best Sound Editing goes too...

A Quiet Place.

They gave an award for my cat's rear

It was a catastrophe.

Did you hear about the cow who won an award?

He was outstanding in his field.

What kind of award did the dentist get?

A plaque

AND THE AWARD FOR THE BEST NECKWEAR IS...

...oh, it's a tie

What award did Gregor Mendel receive for his work in the field of Genetics?

The Nobel Peas Prize.

Did you hear about the actor who only won an award because of the Italian mafia?

It turns out they really know how to rig a Tony.

Why didn't the flat-earther accept his award at the ceremony?

He didn't believe in golden globes.

My son came home and said "I got the Zucker Award today at school!"

I said, "What's that?"

He said, "A big building with teachers and kids in it, dad, but that's not important right now"

A dentist receives an award.

It's the only plaque allowed in his house.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was outstanding in his field.

What award does NASA give the astronauts that board their spacecraft particularly quickly?

The starship -enter-prize.

What kind of award do you give someone who has not moved a muscle in over a year?

A trophy.

They gave me the 'most illiterate kid in school' award

I was so upset that I couldn't even read my speech

The farmer down the road from me recently won an award

He was outstanding in his field

What award did the cat who sniffed the most butts receive?

Catastrophe.

I thought about telling you a Covid-19 joke.

But there's 99.62% chance you won't get it.

Thanks random person for the award.

I can't wait to get my first award

Sadly it's from myself

I was pretty mad when they told me my flat earth movie was nominated for an award.

Golden globes

And the best neckwear award goes to....

Oh wait!!! It's a tie.

For many, figuring out who to give the free Reddit award will be similar to choosing who to lose your virginity to.

For some: it's not a big deal, you'll have fun with it, and it'll be whoever you see in the moment.

For others: you'll overthink it and fumble deciding. Soon the moment will pass and you'll be a virgin forever.

When you don't qualify for a Nobel Peace Prize...

... Go for the Darwin Award!

I made a pencil with two erasers.

It was pointless...

PS: I actually didn't, but it's my favourite bad joke, and it's my cake day, so I can do whatever I want!

Edit #1: If you didn't see my comment somehow, I feel scammed, because at the time of posting this, I yet had like 2 hours of my cake day left. I guess Reddit doesn't use European time...

Edit #2: I feel honoured to receive my first award ever!

I won the "most secretive guy in my office" award.

I can't tell you how much this means to me.

What award did the deceased chick pea receive?

A posthummus award

My kitten won top prize in a cute competition.

Unfortunately, they messed up the award... Instead of making it in the shape of a kitty's face they made it into a kitty's behind!!

It's a real cat-ass-trophy!

Two professors were at an award ceremony.

An interviewer approached them.
"Sorry to ask but everyone has been wondering, which one of you is cleverer?"

The first professor smiled modestly.
"I don't want to boast. But i also don't want to be dishonest...."

The second professor interrupted

"And yet you've managed to do both!"

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb?

The real question is that who broke the light bulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?

edit.. thanks for the award kind stanger.

Why cant you trust Italians at an award ceremony?

They've been known to rig a Tony

Did you hear about the scarecrow who got an award?

He was outstanding in his field

An award winning reporter held a finger out to their boss and said...

pulitzer.

Did you hear about the guy who won an award for having the most extra body parts?

He won the Chernobyl Piece Prize.

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