Award Ceremony Jokes
14 award ceremony jokes and hilarious award ceremony puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about award ceremony that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Award Ceremony Short Jokes
Short award ceremony jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The award ceremony humour may include short award show jokes also.
- Why did the farmer get nominated for an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony?
Because he was out standing in his field. - Why didn't the flat-earther accept his award at the ceremony? He didn't believe in golden globes.
- TIL There's a huge, televised award ceremony for coke dealers held every year... They call it the grammies
- I was at a scholarship ceremony, and after listening to awards given for diversity, I left the room, crying. When someone asked me if I was okay, I responded.... "I'm all-white."
- Hopefully I will win the Biggest Improvement award at the anger management ceremony. The competition is fierce.
- What do you call an award ceremony for the latest and greatest software developments? The Programmys
- The Academy Awards have introduced a new category for the upcoming Oscars ceremony. "Best Acting for shocked response to Weinstein revelations" is full of very competitive entries .
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Award Ceremony One Liners
Which award ceremony one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with award ceremony? I can suggest the ones about award and award winning.
- If grandmas had an award ceremony, what would it be called? The Grammy's
- Why cant you trust Italians at an award ceremony? They've been known to rig a Tony
Award Ceremony Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about award ceremony you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean prize giving jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make award ceremony pranks.
Two professors were at an award ceremony.
An interviewer approached them.
"Sorry to ask but everyone has been wondering, which one of you is cleverer?"
The first professor smiled modestly.
"I don't want to boast. But i also don't want to be dishonest...."
The second professor interrupted
"And yet you've managed to do both!"
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My business centered around making awards for the **"Cats with the Most Beautiful Rear-End of the Year"** ceremony failed miserably...
Everyone kept telling me it was a *cat-a**...-trophy*.
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During the Oscar Ceremony
While awarding the Oscar the anchorman suddenly f**... and Orlando Bloom had thought that his name was announced as the winner