Award Acceptance Jokes
5 award acceptance jokes and hilarious award acceptance puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about award acceptance that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Award Acceptance Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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i got an award for being humble.
I obviously didnt accept it.
Why didn't the flat-earther accept his award at the ceremony?
He didn't believe in golden globes.
They gave the scarecrow an award for being outstanding in his field.
When he accepted the honor he pointed to his parents in the crowd and said, "What can I say... Hay, it's in my jeans."
So if you do win an award tonight don’t use it as a platform to make a political speech.
You’re in no position to lecture the public, about anything. You know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg. So, if you win, come up, accept your little award, thank your agent and your god, and f**... off.
The acceptance speeches at this year's Acadamy Awards are expected to be very long and very, very political...
... better double down on TRUMPets in the orchestra pit.
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