The Best 21 Avocados Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Avocados jokes. There are some avocados omelettes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these avocados mayonnaise puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Avocados Jokes and Puns

A wife asks her husband, Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and, if they have avocados, get six.

A short time later, the husband returns with six cartons of milk.

Why did you buy six cartons of milk? the wife asks.

He replies, They had avocados.

If two avocado are avocados

then shouldn't three avocado be avocatres , and four be avoquatro , and five be avocinco ?

Why shouldn't you put avocados in your eyes?

You could get guacoma.

Avocados joke, Why shouldn't you put avocados in your eyes?

Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Eat me now. Too late


What can you make with 6.02 x 10^23 avocados?


A man is asked to go to the store by his wife

She tells him - buy me a gallon of milk, and if they have avocados, get me 6.

When man returns from the store, the wife asks him - why did you get 6 gallons of milk?

He replies, they had avocados


Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?...

Avocados joke, ANOTHER WOODEN BALL..!!!!!

What do you call it when someone hits avocados repeatedly with a hammer?


I developed a game where you feed avocados to small subterranean mammals!

It's called Guacamole!

How Do Avocados Communicate?

With Guac-ie-talkies!

My chemistry class had a party

My teacher brought some avocados, about 6.022x10^23 of them, for the guaca-mole.

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?


What do you call 6.02x10^23 avocados?


Did you hear about the guy who had avocados for eyes?

He developed guacoma

If I owned an avocado farm

I would label the container for all the good avocados "Avocados" and the container for all the bad avocados "Avocadon'ts".

How many avocados are in 1 mole of guac?

6.023 x 10^23 . It is also called as the avocado's number.

Avocados joke, How many avocados are in 1 mole of guac?

Where are avocados grown?


What do you call 6.022 x 10^23 avocados?

A guacamole.

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?


What did the dad who had too many avocados say to people as he handed them out for free?


Good looking avocados are both rotten and not rotten in a superposition right until the moment you slice them.

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