Avocados Jokes

Following is our collection of grapefruit humor and omelettes one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Avocados puns for adults, dirty guacamole jokes or clean mayonnaise gags for kids.

There is an abundance of quackamole jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 19 funniest jokes on avocados. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any guac witze you can hear about avocados.

The Best jokes about Avocados

A wife asks her husband, Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and, if they have avocados, get six.

A short time later, the husband returns with six cartons of milk.

Why did you buy six cartons of milk? the wife asks.

He replies, They had avocados.

Why shouldn't you put avocados in your eyes?

You could get guacoma.

Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Eat me now. Too late


What can you make with 6.02 x 10^23 avocados?


A man is asked to go to the store by his wife

She tells him - buy me a gallon of milk, and if they have avocados, get me 6.

When man returns from the store, the wife asks him - why did you get 6 gallons of milk?

He replies, they had avocados

What do you call it when someone hits avocados repeatedly with a hammer?


I developed a game where you feed avocados to small subterranean mammals!

It's called Guacamole!

How Do Avocados Communicate?

With Guac-ie-talkies!

My chemistry class had a party

My teacher brought some avocados, about 6.022x10^23 of them, for the guaca-mole.


Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?...

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?


What do you call 6.02x10^23 avocados?


Did you hear about the guy who had avocados for eyes?

He developed guacoma

If I owned an avocado farm

I would label the container for all the good avocados "Avocados" and the container for all the bad avocados "Avocadon'ts".

Where are avocados grown?


What do you call 6.022 x 10^23 avocados?

A guacamole.

How many avocados are in 1 mole of guac?

6.023 x 10^23 . It is also called as the avocado's number.

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?


What did the dad who had too many avocados say to people as he handed them out for free?


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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