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A short time later, the husband returns with six cartons of milk.
Why did you buy six cartons of milk? the wife asks.
He replies, They had avocados.
You could get guacoma.
-Avocados
Guaca-mole
She tells him - buy me a gallon of milk, and if they have avocados, get me 6.
When man returns from the store, the wife asks him - why did you get 6 gallons of milk?
He replies, they had avocados
Gu-whack-a-mole-e.
It's called Guacamole!
Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?...
With Guac-ie-talkies!
My teacher brought some avocados, about 6.022x10^23 of them, for the guaca-mole.
GuacaMole!
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Guaca-mole
He developed guacoma
I would label the container for all the good avocados "Avocados" and the container for all the bad avocados "Avocadon'ts".
6.023 x 10^23 . It is also called as the avocado's number.
Guacapulco
A guacamole.
Guac-A-Mole.
"Havocado!"
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