Following is our collection of grapefruit humor and omelettes one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Avocados puns for adults, dirty guacamole jokes or clean mayonnaise gags for kids.
There is an abundance of quackamole jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 19 funniest jokes on avocados. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any guac witze you can hear about avocados.
A short time later, the husband returns with six cartons of milk.
Why did you buy six cartons of milk? the wife asks.
He replies, They had avocados.
You could get guacoma.
-Avocados
Guaca-mole
She tells him - buy me a gallon of milk, and if they have avocados, get me 6.
When man returns from the store, the wife asks him - why did you get 6 gallons of milk?
He replies, they had avocados
Gu-whack-a-mole-e.
It's called Guacamole!
With Guac-ie-talkies!
My teacher brought some avocados, about 6.022x10^23 of them, for the guaca-mole.
Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?...
GuacaMole!
Guaca-mole
He developed guacoma
I would label the container for all the good avocados "Avocados" and the container for all the bad avocados "Avocadon'ts".
Guacapulco
A guacamole.
6.023 x 10^23 . It is also called as the avocado's number.
Guac-A-Mole.
"Havocado!"
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.