Avocado Toast Jokes
6 avocado toast jokes and hilarious avocado toast puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about avocado toast that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Avocado Toast Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good avocado toast joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Saw a falcon eating avocado toast.
Guess it's a millennial falcon.
I ordered some Avocado Toast at a cafe, but imagine my surprise when I was given 602214076000000000000000 pieces of toasts. It was then I realized...
...I'd accidentally ordered Avogadro's Toast.
How come Jeff Bezos spending 13 billion makes the news?
I spent 13 billion dollars last week at Whole Foods as well and all I got was some vegan avocado toast.
The hawk on the patio
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Hey look at that big hawk out on the patio," he tells the bartender. "It looks like its eating some avocado toast." "Oh, that bird again," the bartender sighs. "I think its a Millennial Falcon."
A zoomer was invited to his millennial friend's wedding, and was asked to give a toast.
He didn't avocado.
I went to my backyard and saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.
It was a millennial falcon.
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