Avoc Jokes

Following is our collection of green humor and tifu one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Avoc puns for adults, dirty salad jokes or clean offspring gags for kids.

There is an abundance of avocado jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes on avoc. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any donald witze you can hear about avoc.

The Best jokes about Avoc

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?


How Do Avocados Communicate?

With Guac-ie-talkies!

Avocado or Donald Trump?

Avocado or Donald Trump for president?
Well, one is a wrinkly old bag filled with green mush
The other one is an avocado.

What did one avocado say to the other avocado in the club?

Back that Hass up!

Where are avocados grown?


How many avocados are in 1 mole of guac?

6.023 x 10^23 . It is also called as the avocado's number.

An avocado-wife is giving her husband the silent treatment

Husband: "I said you were the good kind of fat!"

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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