The Best 7 Avoc Jokes

Following is our collection of Avoc jokes which are very funny. There are some avoc tifu jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these avoc offspring puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Avoc Jokes and Puns

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

How Do Avocados Communicate?

With Guac-ie-talkies!

Avocado or Donald Trump?

Avocado or Donald Trump for president?
Well, one is a wrinkly old bag filled with green mush
The other one is an avocado.

What did one avocado say to the other avocado in the club?

Back that Hass up!

How many avocados are in 1 mole of guac?

6.023 x 10^23 . It is also called as the avocado's number.


Where are avocados grown?

Guacapulco

An avocado-wife is giving her husband the silent treatment

Husband: "I said you were the good kind of fat!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the avoc avocado jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working avoc donald piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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