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An Israeli Joke

An El Al plane lands at Ben Gurion Airport in Tel Aviv the morning of December 25. As they land, the pilot makes the following announcement: "Please remain seated with your seatbelts securely fastened while we taxi to the terminal. To those of you seated with your seatbelts securely fastened, Merry Christmas. To those of you in the aisles getting your suitcases from the overhead bins, welcome home."

Kraft Foods, Inc. has moved their headquarters to Tel Aviv

They're changing their name to Cheeses of Nazareth.

I'm really worried about Jerusalem being recognised as the capital of Israel.

Who's going to Tel Aviv?

Jerusalem is the capital of Israel

But don't Tel Aviv I said that

I'm thinking of buying a plane ticket to Tel Aviv

Israeli cheap.

I met my wife in a synagogue in Tel Aviv, Israel.

We found love in a popeless place.

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Tel Aviv?

No, tell avi to g**... out of palestine

What Does the Tel Aviv Cheese Maker Say?

Oy Whey!

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