The Best 8 Aviv Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Aviv jokes. There are some aviv christmas jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aviv makes puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Aviv Jokes and Puns

Two Israelis are sitting on the beach in Tel Aviv, reading.

One has got a quality newspaper, the other an antisemitic rag. "Why on earth are you reading that?" one asks. "I used to read a quality paper like you," the other sighs, "but I couldn't handle it any more – the rockets from Gaza and Hezbollah getting stronger every day and the Iranian nuclear programme and the suffering economy and growing antisemitism across Europe…" He points to the antisemitic rag. "Now I read this and I feel much better. Turns out there's actually a Jewish global conspiracy and we control the entire world."

An Israeli Joke

An El Al plane lands at Ben Gurion Airport in Tel Aviv the morning of December 25. As they land, the pilot makes the following announcement: "Please remain seated with your seatbelts securely fastened while we taxi to the terminal. To those of you seated with your seatbelts securely fastened, Merry Christmas. To those of you in the aisles getting your suitcases from the overhead bins, welcome home."

Kraft Foods, Inc. has moved their headquarters to Tel Aviv

They're changing their name to Cheeses of Nazareth.

I'm really worried about Jerusalem being recognised as the capital of Israel.

Who's going to Tel Aviv?

Jerusalem is the capital of Israel

But don't Tel Aviv I said that


Why is Tel Aviv the Gay Capital of the Middle East?

Because homosexuality is against the law in all the other countries

I'm thinking of buying a plane ticket to Tel Aviv

Israeli cheap.

I met my wife in a synagogue in Tel Aviv, Israel.

We found love in a popeless place.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the aviv israeli jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working aviv seatbelts piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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