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Hilarious Aviv Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What is a good aviv joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Two Israelis are sitting on the beach in Tel Aviv, reading.

One has got a quality newspaper, the other an antisemitic rag. "Why on earth are you reading that?" one asks. "I used to read a quality paper like you," the other sighs, "but I couldn't handle it any more – the rockets from Gaza and Hezbollah getting stronger every day and the Iranian nuclear programme and the suffering economy and growing antisemitism across Europe…" He points to the antisemitic rag. "Now I read this and I feel much better. Turns out there's actually a Jewish global conspiracy and we control the entire world."

An Israeli Joke

An El Al plane lands at Ben Gurion Airport in Tel Aviv the morning of December 25. As they land, the pilot makes the following announcement: "Please remain seated with your seatbelts securely fastened while we taxi to the terminal. To those of you seated with your seatbelts securely fastened, Merry Christmas. To those of you in the aisles getting your suitcases from the overhead bins, welcome home."

Kraft Foods, Inc. has moved their headquarters to Tel Aviv

They're changing their name to Cheeses of Nazareth.

I'm really worried about Jerusalem being recognised as the capital of Israel.

Who's going to Tel Aviv?

Jerusalem is the capital of Israel

But don't Tel Aviv I said that

Why is Tel Aviv the Gay Capital of the Middle East?

Because homosexuality is against the law in all the other countries

I'm thinking of buying a plane ticket to Tel Aviv

Israeli cheap.

I met my wife in a synagogue in Tel Aviv, Israel.

We found love in a popeless place.


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