Aviv Jokes

Following is our collection of aisles humor and christmas one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Aviv puns for adults, dirty moshe jokes or clean makes gags for kids.

There is an abundance of israeli jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 8 funniest jokes on aviv. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any seatbelts witze you can hear about aviv.

The Best jokes about Aviv

Two Israelis are sitting on the beach in Tel Aviv, reading.

One has got a quality newspaper, the other an antisemitic rag. "Why on earth are you reading that?" one asks. "I used to read a quality paper like you," the other sighs, "but I couldn't handle it any more – the rockets from Gaza and Hezbollah getting stronger every day and the Iranian nuclear programme and the suffering economy and growing antisemitism across Europe…" He points to the antisemitic rag. "Now I read this and I feel much better. Turns out there's actually a Jewish global conspiracy and we control the entire world."

An Israeli Joke

An El Al plane lands at Ben Gurion Airport in Tel Aviv the morning of December 25. As they land, the pilot makes the following announcement: "Please remain seated with your seatbelts securely fastened while we taxi to the terminal. To those of you seated with your seatbelts securely fastened, Merry Christmas. To those of you in the aisles getting your suitcases from the overhead bins, welcome home."

Kraft Foods, Inc. has moved their headquarters to Tel Aviv

They're changing their name to Cheeses of Nazareth.

I'm really worried about Jerusalem being recognised as the capital of Israel.

Who's going to Tel Aviv?

Jerusalem is the capital of Israel

But don't Tel Aviv I said that

I met my wife in a synagogue in Tel Aviv, Israel.

We found love in a popeless place.

I'm thinking of buying a plane ticket to Tel Aviv

Israeli cheap.

Why is Tel Aviv the Gay Capital of the Middle East?

Because homosexuality is against the law in all the other countries

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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