Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Aviation Jokes
An aviation enthusiast enters a bar.
He asks, "Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?" The bartender laughs and says, "Sorry, we only have plain chips."
A lot of people are into flight and aviation... that's cool and all, but
I find the whole thing rather Boeing.
Did you hear the one about the American military aviation enthusiast who bought himself a French fighter plane?
He was arrested for possession of an Assault Rafale.
Did you hear about the Japanese firefighter who changed careers to aviation in 1940?
He went from hero to Zero.
I hired a specialist aviation lawyer to deal with a dispute I had with an airport baggage handler.
He lost my case.
What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?
Christmas in July
According to all the laws of aviation, it should be impossible for a bee to fly.
This is because no bee has filed a permit with the FAA.
My Daughter…
My daughter once said to me
Dad, according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
She was just an embryo.
I'd rather not talk about my aviation pun addiction.
It's a soar subject.
Ireland has suffered its worst aviation disaster in history after a 2 seat Cessna crashed in a graveyard this evening...
Irish Search and Rescue say they have recovered 835 bodies so far and expect to find far more as digging continues throughout the night.
Aviation joke.... It's better to break ground and head into the wind.
Than to break wind and head into the ground.
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What are three most useless things in aviation?
The runway behind you.
The altitude above you.
The fuel back at the fbo still in the fuel truck.
Rockets? Maybe. But the Chinese haven't contributed to aviation.
After all, two Wongs don't make a Wright.
Aviation
"Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.. "
"But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here? "
"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727? "
Years ago, I invented an aviation fuel made of water,
but it never took off.
How do you make a small fortune in aviation?
Start out with a large fortune.
The worst aviation accident in the history of California...
Did you hear about the single passenger plane that crashed into a cemetery last week? Top investigators are on it and they have already found over 700 corpses.
