Aviation Jokes

Following is our collection of plane humor and airliner one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Aviation puns for adults, dirty kaboom jokes or clean boeing gags for kids.

There is an abundance of airplane jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 17 funniest jokes on aviation. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any malaysian witze you can hear about aviation.

The Best jokes about Aviation

An aviation enthusiast enters a bar.

He asks, "Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?" The bartender laughs and says, "Sorry, we only have plain chips."

You must be in tech support...

My aviation management professor told this to the class on the first day today:

One afternoon, a hot-air balloon pilot decides to relax and go for a ride. After a while he ends up getting lost, having no idea where he is. So he descends closer to the ground until he ends up flying by a guy outside his house.

The pilot yells down, "Hey! Where am I?!"

The guy on the ground yells back, "You're in a balloon, 50 feet above my house!"

Pilot: "You must be in tech support!"

Guy on ground: "Yeah, actually. How did you know?!"

Pilot: "Because everything you've told me is 100% true and 100% useless!"

Guy on the ground: "You must be in management!"

Pilot: "Yeah I am! How did you know?!"

Guy on the ground: "You don't have any idea where you are or where you're going. You're in the exact same position you were in before we met five seconds ago, but somehow it's my fault!"

A lot of people are into flight and aviation... that's cool and all, but

I find the whole thing rather Boeing.

Did you hear the one about the American military aviation enthusiast who bought himself a French fighter plane?

He was arrested for possession of an Assault Rafale.

Did you hear about the Japanese firefighter who changed careers to aviation in 1940?

He went from hero to Zero.


A joke about black aviation.

So my cousin is in aviation school. He decided to learn how to fly so he can propose to his fiance. Anyway almost all of the other students in his class are black people. Nothing wrong with that, it was just weird because it's in an area with very few african americans. So it's weird to see that many, like 20 in one place. Anyway, My cousin was really struggling with several key things in flight, and so he asks the best in the class, who happens to be black, if he will offer his help. They both practice together for a couple of days until my cousin finally gets the whole thing down. Eventually the test day roles around and he is really nervous, so with the test, he asks the instructor if his black friend helping him could lend moral support by flying at the same time. The instructor agrees, and they take the test. So in the end, my cousin lands the plane at the same time as the black man, and they both run and high-five each other. The instructor informs my cousin that he got top marks. He had passed with flying colors.

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

My Daughter…

My daughter once said to me

Dad, according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

She was just an embryo.

What are three most useless things in aviation?

The runway behind you.

The altitude above you.

The fuel back at the fbo still in the fuel truck.

I'd rather not talk about my aviation pun addiction.

It's a soar subject.

Aviation joke.... It's better to break ground and head into the wind.

Than to break wind and head into the ground.


Rockets? Maybe. But the Chinese haven't contributed to aviation.

After all, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Ireland has suffered its worst aviation disaster in history after a 2 seat Cessna crashed in a graveyard this evening...

Irish Search and Rescue say they have recovered 835 bodies so far and expect to find far more as digging continues throughout the night.

Years ago, I invented an aviation fuel made of water,

but it never took off.

Aviation

"Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.. "


"But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here? "


"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727? "

How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.

The worst aviation accident in the history of California...

Did you hear about the single passenger plane that crashed into a cemetery last week? Top investigators are on it and they have already found over 700 corpses.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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