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25 aviation jokes and hilarious aviation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about aviation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Enjoy a good laugh with aviation jokes. A collection of hilarious jokes about airplanes, pilots, mechanics, and much more that everyone in the aviation field can relate to. Find aviation humor, aviation mechanic jokes, aviation maintenance cartoons, aviation pilot jokes and much more. Don't miss out on the ultimate aviator's Christmas jokes! With a wide range of aviation jokes, you can transmit the humor via your favorite airways.

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Funniest Aviation Short Jokes

Short aviation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The aviation humour may include short air travel jokes also.

  1. An aviation enthusiast enters a bar. He asks, "Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?" The bartender laughs and says, "Sorry, we only have plain chips."
  2. A lot of people are into flight and aviation... that's cool and all, but I find the whole thing rather Boeing.
  3. Did you hear the one about the American military aviation enthusiast who bought himself a French fighter plane? He was arrested for possession of an Assault Rafale.
  4. Did you hear about the Japanese firefighter who changed careers to aviation in 1940? He went from hero to Zero.
  5. I hired a specialist aviation lawyer to deal with a dispute I had with an airport baggage handler. He lost my case.
  6. According to all the laws of aviation, it should be impossible for a bee to fly. This is because no bee has filed a permit with the FAA.
  7. Aviation joke.... It's better to break ground and head into the wind. Than to break wind and head into the ground.
  8. What are three most useless things in aviation? The runway behind you.
    The altitude above you.
    The fuel back at the fbo still in the fuel truck.
  9. Rockets? Maybe. But the Chinese haven't contributed to aviation. After all, two Wongs don't make a Wright.
  10. Last night on a flight to Denver I finally joined the mile high club! .....solo aviators division.
    -Arj Barker is a legend.

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Aviation One Liners

Which aviation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with aviation? I can suggest the ones about aircraft and airplane.

  1. What do you call a happy aviator? A gladiator
  2. What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters? Christmas in July
  3. What does an aviator use to spice things up in the bed room? Planal beads.
  4. I'd rather not talk about my aviation pun addiction. It's a soar subject.
  5. Years ago, I invented an aviation fuel made of water, but it never took off.
  6. How do you make a small fortune in aviation? Start out with a large fortune.
  7. Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
    Amelia Harehart.

Aviation Mechanic Jokes

Here is a list of funny aviation mechanic jokes and even better aviation mechanic puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My grandfather personally killed 30 German aviators during WW2 He was the s**... mechanic the luftwaffe had.
Aviation joke, My grandfather personally killed 30 German aviators during WW2

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Aviation Jokes

What funny jokes about aviation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean aircraft pilot jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make aviation pranks.

A blonde cop pulls over a blonde driver

The cop tells the driver "License please."
"What is a license?" the driver answers.
The cop replies "it goes in your wallet, has a picture of you on it..."
As the blonde driver digs through her purse, after a while she pulls an object out, looks at it for a second, smiles, says "Found it! Here you go officer!" and hands a mirror to the cop.
The cop takes off her aviators, looks in the mirror, rolls her eyes, and hands it back to the driver.
"If I knew you were a cop, I wouldn't have pulled you over!"

TIL Older forms of English kept Latin's gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.

This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.

-Trix and -Tor as suffixes

Older forms of English kept Latin's gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women.
So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix. And so on.
This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for men and women, and **trix is for kids**.

My Daughter…

My daughter once said to me
Dad, according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
She was just an embryo.

Ireland has suffered its worst aviation disaster in history after a 2 seat Cessna crashed in a graveyard this evening...

Irish Search and Rescue say they have recovered 835 bodies so far and expect to find far more as digging continues throughout the night.

Aviation joke, Aviation joke.... It's better to break ground and head into the wind.