Aviation Jokes

Following is our collection of plane puns and airliner one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Aviation jokes for adults, dirty kaboom jokes and clean boeing dad gags for kids.

The Best Aviation Puns

An aviation enthusiast enters a bar.

He asks, "Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?" The bartender laughs and says, "Sorry, we only have plain chips."

A lot of people are into flight and aviation... that's cool and all, but

I find the whole thing rather Boeing.

Did you hear the one about the American military aviation enthusiast who bought himself a French fighter plane?

He was arrested for possession of an Assault Rafale.

Did you hear about the Japanese firefighter who changed careers to aviation in 1940?

He went from hero to Zero.

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July


My Daughter…

My daughter once said to me

Dad, according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

She was just an embryo.

What are three most useless things in aviation?

The runway behind you.

The altitude above you.

The fuel back at the fbo still in the fuel truck.

Aviation joke.... It's better to break ground and head into the wind.

Than to break wind and head into the ground.

I'd rather not talk about my aviation pun addiction.

It's a soar subject.

Rockets? Maybe. But the Chinese haven't contributed to aviation.

After all, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Ireland has suffered its worst aviation disaster in history after a 2 seat Cessna crashed in a graveyard this evening...

Irish Search and Rescue say they have recovered 835 bodies so far and expect to find far more as digging continues throughout the night.


Years ago, I invented an aviation fuel made of water,

but it never took off.

Aviation

"Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.. "


"But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here? "


"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727? "

How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.

The worst aviation accident in the history of California...

Did you hear about the single passenger plane that crashed into a cemetery last week? Top investigators are on it and they have already found over 700 corpses.

There is an abundance of airplane jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 15 funniest jokes and aviation puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any malaysian witze you can hear about aviation.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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