Aviary Jokes
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We've got an aviary at home, Sadly one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to 80's music.
Our Kestrel Manoeuvres In The Dark
So if a place to view birds is an Aviary, and a place to view fish is a aquarium, where do you view pigs?
Congress
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A cop was called to investigate a room that was the sight of a m**...
Upon arrival, the cop discovered the room was merely the crow exhibit at an aviary
I absolutely love penguins and puffins. I spent all my savings going to a sea birds aviary and saw only puffins. I didn't see any penguins.
Nor egrets.
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It was Tracy's first day at the aviary
And she was put in charge of the cassowary enclosure. She only looked away for a second, but that was enough time for one of them to escape! Tracy looked back and saw a flurry of wings and feathers as the great beast fled the area. She chased after it and heard in the distance a great commotion and the sound of terrified screams. She approached the scene and with horror observed two men, bloodied and mangled.
Tracy's manager came running up to her and witnessed the massacre.
"Do you have any idea who these men are? That one there is Keith Richards," yelled the manager, "and that one there is m**... Jagger!"
"Tracy, you've killed two Stones with one bird!"
I met a fit bird today..
First time I'd seen an aviary with a gym too
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