Aviary Jokes

Following is our collection of porpoises humor and roc one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Aviary puns for adults, dirty avi jokes or clean tumour gags for kids.

There is an abundance of feeder jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes on aviary. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any wings witze you can hear about aviary.

The Best jokes about Aviary

We've got an aviary at home, Sadly one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to 80's music.

Our Kestrel Manoeuvres In The Dark

It was Tracy's first day at the aviary

And she was put in charge of the cassowary enclosure. She only looked away for a second, but that was enough time for one of them to escape! Tracy looked back and saw a flurry of wings and feathers as the great beast fled the area. She chased after it and heard in the distance a great commotion and the sound of terrified screams. She approached the scene and with horror observed two men, bloodied and mangled.

Tracy's manager came running up to her and witnessed the massacre.

"Do you have any idea who these men are? That one there is Keith Richards," yelled the manager, "and that one there is Mick Jagger!"

"Tracy, you've killed two Stones with one bird!"

So if a place to view birds is an Aviary, and a place to view fish is a aquarium, where do you view pigs?

Congress

A cop was called to investigate a room that was the sight of a murder

Upon arrival, the cop discovered the room was merely the crow exhibit at an aviary

We've got an aviary at home...

We've got an aviary at home, but one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to the sounds of '80s synth pop.

Our kestrel manoeuvres in the dark.


I absolutely love penguins and puffins. I spent all my savings going to a sea birds aviary and saw only puffins. I didn't see any penguins.

Nor egrets.

"SHOW US YOUR T*TS" I yell with excitement

as I elbow myself into the aviary

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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