The Best 7 Avia Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Avia jokes. There are some avia aviation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these avia helicopter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Avia Jokes and Puns

An aviation enthusiast enters a bar.

He asks, "Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?" The bartender laughs and says, "Sorry, we only have plain chips."

We've got an aviary at home, Sadly one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to 80's music.

Our Kestrel Manoeuvres In The Dark

What does an aviator use to spice things up in the bed room?

Planal beads.

Aviation joke.... It's better to break ground and head into the wind.

Than to break wind and head into the ground.

We've got an aviary at home...

We've got an aviary at home, but one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to the sounds of '80s synth pop.

Our kestrel manoeuvres in the dark.


Aviation

"Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.. "

"But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here? "

"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727? "

What did the avian electronics salesman say to the customer?

TVs are going cheep

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the avia heard jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working avia make piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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