Avia Jokes

Following is our collection of noise humor and aviation one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Avia puns for adults, dirty asks jokes or clean helicopter gags for kids.

There is an abundance of heard jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes on avia. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any make witze you can hear about avia.

The Best jokes about Avia

An aviation enthusiast enters a bar.

He asks, "Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?" The bartender laughs and says, "Sorry, we only have plain chips."

We've got an aviary at home, Sadly one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to 80's music.

Our Kestrel Manoeuvres In The Dark

What does an aviator use to spice things up in the bed room?

Planal beads.

Aviation joke.... It's better to break ground and head into the wind.

Than to break wind and head into the ground.

Sheesh calm down.

- Ladies and Gentlemen, This is you captain speaking. Thank you for choosing our avia company, And thank you for being my first passengers, I just finished my training, hope everything will go smooth...

There are some worried whispers started and eventually people start shouting to get out from the plane. A flight attendant running to cockpit and after that pilot speaking again.

- Ladies and Gentlemen, This is you captain speaking. Please calm down, I was joking about training, Actually my twin got sick, I am covering him today.

We've got an aviary at home...

We've got an aviary at home, but one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to the sounds of '80s synth pop.

Our kestrel manoeuvres in the dark.


"Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.. "

"But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here? "

"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727? "

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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