The Best 5 Averse Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Averse jokes. There are some averse utility jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these averse financial puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Averse Jokes and Puns

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?"

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I've heard that Donald Trump doesn't like having Japanese black beans in his office...

... but I know he's not at all averse to having a Russian chickpea in bed

Some people I know are completely averse to eating Italian food.

I think they said it was because they didn't want to support Big Parma .

Why does the US still use paper for their 1$ bills instead of coins?

Because they are averse to change

It's been noted that two out of three of Donald Trump's wives were immigrants.

Which just shows immigrants are needed to do the things that the locals are averse to doing . . .


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the averse disapprove jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working averse humanitarian piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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