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While Donald Trump is out there, causing a fuss, what is his opponent doing?
He is just waiting around like an average Joe, Biden his time.
This is the first time that a US president is named Joe.
Goes to show, it's still not true that any average Joe can become president.
What's a better term for the average Joe?
ReguLarry
I went to a local meet-up of Average Joes
...they were all pretty mean.
I bumped into two average Joes hanging out together, so I booked it the opposite direction...
... pair-a-normal activity freaks me out.
I saw Brad Pitt on the street then I suddenly became a hot movie actor and he turned into your average Joe.
Because we exchanged "looks".
The main character of Megalo Box is a phenomenal boxer.
He's no average Joe.
Statistically speaking.....
Isn't a mean Joe just an average Joe?
A Chinese man with the unfortunate name "Shan Yu"
To escape the ridicule of his peers, this man moved to the United States and found a job in an office that simplified scholarly articles on FOL (first order logic) so that the average Joe could read them.
It turned out this was Shan Yu's dream job; no one else could handle the language in the FOL files like he could. In his off hours he would practice hiding his accent, and "FOL" was his word of choice.
After years of practice, Shan Yu's accent was rock solid in all but the most emotional scenarios, and even then was only a bit shaky.
One day, Shan Yu heard his supervisor explaining to a client that the papers his company managed were beginning to become far too erudite for the average reader to grasp. In casual terms, these were the FOL-est papers he'd ever seen. Upon hearing this, Shan Yu slammed open the door and proclaimed: "Only Yu can prevent FORest fires!"
A lawyer and a regular average Joe are on a plane together.
The pilot comes on the speaker and announces that the flight will take up to 16 hours. The lawyer turns to Joe and says, "Okay, I have a game we can play while we pass the time. You ask me any question, and if I can't answer it, I'll give you $50. Then, I get to ask you a question, any question, and if you can't answer it, you give me $5." The average Joe says, "Okay, what has four legs going up a hill, and three legs at the bottom?" The lawyer thinks for a moment, then hands Joe $50 and says, "Wow, that was tough. I don't know, what does have four legs going up a hill and three legs at the bottom?" Joe then hands the lawyer $5 and says to him, "There's your $5."
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