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This is very upsetting as i had no idea i was Japanese.
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two to three times a week; whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.
I'm finally above average for something
I always knew I was above average
Mean
Man this going to be an epic new years eve!
Tomorrow is going to be really awesome for me!
Drool
Or $2000 if you count the abortion.
That's why I try to eat hotdogs in 5
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High C's
Not enough to break the ice.
...because the average man can see better than he can think
When they're single, they come home, look at what's in the fridge and go to bed. When they're married, they come home, look at what's in the bed and then go to the fridge.
sorry if I didn't make you laugh, I'm not a co***median***
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On average, people are pretty mean.
That is why America measures temperature in Fahrenheit.
About six and a half books.
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Whatever number you want, because the N's justify the mean.
The average women reads 18 books a year. The average man reads 12.
It's really not a fair comparison though....Cook books are shorter.
But sometimes I can get kinda mean
Lukewarm.
... and sees Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton huddled together at the end of the bar, whispering to one another. Intrigued, the voter approaches the pair and asks them what they are doing.
"We're planning the 2016 election," brags Trump.
"What's going to be different about it this year?" the voter asks.
"Well," Clinton replies, "We're going to rig the vote count and put me in office, as well as delete a few of my emails."
"What's so important about these emails that they've got to be deleted?" inquires the voter, eyeing the two suspiciously.
"See!" Clinton exclaims, turning towards Trump, "I told you no one would care if we rigged the election."
Congratulations you are above average.
Mostly due to the fact that houses can't jump.
Because one of them is always mean.
One. After that it's no longer empty
Everyone else is stupid
Typically in bounces between 7, 3, and 7. But recently it's at Max 8
Mew.
A little over 6 books.
No charge.
They're so mean.
His virginity
Mean
I should be pretty busy the next couple weeks.
My favorite is medi-ochre.
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I'm a subjective effective detective.
Really mean
…the mode.
They both have a six inch retractable claw.
That one's just a fact.
Did you know that the average prom now costs $1,000 dollars. Actually, it costs $2,000 if you count the abortion.
It's because they're mean!
Mean faces.
and 3 years of their life waiting on the phone with Comcast.
Where's my Father's Day gift
Lukewarm
Forgets about sex every 7 seconds
Tonight is going to be a wild night.
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100% for the men and 20% for the women
I'm so spending the rest of the year giving mine away to vegans.
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