Aver Jokes
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I'm an average man...
But sometimes I can get kinda mean
The average woman would rather be beautiful, than
smart
...because the average man can see better than he can think
The average person spends about 6 months of their life waiting at a stop light, 25 years of their life sleeping...
and 3 years of their life waiting on the phone with Comcast.
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How much does the average introvert weigh?
Not enough to break the ice.
Did you know?
On average, people are pretty mean.
What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?
Drool
The average women..
The average women reads 18 books a year. The average man reads 12.
It's really not a fair comparison though....Cook books are shorter.
Where are average cars made?
The satisfactory.
The average American arrives to work in the morning, does his job, and goes straight home. He spends over 11.5 years working | end.rocks
What does the average male have in common with a Velociraptor?
They both have a six inch retractable claw.
What is the average temperature of a Tonton?
Lukewarm
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The average married couple has s**... 68 times a year.
I should be pretty busy the next couple weeks.
What is an average drink you can serve for a celebration?
Par tea.
An average person loses virginity at the age of 17
I always knew I was above average
The average person loses their virginity at 17.
Congratulations you are above average.
What is a pervert's average surname?
Dickinson
On average, how many books can you put in an empty backpack?
One. After that it's no longer empty
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The average male only lives to 25...
It just takes 45 years to bury them.
The average Elephant can jump as high as a house
Mostly due to the fact that houses can't jump.
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The average person has s**... 90 times a year.
Man this going to be an epic new years eve!
What is the average height of a pothead?
5'8".
The average person is
Mean
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Aver One Liners
Which aver one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with aver? I can suggest the ones about avail and anger.
- To all the girls who have aver called me daddy Where's my Father's Day gift
