Aver Jokes
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I'm an average man...
But sometimes I can get kinda mean
The average woman would rather be beautiful, than
smart
...because the average man can see better than he can think
The average person spends about 6 months of their life waiting at a stop light, 25 years of their life sleeping...
and 3 years of their life waiting on the phone with Comcast.
How much does the average introvert weigh?
Not enough to break the ice.
Did you know?
On average, people are pretty mean.
On average, a single male has s**... 89 times a year.
Tomorrow is going to be really awesome for me!
What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?
Drool
The average women..
The average women reads 18 books a year. The average man reads 12.
It's really not a fair comparison though....Cook books are shorter.
Where are average cars made?
The satisfactory.
Did you know that the average prom...
Did you know that the average prom now costs $1,000 dollars. Actually, it costs $2,000 if you count the abortion.
What does the average male have in common with a Velociraptor?
They both have a six inch retractable claw.
They say the average man thinks about s**... every 6 seconds
That's why I try to eat hotdogs in 5
What is the average temperature of a Tonton?
Lukewarm
Where are average things built?
In a satisfactory
The average married couple has s**... 68 times a year.
I should be pretty busy the next couple weeks.
On average, an American man will have s**...
two to three times a week; whereas a Japanese man will have s**... only one or two times a year. This is upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.
What's the average lifespan of an owl?
About six and a half books.
An average person loses virginity at the age of 17
I always knew I was above average
The average person loses their virginity at 17.
Congratulations you are above average.
Where are average people made?
The satisfactory
On average, how many books can you put in an empty backpack?
One. After that it's no longer empty
What is the average lifespan of an owl?
A little over 6 books.
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Aver One Liners
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