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An average Englishman has sex 2 or 3 times a week. A Japanese man has sex once or twice a year.

This is very upsetting as i had no idea i was Japanese.

Where are average things manufactured?

At the satisfactory.

On average, an American man will have sex

two to three times a week; whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.

The average age to lose your virginity is 17 years old

I'm finally above average for something

An average person loses virginity at the age of 17

I always knew I was above average


What is the average maths teacher like?

Mean

The average person has sex 90 times a year.

Man this going to be an epic new years eve!

On average, a single male has sex 89 times a year.

Tomorrow is going to be really awesome for me!

What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

They say the average high school prom goer now spends $1000 on prom

Or $2000 if you count the abortion.

They say the average man thinks about sex every 6 seconds

That's why I try to eat hotdogs in 5


Where are average people made?

The satisfactory

What is the average grade of a pirate in college?

High C's

How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

The average woman would rather be beautiful, than
smart

...because the average man can see better than he can think

On average women gain weight if they're married

When they're single, they come home, look at what's in the fridge and go to bed. When they're married, they come home, look at what's in the bed and then go to the fridge.

The average person is really mean

sorry if I didn't make you laugh, I'm not a co***median***

Where are average cars made?

The satisfactory.

Where are average things built?

In a satisfactory


Did you know?

On average, people are pretty mean.

If the average world temperature rises 2 degrees Celsius, mankind is doomed.

That is why America measures temperature in Fahrenheit.

What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.

Where are average stuff manufactured?

The satisfactory

Where do average items get manufactured?

At the satisfactory...

What is the average of 5, 8, 17, N, and N?

Whatever number you want, because the N's justify the mean.

The average women..

The average women reads 18 books a year. The average man reads 12.

It's really not a fair comparison though....Cook books are shorter.

I'm an average man...

But sometimes I can get kinda mean

What's the average temperature of tattooine?

Lukewarm.

An average American voter walks into a bar ...

... and sees Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton huddled together at the end of the bar, whispering to one another. Intrigued, the voter approaches the pair and asks them what they are doing.

"We're planning the 2016 election," brags Trump.

"What's going to be different about it this year?" the voter asks.

"Well," Clinton replies, "We're going to rig the vote count and put me in office, as well as delete a few of my emails."

"What's so important about these emails that they've got to be deleted?" inquires the voter, eyeing the two suspiciously.

"See!" Clinton exclaims, turning towards Trump, "I told you no one would care if we rigged the election."

The average person loses their virginity at 17.

Congratulations you are above average.

The average Elephant can jump as high as a house

Mostly due to the fact that houses can't jump.

Why do averages never get along?

Because one of them is always mean.

On average, how many books can you put in an empty backpack?

One. After that it's no longer empty

I have average intelligence

Everyone else is stupid

On average how many planes crash each year?

Typically in bounces between 7, 3, and 7. But recently it's at Max 8

What's the most average Pokèmon?

Mew.

What is the average lifespan of an owl?

A little over 6 books.

What's the average price of dead batteries?

No charge.

Average people are the worst...

They're so mean.

What does the average comp sci student graduate with?

His virginity

The average person is

Mean

The average married couple has sex 68 times a year.

I should be pretty busy the next couple weeks.

I like average colors.

My favorite is medi-ochre.

Where are average things made?

At the satisfactory..

I've been an average cop for 24 years.

I'm a subjective effective detective.

The average person is

Really mean

On average, the means never justify…

…the mode.

What does the average male have in common with a Velociraptor?

They both have a six inch retractable claw.

On average, Sarah Palin's children have 46.2 chromosomes.

That one's just a fact.

Did you know that the average prom...

Did you know that the average prom now costs $1,000 dollars. Actually, it costs $2,000 if you count the abortion.

Why do averages get a bad reputation?

It's because they're mean!

What do you get when you average Angry faces and Neutral Faces?

Mean faces.

The average person spends about 6 months of their life waiting at a stop light, 25 years of their life sleeping...

and 3 years of their life waiting on the phone with Comcast.

To all the girls who have aver called me daddy

Where's my Father's Day gift

What is the average temperature of a Tonton?

Lukewarm

The average male goldfish

Forgets about sex every 7 seconds

An average person has sex 70 times a year.

Tonight is going to be a wild night.

Do you know where all the average ordinary things are made?

At the satis-factory.

On average, humans share 60% of their DNA with bananas.

100% for the men and 20% for the women

The average American will eat 800 hamburgers a year.

I'm so spending the rest of the year giving mine away to vegans.

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