The Best 60 Aver Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Aver jokes. There are some aver person jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aver average puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Aver Jokes and Puns
I'm an average man...
But sometimes I can get kinda mean
The average woman would rather be beautiful, than
smart
...because the average man can see better than he can think
The average person spends about 6 months of their life waiting at a stop light, 25 years of their life sleeping...
and 3 years of their life waiting on the phone with Comcast.
How much does the average introvert weigh?
Not enough to break the ice.
Did you know?
On average, people are pretty mean.
On average, a single male has sex 89 times a year.
Tomorrow is going to be really awesome for me!
What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?
Drool
The average women..
The average women reads 18 books a year. The average man reads 12.
It's really not a fair comparison though....Cook books are shorter.
Where are average cars made?
The satisfactory.
Did you know that the average prom...
Did you know that the average prom now costs $1,000 dollars. Actually, it costs $2,000 if you count the abortion.
What does the average male have in common with a Velociraptor?
They both have a six inch retractable claw.
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They say the average man thinks about sex every 6 seconds
That's why I try to eat hotdogs in 5
What is the average temperature of a Tonton?
Lukewarm
Where are average things built?
In a satisfactory
The average married couple has sex 68 times a year.
I should be pretty busy the next couple weeks.
On average, an American man will have sex
two to three times a week; whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.
What's the average lifespan of an owl?
About six and a half books.
An average person loses virginity at the age of 17
I always knew I was above average
The average person loses their virginity at 17.
Congratulations you are above average.
Where are average people made?
The satisfactory
On average, how many books can you put in an empty backpack?
One. After that it's no longer empty
What is the average lifespan of an owl?
A little over 6 books.
The average Elephant can jump as high as a house
Mostly due to the fact that houses can't jump.
The average person has sex 90 times a year.
Man this going to be an epic new years eve!
The average person is
Mean
What's the most average Pokèmon?
Mew.
On average, Sarah Palin's children have 46.2 chromosomes.
That one's just a fact.
What does the average comp sci student graduate with?
His virginity
Why do averages never get along?
Because one of them is always mean.
What do you get when you average Angry faces and Neutral Faces?
Mean faces.
What is the average maths teacher like?
Mean
They say the average high school prom goer now spends $1000 on prom
Or $2000 if you count the abortion.
I've been an average cop for 24 years.
I'm a subjective effective detective.
If the average world temperature rises 2 degrees Celsius, mankind is doomed.
That is why America measures temperature in Fahrenheit.
On average, the means never justify…
…the mode.
What is the average of 5, 8, 17, N, and N?
Whatever number you want, because the N's justify the mean.
An average Englishman has sex 2 or 3 times a week. A Japanese man has sex once or twice a year.
This is very upsetting as i had no idea i was Japanese.
I like average colors.
My favorite is medi-ochre.
What's the average price of dead batteries?
No charge.
What's the average temperature of tattooine?
Lukewarm.
Why do averages get a bad reputation?
It's because they're mean!
On average women gain weight if they're married
When they're single, they come home, look at what's in the fridge and go to bed. When they're married, they come home, look at what's in the bed and then go to the fridge.
Where do average items get manufactured?
At the satisfactory...
What is the average grade of a pirate in college?
High C's
To all the girls who have aver called me daddy
Where's my Father's Day gift
Where are average things manufactured?
At the satisfactory.
Where are average things made?
At the satisfactory..
The average age to lose your virginity is 17 years old
I'm finally above average for something
An average person has sex 70 times a year.
Tonight is going to be a wild night.
On average how many planes crash each year?
Typically in bounces between 7, 3, and 7. But recently it's at Max 8
The average person is
Really mean
The average person is really mean
sorry if I didn't make you laugh, I'm not a co***median***
Where are average stuff manufactured?
The satisfactory
I have average intelligence
Everyone else is stupid
Average people are the worst...
They're so mean.
On an average, Women live 2 years more than men.
Another classic male attribute. Always finishing before women.
The average American has gotten stronger over time
In 1990 it took two adults to carry $10 worth of groceries. Now a 5-year-old can do it.
The average fox can jump higher than a house.
This is in part due to their powerful hind legs, but mainly because houses can't jump.
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The average paid athlete weighs more than the average felon
As you can see, the pros outweigh the cons.
Average joke
3 teachers, Science, Auto shop, and Mathematics, go hunting together over their winter vacation. They come across an enormous 6 point buck. The science teacher who saw it first takes aim. He fires and misses by 3 feet to left. The auto shop teacher shoulders him asside and says, " this is how you do it!". He fires and misses 3 feet to the right. The math teacher jumps up and Screams, "we got him!".
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