Avenue Jokes
15 avenue jokes and hilarious avenue puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about avenue that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Avenue Short Jokes
Short avenue jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The avenue humour may include short street jokes also.
- Why there are so many avenues in France? Because german soldiers like to march in the shade
- Donald Trump could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot someone and it wouldn't change is chances of being elected. Because you can't have less than a zero percent chance.
- Jewish joke from the 1970s: What's the fastest thing on earth? An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.
- If computers existed back in the 1700s... The White House would be at 1599 Pennsylvania Avenue.
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Avenue One Liners
Which avenue one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with avenue? I can suggest the ones about aisle and alleyway.
- Where did the policeman live? (Warning: British humour) 999 letsby avenue
- Which street does the police officer live in? Let's be Avenue
- Where does the policeman live? 999 Letsbe Avenue
Avenue Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about avenue you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean street name jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make avenue pranks.
An assistant to Donald Trump
>**An assistant to Donald Trump told him she had a fantastic dream last night.**
**There was a huge parade down Pennsylvania Avenue celebrating Trump.**
**Millions lined the parade route, cheering when the President went past.**
**Bands were playing; children were throwing confetti into the air; there were balloons everywhere.**
**It was absolutely the BIGGEST CELEBRATION WASHINGTON HAD EVER SEEN!!!**
**Trump was very impressed and said, "That's really great!**
**By the way, how did I look in your dream? Was my hair okay?"**
**His assistant said, "I couldn't tell, the casket was closed."**
Blondes At The Bus Stop.
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.
A bus pulls up and opens the door. One of the blondes leans inside, asking the driver - "will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?"
The bus driver shakes his head, "no, I'm sorry, it won't" he says.
The other blonde leans inside and asks, "how about me?"
Barry likes the number five.
He is the fifth child in his family, lives on the fifth house on Fifth Avenue, so much so that he sees 5 as his lucky number.
One day he went to the races, and saw a horse named Number Five. He went ahead and placed a huge bet, confident that it'll win him big money.
It finished fifth.
I was walking down Fifth Avenue today and I found a wallet
I was gonna keep it rather than return it.
But I thought: "Well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel?"
And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.
PS:- This was a joke cracked by Emo Philips way back in the 80s - I really loved it and wanted to share it here
I was having some trouble with a crossword.
I said to my dad, "I'm stuck on this crossword. Six letters, a broad road in a town or city. I still haven't got it!"
"Avenue?"
"No, I haven't, stop rubbing it in."
Two blondes wait at a bus stop
Two blondes wait at a bus stop.
A bus pulls up and opens the door.
One of the blondes leans inside and asks the driver, "Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?"
The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm sorry."
The other blonde leans inside and asks, "How about ME?"
Bus Stop Confusion
Two blondes wait at a bus stop.
A bus pulls up and opens the door. One of the blondes leans inside and asks the driver, "Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?"
The bus driver says, "No, I'm sorry."
The other blonde leans inside and asks, "How about me?"
The health inspector shut down the restaurant on the corner of main street and second avenue...
A new owner rebuilt the kitchen area. The inspector was very impressed with the new kitchen. Stainless steel counters and shelves. Floors of white marble. More lighting install making a bright and clean looking work area. Tongs hanging everywhere, the food was not touched by human hands.
The inspector noticed a string hanging from the cooks fly and asked "What is the string for?"
The cook replied, "When I go to the bathroom, I do not have to touch it, I just pull it out with the string."
"Oh how neat," replied the inspector, "how do you get it back in?"
The cook responded "With the salad tongs."
