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Avengers... Assemble
The Baltimore rioters destroyed half a city without any superpowers at all.
It is called Avengers Xfinity Wars!
It was his biggest role to date.
Yo Momma so fat it took Thanos 2 Snaps to destroy her.
I'm Thor.
He drinks and drinks, barrels of beer and mead. After some time, he hits it off with a cute local girl and takes her back to Avengers Tower to show her his little Mjolnir.
He wakes in the morning, satisfied, and looks at the girl sleeping next to him. The poor thing is battered, with a busted lip and bruises all over her face and body. He gently shakes her awake and asks, "Are you okay?"
"Oh my god," she says groggily. "Hon, you were great, but a little rough.'
"Well, I *am* Thor!" says the God of Thunder.
***"YOU'RE*** Thor!" exclaims the girl, "I'm tho Thor i can barely thpeak!"
He was asking me all sorts of questions about the movie such as "Who's this character?" And "What about that character?". I explained the heroes as best I could. He finally asks me "Where's Superman?" So I try to explain that too. "Superman's owned by a different company, he's owned by DC, and these heroes in this movie are Marvel characters." He replies "What? The whole world is falling apart in this movie, but Superman can't get out of his contract to help?!"
Because The Avengers will pay for their lack of Vision.
Snapchat.
Avengers: Oh no, he did it he managed to get rid of half the universe we did not stop him there is no hope. We are in Endgame now.
Karen: ThE VaCCinEs TurNEd My KIdS tO DuSt !!!!!
It was alright. Probably give a 5/10. The first half was great, but the other half just kind of fell apart in the end.
They were up all night to get Loki
Because cars like that are nothing to Marvel at.
I saw his name in the credits and heard his voice sometimes, but why wasn't he in the movie?
Whedon?
He snapped.
It was over in a snap
Because he doesn't work with Visionο»Ώ
Because they had poor Vision
They had a gigantic Banner!
But in the end, they lacked vision.
I said great. We can put some music on, have a few drinks and assemble the avengers.
I'll never be able to figure out why is Gamora.
Because they heard he's a web developer
The Avengers Ensemble.
Was over in a snap.
Deadpool 2, Avengers Infinity war 3, Incredibles 2, World War 3.
you could say she needed...adult super Vision.
It's said to be Marvel-ous!
...it was a side kick, Vision.
Thor is in Asgard
Ironman died
Captain is now old
Hulk doesn't have much power. Rest of the Avengers are suffering from Corona and China ate Spiderman and Batman.
-Vibranium
-What's Hawkeye's shield made out of?
-Quicksilver
The journey isnt watching the movie.
Its getting their before somebody spoils it for you.
Confused, I asked him what he meant, and he replied "because Tony Stark loves to turn into a Fe-male."
Thor. Because he would be a little Thor.
[Thor gains his vision back but scarlet witch loses hers](#s)
Then the full crew of Avengers comes to visit you.
Avengers, ensemble!
Loki didn't see it coming.
The avengers hired her for her ability to be everywhere at once!
Because he's good at smelling... he's The Nose.
Avengers: Days of Future Past
Except vision. He phased.
I told him "yeah? Try waiting for the Avengers 4 trailer then..."
A Banner Day!
Loki
... Tony Stark will always have one more day of oxygen.
They'd have had 2020 Vision
(I'm so sorry)
There's always a bunch of nice guys who hate the fact that Im the one to split it in half
They only had a regular Vision.
Take a Wakanda beach.
It'll be called *Soup or Hero*
Trump administration undecided who to call, Avengers or Justice League.
So, one day he goes to one of the strongest avengers alives, Vision, and he says,
"Hey, can I pick your brain?"
You need parents permission to join.
Edit I know that he is dc im using him for the sake of the joke its just a joke I'm not implying that they're the same universe (even though bruce wayne is a millionaire in new york jtlyk)
They buy it in Hulk
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.