The Best 57 Avengers Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest Avengers Jokes and Puns
What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?
Whedon?
The Avengers are over rated.
The Baltimore rioters destroyed half a city without any superpowers at all.
The Avengers must love Daft Punk
They were up all night to get Loki
Warning potential Avengers Age of Ultron Spoilers. What is Captain America's shield made out of?
-Vibranium
-What's Hawkeye's shield made out of?
-Quicksilver
Why don't The Avengers drive Dodge Avengers?
Because cars like that are nothing to Marvel at.
Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?
Because he doesn't work with Visionο»Ώ
Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?
Because they heard he's a web developer
The avengers walk into a bar
Except vision. He phased.
When Scarlett Witch was at the Avengers HQ...
you could say she needed...adult super Vision.
Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?
The Avengers Ensemble.
What does Captain America say when he wants an orchestra?
Avengers, ensemble!
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Did you hear about Avengers: Infinity Wars?
It's said to be Marvel-ous!
Why did the Avengers have the best float at the parade?
They had a gigantic Banner!
Thor, Iron Man and Hulk walk into IKEA...
Avengers... Assemble
I dreamed about who dies in the upcoming Avengers movie...
...it was a side kick, Vision.
Which one of the Avengers would hurt the most if he shrank down in size like Ant-Man?
Thor. Because he would be a little Thor.
In the next Marvel movie I hear that Ironman, Captain America and the others will team up to battle Comcast .
It is called Avengers Xfinity Wars!
2018 is the Year of the sequel.
Deadpool 2, Avengers Infinity war 3, Incredibles 2, World War 3.
Avengers
The journey isnt watching the movie.
Its getting their before somebody spoils it for you.
(Infinity War Speculation) When Thanos gains the mind stone, he will turn into Palpatine.
Because The Avengers will pay for their lack of Vision.
I watched Avengers: Infinity War this weekend. It was definitely a good movie, but one question was left unanswered, and it keeps me up at night.
I'll never be able to figure out why is Gamora.
Marvel just announced the title of the Infinity War sequel. [spoiler]
Avengers: Days of Future Past
[Mild Infinity War Spoiler] Did you guys see Peter Dinklage in the new Avengers film?
It was his biggest role to date.
Where was Drax in Avengers : Infinity War?
I saw his name in the credits and heard his voice sometimes, but why wasn't he in the movie?
We all know the new Avengers movie is just the Boston Tea Party but bigger.
Come on guys Infinite Tea War you weren't even subtle.
Why is the villain of Avengers: Infinity War so good at tracking Infinity Stones?
Because he's good at smelling... he's The Nose.
I like how avengers infinity war has perfect balance
[Thor gains his vision back but scarlet witch loses hers](#s)
The civil war between superheroes started because the avengers had no supervision.
They only had a regular Vision.
Yo Momma so fat (Avengers Edition)
Yo Momma so fat it took Thanos 2 Snaps to destroy her.
I'm going to cash in on the success of Avengers: Infinity War by opening a comics themed sandwich shop.
It'll be called *Soup or Hero*
[Spoilers] I finally watched Avengers: Infinity War
It was alright. Probably give a 5/10. The first half was great, but the other half just kind of fell apart in the end.
I'll admit the Avengers had a plan
But in the end, they lacked vision.
In Avengers: Infinity War, Thanos absolutely went crazy.
He snapped.
I was pretty surprised to see the ending to the first Avengers movie...
Loki didn't see it coming.
What does Mike Tyson say after a good workout with the Avengers?
I'm Thor.
Did you see the new Avengers movie?
It was over in a snap
Why did all the Avengers have to get glasses?
Because they had poor Vision
Why would the Avengers have been better able to see a solution to the infinity war if Thanos had arrived just a couple of years later?
They'd have had 2020 Vision
(I'm so sorry)
My son thinks it's unfair that he has to wait 24 more days until Christmas...
I told him "yeah? Try waiting for the Avengers 4 trailer then..."
If you watch the trailer for Avengers: Endgame every day...
... Tony Stark will always have one more day of oxygen.
What do the Avengers call it when they win a fight without the Hulk?
A Banner Day!
You are lying in the hospital thinking that you have got a small fever.
Then the full crew of Avengers comes to visit you.
Anyone else curious to see if the Avengers will show up today and prevent Tom Brady from becoming Thanos?
We are in the endgame now
When Thanos snaps...
Avengers: Oh no, he did it he managed to get rid of half the universe we did not stop him there is no hope. We are in Endgame now.
Karen: ThE VaCCinEs TurNEd My KIdS tO DuSt !!!!!
Sex with me is like the latest Avengers movie
There's always a bunch of nice guys who hate the fact that Im the one to split it in half
That last avengers movie..
Was over in a snap.
My Evangelical friend is boycotting the Avengers movies, because they feature a trans gender super hero.
Confused, I asked him what he meant, and he replied "because Tony Stark loves to turn into a Fe-male."
How do the fallen avengers talk to each other?
Snapchat.
Why America failed to save the world from Coronavirus
Thor is in Asgard
Ironman died
Captain is now old
Hulk doesn't have much power. Rest of the Avengers are suffering from Corona and China ate Spiderman and Batman.
Yo mama so fat
The avengers hired her for her ability to be everywhere at once!
There's a heavy riot across US..
Trump administration undecided who to call, Avengers or Justice League.
Thanos was struggling to gain infinite wisdom
So, one day he goes to one of the strongest avengers alives, Vision, and he says,
"Hey, can I pick your brain?"
My weekend was like the movie The Avengers
Loki
My wife bought us an avengers puzzle to do together...
I said great. We can put some music on, have a few drinks and assemble the avengers.
The Avengers go to prison
They should have asked the age of Ultron.
Uncle Ben would never discourage Peter from joining the Avengers.
But his aunt May.
Someone said I look like Thor from The Avengers
They have only seen The End Game
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