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Whedon?
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Edit I know that he is dc im using him for the sake of the joke its just a joke I'm not implying that they're the same universe (even though bruce wayne is a millionaire in new york jtlyk)
The Baltimore rioters destroyed half a city without any superpowers at all.
They were up all night to get Loki
-Vibranium
-What's Hawkeye's shield made out of?
-Quicksilver
Because cars like that are nothing to Marvel at.
Because he doesn't work with Visionο»Ώ
Because they heard he's a web developer
Except vision. He phased.
you could say she needed...adult super Vision.
The Avengers Ensemble.
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Avengers, ensemble!
It's said to be Marvel-ous!
They had a gigantic Banner!
Avengers... Assemble
...it was a side kick, Vision.
Thor. Because he would be a little Thor.
It is called Avengers Xfinity Wars!
Deadpool 2, Avengers Infinity war 3, Incredibles 2, World War 3.
The journey isnt watching the movie.
Its getting their before somebody spoils it for you.
Because The Avengers will pay for their lack of Vision.
I'll never be able to figure out why is Gamora.
Avengers: Days of Future Past
It was his biggest role to date.
I saw his name in the credits and heard his voice sometimes, but why wasn't he in the movie?
Come on guys Infinite Tea War you weren't even subtle.
Because he's good at smelling... he's The Nose.
[Thor gains his vision back but scarlet witch loses hers](#s)
They only had a regular Vision.
Yo Momma so fat it took Thanos 2 Snaps to destroy her.
It'll be called *Soup or Hero*
It was alright. Probably give a 5/10. The first half was great, but the other half just kind of fell apart in the end.
But in the end, they lacked vision.
He snapped.
Loki didn't see it coming.
I'm Thor.
It was over in a snap
Because they had poor Vision
They'd have had 2020 Vision
(I'm so sorry)
I told him "yeah? Try waiting for the Avengers 4 trailer then..."
... Tony Stark will always have one more day of oxygen.
A Banner Day!
Then the full crew of Avengers comes to visit you.
We are in the endgame now
Avengers: Oh no, he did it he managed to get rid of half the universe we did not stop him there is no hope. We are in Endgame now.
Karen: ThE VaCCinEs TurNEd My KIdS tO DuSt !!!!!
There's always a bunch of nice guys who hate the fact that Im the one to split it in half
Was over in a snap.
Confused, I asked him what he meant, and he replied "because Tony Stark loves to turn into a Fe-male."
Snapchat.
Thor is in Asgard
Ironman died
Captain is now old
Hulk doesn't have much power. Rest of the Avengers are suffering from Corona and China ate Spiderman and Batman.
The avengers hired her for her ability to be everywhere at once!
Trump administration undecided who to call, Avengers or Justice League.
So, one day he goes to one of the strongest avengers alives, Vision, and he says,
"Hey, can I pick your brain?"
Loki
I said great. We can put some music on, have a few drinks and assemble the avengers.
They should have asked the age of Ultron.
But his aunt May.
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