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Get ready to laugh out loud with a collection of the funniest Avengers Jokes! From Avenger Endgame to Dark Humor to Sinhala and Inside jokes, we cover all Marvel fandom humor. Perfect for kids and adults alike, we guarantee a laugh with these Avenger jokes about Iron Man, Thor, Loki and more!

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Short avengers jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The avengers humour may include short marvel jokes also.

  1. The Avengers are over rated. The Baltimore rioters destroyed half a city without any superpowers at all.
  2. The Hero: I'm on a quest to avenge the death of my Father! The Paladin: You have my sword!
    The Elf: And my bow!
    The Dwarf: And my axe!
    The Necromancer: And your father!
  3. In the next Marvel movie I hear that Ironman, Captain America and the others will team up to battle Comcast . It is called Avengers Xfinity Wars!
  4. [Mild Infinity War Spoiler] Did you guys see Peter Dinklage in the new Avengers film? It was his biggest role to date.
  5. (Infinity War Speculation) When Thanos gains the mind stone, he will turn into Palpatine. Because The Avengers will pay for their lack of Vision.
  6. Why don't The Avengers drive Dodge Avengers? Because cars like that are nothing to Marvel at.
  7. [Spoilers] I finally watched Avengers: Infinity War It was alright. Probably give a 5/10. The first half was great, but the other half just kind of fell apart in the end.
  8. I'm having an Avengers themed party this weekend, but due to COVID-19 restrictions... ...it's going to be a Loki affair.
  9. People often arguing about which Avenger is the best. Cap, Iron man, Thor...mine is Antman. I can't help but cheer for an Ant-y hero.
  10. Where was Drax in Avengers : Infinity War? I saw his name in the credits and heard his voice sometimes, but why wasn't he in the movie?

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Avengers One Liners

Which avengers one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with avengers? I can suggest the ones about iron man and marvel superhero.

  1. Thor, Iron Man and Hulk walk into IKEA... Avengers... Assemble
  2. Yo Momma so fat (Avengers Edition) Yo Momma so fat it took Thanos 2 Snaps to destroy her.
  3. What does Mike Tyson say after a good workout with the Avengers? I'm Thor.
  4. I bought an Avengers LEGO set. It's fun to Assemble.
  5. How do the fallen avengers talk to each other? snapchat.
  6. The Avengers must love Daft Punk They were up all night to get Loki
  7. What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers? Whedon?
  8. In Avengers: Infinity War, Thanos absolutely went crazy. He snapped.
  9. Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers? Because he doesn't work with Vision
  10. Did you see the new Avengers movie? It was over in a snap
  11. Why did all the Avengers have to get glasses? Because they had poor Vision
  12. Why did the Avengers have the best float at the parade? They had a gigantic Banner!
  13. Someone said I look like Thor from The Avengers They have only seen The End Game
  14. The Avengers go to prison They should have asked the age of Ultron.
  15. Uncle Ben would never discourage Peter from joining the Avengers. But his aunt May.

Avengers Marvel Jokes

Here is a list of funny avengers marvel jokes and even better avengers marvel puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • So Marvel and Ikea decided to do a crossover series. Marvel replaced the "Suit up" catchphrase with... ..."Avengers Assemble".
  • Who makes the music for the Marvel movies? The Avengers Ensemble.
  • Did you hear about Avengers: Infinity Wars? It's said to be Marvel-ous!
  • Marvel just announced the title of the Infinity War sequel. [spoiler] Avengers: Days of Future Past
  • 'Avengers 4' has been revealed to be just a third of a minute long It's going to be the twenty-second film in the Marvel Universe
  • I went to avengers infinity war today I must say, it was pretty marvelous.
  • What do you call the marvel adult film? Avengers infinity w**....

Avengers Endgame Jokes

Here is a list of funny avengers endgame jokes and even better avengers endgame puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • If you watch the trailer for Avengers: Endgame every day... ... Tony Stark will always have one more day of oxygen.
  • Anyone else curious to see if the Avengers will show up today and prevent Tom Brady from becoming Thanos? We are in the endgame now
  • Why is everyone sad about Stan Lee dying? They'll just bring him back in Avengers Endgame
  • Avengers endgame trailer becomes most viewed trailer in history with 289M views in 24 hours ... This could have been double only if Thanos had not snapped his fingers
  • The Avengers: Endgame trailer had 289 million views in 24 hours. It would have been 578 million views, but...
  • The Avengers: Endgame trailer has 14 million views from just one person Dr. Strange
Avengers joke, The Avengers: Endgame trailer has 14 million views from just one person

Avengers joke, The Avengers: Endgame trailer has 14 million views from just one person

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Hilarious Fun Avengers Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about avengers you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean captain marvel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make avengers prank.

Steve Rogers in Captain America: The First Avenger is a college student.

1. A friendly man gets him to do drugs.
2. He has to work real hard to get his friend out of trouble.
3. He takes a stand against people with different ideology.
4. He doesn't get the girl.
And,
5. When he finally goes to sleep, he doesn't wake up for 70 years.

An arab man slapped his wife, and she was insulted.

She went to her father and told him, "An eye for an eye. My husband has slapped me, and you must avenge me"
So her father asked, "On which cheek did did he slap you?"
"He slapped my left cheek."
So the father s**... his daughter on the right and said, "Be happy, I have avenged you. You can tell your husband that he has slapped my daughter, but I have slapped his wife"
*Joke borrowed from Les Miserables, written in 1862.*

Why batman wasn't in the avengers.

You need parents permission to join.
Edit I know that he is dc im using him for the sake of the joke its just a joke I'm not implying that they're the same universe (even though bruce wayne is a millionaire in new york jtlyk)

Warning potential Avengers Age of Ultron Spoilers. What is Captain America's shield made out of?

-Vibranium
-What's Hawkeye's shield made out of?
-Quicksilver

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

The avengers walk into a bar

Except vision. He phased.

When Scarlett Witch was at the Avengers HQ...

you could say she needed...adult super Vision.

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

s**... Squad's Title in Canada Translates To "Mopey Avengers Go To Hot Topic".

In Syria it translates to ISIS

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

My girlfriend just dumped me. She said I had s**... like an avenger.

She really did not appreciate me interrupting the action with funny one-liners

What does Captain America say when he wants an orchestra?

Avengers, ensemble!

I dreamed about who dies in the upcoming Avengers movie...

...it was a side kick, Vision.

Which one of the Avengers would hurt the most if he shrank down in size like Ant-Man?

Thor. Because he would be a little Thor.

2018 is the Year of the sequel.

Deadpool 2, Avengers Infinity war 3, Incredibles 2, World War 3.

Avengers

The journey isnt watching the movie.
Its getting their before somebody spoils it for you.

I watched Avengers: Infinity War this weekend. It was definitely a good movie, but one question was left unanswered, and it keeps me up at night.

I'll never be able to figure out why is Gamora.

We all know the new Avengers movie is just the Boston Tea Party but bigger.

Come on guys Infinite Tea War you weren't even subtle.

Why is the villain of Avengers: Infinity War so good at tracking Infinity Stones?

Because he's good at smelling... he's The Nose.

I like how avengers infinity war has perfect balance

[Thor gains his vision back but scarlet witch loses hers](#s)

My local movie theater has Avengers movie tickets on sale.

They're half off.

I'll admit the Avengers had a plan

But in the end, they lacked vision.

My friend wanted to punch a stingray to avenge Steve Irwin

I tell him not all Stingrays are bad, you're being a total ray-cist.

I was pretty surprised to see the ending to the first Avengers movie...

Loki didn't see it coming.

Why would the Avengers have been better able to see a solution to the infinity war if Thanos had arrived just a couple of years later?

They'd have had 2020 Vision
(I'm so sorry)

My son thinks it's unfair that he has to wait 24 more days until Christmas...

I told him "yeah? Try waiting for the Avengers 4 trailer then..."

What do the Avengers call it when they win a fight without the Hulk?

A Banner Day!

You are lying in the hospital thinking that you have got a small fever.

Then the full crew of Avengers comes to visit you.

When Thanos snaps...

Avengers: Oh no, he did it he managed to get rid of half the universe we did not stop him there is no hope. We are in Endgame now.
Karen: ThE VaCCinEs TurNEd My KIdS tO DuSt !!!!!

s**... with me is like the latest Avengers movie

There's always a bunch of nice guys who hate the fact that Im the one to split it in half

That last avengers movie..

Was over in a snap.

My Evangelical friend is boycotting the Avengers movies, because they feature a trans gender super hero.

Confused, I asked him what he meant, and he replied "because Tony Stark loves to turn into a Fe-male."

Why America failed to save the world from Coronavirus


Thor is in Asgard
Ironman died
Captain is now old
Hulk doesn't have much power. Rest of the Avengers are suffering from Corona and China ate Spiderman and Batman.

Yo mama so fat

The avengers hired her for her ability to be everywhere at once!

My weekend was like the movie The Avengers

Loki

My wife bought us an avengers puzzle to do together...

I said great. We can put some music on, have a few drinks and assemble the avengers.

A knight's brother was slain in battle by monster

Knight: I will avenge the death of my brother!
Hunter: You have my bow!
Warrior: And my axe!
Mage: And my staff!
Necromancer: And your dead brother!

I really don't understand why some people chooses to be child free.

Have they ever stop and think about who's going to avenge their death if they get murdered?

Daredevil would make a suitable addition to the Avengers.

After all, he lost his vision too.

Did you hear? One of the Avengers got hit by a shrink ray.

He's fine, but he might be a little Thor for a while.

Did you hear about Bruce Banner losing his temper at the Avengers' pool party?

He made a Hulk Splash

What did Optimus Prime say when he came back from Ikea?

Autobots, assemble!
(edit : a big ♥ to all the kind people who made this silly post live despite the fact I mix up Autobots and Avengers. Long live the Autovengers!)

Avengers joke, What did Optimus Prime say when he came back from Ikea?

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