The Best 30 Avenger Jokes

Following is our collection of Avenger jokes which are very funny. There are some avenger revenge jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these avenger starfleet puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Avenger Jokes and Puns

Steve Rogers in Captain America: The First Avenger is a college student.

1. A friendly man gets him to do drugs.
2. He has to work real hard to get his friend out of trouble.
3. He takes a stand against people with different ideology.
4. He doesn't get the girl.
And,
5. When he finally goes to sleep, he doesn't wake up for 70 years.

The Avengers are over rated.

The Baltimore rioters destroyed half a city without any superpowers at all.

The Avengers must love Daft Punk

They were up all night to get Loki

Why don't The Avengers drive Dodge Avengers?

Because cars like that are nothing to Marvel at.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer


The avengers walk into a bar

Except vision. He phased.

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

My girlfriend just dumped me. She said I had sex like an avenger.

She really did not appreciate me interrupting the action with funny one-liners

Why did the Avengers have the best float at the parade?

They had a gigantic Banner!

Which one of the Avengers would hurt the most if he shrank down in size like Ant-Man?

Thor. Because he would be a little Thor.

Avengers

The journey isnt watching the movie.
Its getting their before somebody spoils it for you.

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How do the Avengers buy all their green screen?

They buy it in Hulk

We all know the new Avengers movie is just the Boston Tea Party but bigger.

Come on guys Infinite Tea War you weren't even subtle.

I like how avengers infinity war has perfect balance

[Thor gains his vision back but scarlet witch loses hers](#s)

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How many avengers can you fit in an ashtray?

[Hover over text to see answer.](/s "About half")

In Avengers: Infinity War, Thanos absolutely went crazy.

He snapped.

Did you see the new Avengers movie?

It was over in a snap

What do the Avengers do at the end of Infinity War 2?

Take a Wakanda beach.

Why did all the Avengers have to get glasses?

Because they had poor Vision


Why would the Avengers have been better able to see a solution to the infinity war if Thanos had arrived just a couple of years later?

They'd have had 2020 Vision

(I'm so sorry)

Guess which Avenger paid the least taxes this year?

Spiderman, because his entire income was net income

What does an Avenger use for a sex toy?

Vibranium

What was Captain America doing before becoming an Avenger?

Just chillin

The Avengers: Endgame trailer has 14 million views from just one person

Dr. Strange

The Avengers: Endgame trailer had 289 million views in 24 hours.

It would have been 578 million views, but...

Avengers endgame trailer becomes most viewed trailer in history with 289M views in 24 hours ...

This could have been double only if Thanos had not snapped his fingers

What did people call Iron Man after he started playing "League of Legends?"

The Toxic Avenger.

What do the Avengers call it when they win a fight without the Hulk?

A Banner Day!

That last avengers movie..

Was over in a snap.

The Avengers go to prison

They should have asked the age of Ultron.

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