Avenge Jokes

Following is our collection of payback humor and vengeful one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Avenge puns for adults, dirty rated jokes or clean arab gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Avenge

The Avengers are over rated.

The Baltimore rioters destroyed half a city without any superpowers at all.

An Arab man slapped his wife, and she was insulted.

She went to her father and told him, "An eye for an eye. My husband has slapped me, and you must avenge me"

So her father asked, "On which cheek did did he slap you?"

"He slapped my left cheek."

So the father slapper his daughter on the right and said, "Be happy, I have avenged you. You can tell your husband that he has slapped my daughter, but I have slapped his wife"

*Joke borrowed from Les Miserables, written in 1862.*

The Avengers must love Daft Punk

They were up all night to get Loki

Why don't The Avengers drive Dodge Avengers?

Because cars like that are nothing to Marvel at.

2 Whales [long]

2 Whales, a boy whale and a girl whale, are swimming in the ocean when they see a big whaling vessel. The boy whale freaks out.

"That's the ship that speared my father," the boy whale says to the girl whale. "We must avenge his death. Let's go underneath it and use our blowholes to capsize the boat."

The girl whale agrees, so they swim underneath the ship and blow enough water to tip the boat into the ocean. As the sailors are swimming away to safety, the boy whale gets even angrier and says to the girl whale "we can't let them get away, let's go eat them!"

The girl whale says "look, I went along with the blow job, but I'm not swallowing the seamen."


In Avengers: Infinity War, Thanos absolutely went crazy.

He snapped.

Did you see the new Avengers movie?

It was over in a snap

Why did the Avengers have the best float at the parade?

They had a gigantic Banner!

Why did all the Avengers have to get glasses?

Because they had poor Vision

That last avengers movie..

Was over in a snap.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer


Avengers

The journey isnt watching the movie.
Its getting their before somebody spoils it for you.

Which one of the Avengers would hurt the most if he shrank down in size like Ant-Man?

Thor. Because he would be a little Thor.

I like how avengers infinity war has perfect balance

[Thor gains his vision back but scarlet witch loses hers](#s)

Why would the Avengers have been better able to see a solution to the infinity war if Thanos had arrived just a couple of years later?

They'd have had 2020 Vision


(I'm so sorry)

My friend wanted to punch a stingray to avenge Steve Irwin

I tell him not all Stingrays are bad, you're being a total ray-cist.

The avengers walk into a bar

Except vision. He phased.

What do the Avengers call it when they win a fight without the Hulk?

A Banner Day!

We all know the new Avengers movie is just the Boston Tea Party but bigger.

Come on guys Infinite Tea War you weren't even subtle.


How do the Avengers buy all their green screen?

They buy it in Hulk

What do the Avengers do at the end of Infinity War 2?

Take a Wakanda beach.

The Avengers: Endgame trailer has 14 million views from just one person

Dr. Strange

What does an Avenger use for a sex toy?

Vibranium

Avengers endgame trailer becomes most viewed trailer in history with 289M views in 24 hours ...

This could have been double only if Thanos had not snapped his fingers

The Avengers: Endgame trailer had 289 million views in 24 hours.

It would have been 578 million views, but...

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