Following is our collection of payback humor and vengeful one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Avenge puns for adults, dirty rated jokes or clean arab gags for kids.
There is an abundance of rioters jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 25 funniest jokes on avenge. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any avenger witze you can hear about avenge.
The Baltimore rioters destroyed half a city without any superpowers at all.
She went to her father and told him, "An eye for an eye. My husband has slapped me, and you must avenge me"
So her father asked, "On which cheek did did he slap you?"
"He slapped my left cheek."
So the father slapper his daughter on the right and said, "Be happy, I have avenged you. You can tell your husband that he has slapped my daughter, but I have slapped his wife"
*Joke borrowed from Les Miserables, written in 1862.*
They were up all night to get Loki
Because cars like that are nothing to Marvel at.
2 Whales, a boy whale and a girl whale, are swimming in the ocean when they see a big whaling vessel. The boy whale freaks out.
"That's the ship that speared my father," the boy whale says to the girl whale. "We must avenge his death. Let's go underneath it and use our blowholes to capsize the boat."
The girl whale agrees, so they swim underneath the ship and blow enough water to tip the boat into the ocean. As the sailors are swimming away to safety, the boy whale gets even angrier and says to the girl whale "we can't let them get away, let's go eat them!"
The girl whale says "look, I went along with the blow job, but I'm not swallowing the seamen."
He snapped.
It was over in a snap
They had a gigantic Banner!
Because they had poor Vision
Was over in a snap.
Because they heard he's a web developer
The journey isnt watching the movie.
Its getting their before somebody spoils it for you.
Thor. Because he would be a little Thor.
[Thor gains his vision back but scarlet witch loses hers](#s)
They'd have had 2020 Vision
(I'm so sorry)
I tell him not all Stingrays are bad, you're being a total ray-cist.
Except vision. He phased.
A Banner Day!
Come on guys Infinite Tea War you weren't even subtle.
They buy it in Hulk
Take a Wakanda beach.
Dr. Strange
Vibranium
This could have been double only if Thanos had not snapped his fingers
It would have been 578 million views, but...
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.