The Best 28 Avenge Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Avenge jokes. There are some avenge vengeful jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these avenge arab puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Avenge Jokes and Puns
The Avengers are over rated.
The Baltimore rioters destroyed half a city without any superpowers at all.
An Arab man slapped his wife, and she was insulted.
She went to her father and told him, "An eye for an eye. My husband has slapped me, and you must avenge me"
So her father asked, "On which cheek did did he slap you?"
"He slapped my left cheek."
So the father slapper his daughter on the right and said, "Be happy, I have avenged you. You can tell your husband that he has slapped my daughter, but I have slapped his wife"
*Joke borrowed from Les Miserables, written in 1862.*
The Hero: I'm on a quest to avenge the death of my Father!
The Paladin: You have my sword!
The Elf: And my bow!
The Dwarf: And my axe!
The Necromancer: And your father!
A knight's brother was slain in battle by monster
Knight: I will avenge the death of my brother!
Hunter: You have my bow!
Warrior: And my axe!
Mage: And my staff!
Necromancer: And your dead brother!
The Avengers must love Daft Punk
They were up all night to get Loki
Why don't The Avengers drive Dodge Avengers?
Because cars like that are nothing to Marvel at.
In Avengers: Infinity War, Thanos absolutely went crazy.
He snapped.
Did you see the new Avengers movie?
It was over in a snap
Why did all the Avengers have to get glasses?
Because they had poor Vision
Why did the Avengers have the best float at the parade?
They had a gigantic Banner!
The Avengers go to prison
They should have asked the age of Ultron.
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That last avengers movie..
Was over in a snap.
Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?
Because they heard he's a web developer
Avengers
The journey isnt watching the movie.
Its getting their before somebody spoils it for you.
My friend wanted to punch a stingray to avenge Steve Irwin
I tell him not all Stingrays are bad, you're being a total ray-cist.
I like how avengers infinity war has perfect balance
[Thor gains his vision back but scarlet witch loses hers](#s)
Which one of the Avengers would hurt the most if he shrank down in size like Ant-Man?
Thor. Because he would be a little Thor.
What do the Avengers call it when they win a fight without the Hulk?
A Banner Day!
Why would the Avengers have been better able to see a solution to the infinity war if Thanos had arrived just a couple of years later?
They'd have had 2020 Vision
(I'm so sorry)
The avengers walk into a bar
Except vision. He phased.
What do the Avengers do at the end of Infinity War 2?
Take a Wakanda beach.
We all know the new Avengers movie is just the Boston Tea Party but bigger.
Come on guys Infinite Tea War you weren't even subtle.
How do the Avengers buy all their green screen?
They buy it in Hulk
Avengers endgame trailer becomes most viewed trailer in history with 289M views in 24 hours ...
This could have been double only if Thanos had not snapped his fingers
The Avengers: Endgame trailer had 289 million views in 24 hours.
It would have been 578 million views, but...
The Avengers: Endgame trailer has 14 million views from just one person
Dr. Strange
What does an Avenger use for a sex toy?
Vibranium
Avengers related joke with spoilers
How many avengers can you fit in an ashtray?
[Hover over text to see answer.](/s "About half")
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the avenge rioters jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
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