Avenge Jokes

Funniest Avenge Short Jokes

Short avenge jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The avenge humour may include short vengeance jokes also.

1. The Avengers are over rated. The Baltimore rioters destroyed half a city without any superpowers at all.
2. The Hero: I'm on a quest to avenge the death of my Father! The Paladin: You have my sword!
   The Elf: And my bow!
   The Dwarf: And my axe!
   The Necromancer: And your father!
3. In the next Marvel movie I hear that Ironman, Captain America and the others will team up to battle Comcast . It is called Avengers Xfinity Wars!
4. [Mild Infinity War Spoiler] Did you guys see Peter Dinklage in the new Avengers film? It was his biggest role to date.
5. (Infinity War Speculation) When Thanos gains the mind stone, he will turn into Palpatine. Because The Avengers will pay for their lack of Vision.
6. Why don't The Avengers drive Dodge Avengers? Because cars like that are nothing to Marvel at.
7. [Spoilers] I finally watched Avengers: Infinity War It was alright. Probably give a 5/10. The first half was great, but the other half just kind of fell apart in the end.
8. I'm having an Avengers themed party this weekend, but due to COVID-19 restrictions... ...it's going to be a Loki affair.
9. People often arguing about which Avenger is the best. Cap, Iron man, Thor...mine is Antman. I can't help but cheer for an Ant-y hero.
10. Where was Drax in Avengers : Infinity War? I saw his name in the credits and heard his voice sometimes, but why wasn't he in the movie?

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Avenge One Liners

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1. Thor, Iron Man and Hulk walk into IKEA... Avengers... Assemble
2. Yo Momma so fat (Avengers Edition) Yo Momma so fat it took Thanos 2 Snaps to destroy her.
3. What does Mike Tyson say after a good workout with the Avengers? I'm Thor.
4. I bought an Avengers LEGO set. It's fun to Assemble.
5. How do the fallen avengers talk to each other? snapchat.
6. The Avengers must love Daft Punk They were up all night to get Loki
7. What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers? Whedon?
8. In Avengers: Infinity War, Thanos absolutely went crazy. He snapped.
9. Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers? Because he doesn't work with Vision
10. Did you see the new Avengers movie? It was over in a snap
11. Why did all the Avengers have to get glasses? Because they had poor Vision
12. Why did the Avengers have the best float at the parade? They had a gigantic Banner!
13. Someone said I look like Thor from The Avengers They have only seen The End Game
14. The Avengers go to prison They should have asked the age of Ultron.
15. Uncle Ben would never discourage Peter from joining the Avengers. But his aunt May.

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