Avast Jokes

Following is our collection of piracy humor and antivirus one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Avast puns for adults, dirty uninstall jokes or clean yar gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Avast

Pirate pick-up lines

I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest.

Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.

See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.

Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?

Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.

I've hidden booty all over the Caribbean — but never have I seen one like yours!

That's NOT my parrot talking, Sweetie!

That's a lovely pair of 8-pounders you have there.

My peg-leg's ribbed for your pleasure.

Why not climb my main mast and I'll visit your crow's nest.

Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer?

Avast, ye scurvy dogs!

What antivirus does a pirate use?

Avast, ye scalawags!

How many of the pirates wanted to dig up the treasure?

Avast majority!

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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