Avast Jokes
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Comedy Avast Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What is a good avast joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
How many of the pirates wanted to dig up the treasure?
Avast majority!
Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer?
Avast, ye scurvy dogs!
What antivirus does a pirate use?
Avast, ye scalawags!
Pirate pick-up lines
I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest.
Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.
See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.
Nice p**... deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?
Avast, me pretty! Strike your p**... and prepare to be boarded.
I've hidden b**... all over the Caribbean — but never have I seen one like yours!
That's NOT my parrot talking, Sweetie!
That's a lovely pair of 8-pounders you have there.
My peg-leg's ribbed for your pleasure.
Why not climb my main mast and I'll visit your crow's nest.
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