The Best 5 Avant Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Avant jokes. There are some avant gala jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these avant slammer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Avant Jokes and Puns

What do you call an interesting piece of fat?

Avant Lard.

What did they say about the Swordsman's outfit at the Met Gala?

That is was very Avant En Garde.

What do artists say to each other before they duel?

avant garde!

Have you heard of experimental art called "garde"?

Because I avant.

Did you hear about the midget Scotsman who does avant garde strip tease?

He's a little off kilter.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the avant totem jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working avant louvre piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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