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Autumn Jokes

60 autumn jokes and hilarious autumn puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about autumn that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

The season of vibrant hues, pumpkin spice, and cozy sweaters, autumn, is not just a feast for the eyes but also a fertile source of humor. Our collection of witty autumn jokes perfectly encapsulates the warm and whimsical spirit of the fall season. These jokes are ideal to lighten the mood at a fall family gathering, kick-start a conversation around the bonfire, or sprinkle a little humorous charm into your social media posts celebrating the autumn season.

Interlaced with seasonal references and timely chuckles, these quips and one-liners are your perfect companions to embrace the falling leaves and the laughter they could bring about. So, wrap yourself in your favorite throw blanket and let's leaf through this comedy book together, one crisp joke at a time!

Best Short Autumn Jokes

Short autumn jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The autumn humour may include short season fall jokes also.

  1. UK: We call it "Autumn", from the French word "Automne", and later, from the Latin "autumnus". USA: WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAVES FALL DOWN
  2. Why is Pride month in the summer, rather than during the autumn season? Because the Pride comes before the fall.
  3. National Pride Day should be September 21 September 22 is the first day of Autumn, and as everyone knows, Pride goes before a Fall.
  4. Humpty Dumpty Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
    A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
  5. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Why did Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
    Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall ...
  6. Autumn is best enjoyed in all her glory. Unfortunately, the police officers who arrested me outside her window didn't agree.
  7. Did you know that when leaves fall off of trees in the Autumn, it's because of nostalgia? They're trying to get back to their roots.
  8. Never date a girl named Autumn because she'll leave you.
  9. If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone's favorite season? Fall.
  10. Why was Humpty happy in the Autumn? Because he had a great fall

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about autumn can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of autumn puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Autumn One Liners

Which autumn one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with autumn? I can suggest the ones about fall leaves and spring season.

  1. What do you drive in the fall? An Autumn-mobile.
    I came up with this when I was six :)
  2. How do you make leaves fall off of trees? You don't - they do it autumn-atically
  3. What kind of car runs on leaves? An autumn-mobile!
  4. Hey girl are you a cool autumn breeze Because you make me wanna jacket
  5. Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he had a great fall
  6. Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
  7. What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
  8. What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalog?
  9. What do you call a pepper in late autumn? A little chili
  10. I'm in a gaming clan and our favorite season is Autumn We're the Fall Guys
  11. What did one autumn leaf say to another? I'm falling for you.
  12. I usually say 'Autumn' instead of 'Fall'. Sometimes it can be my downautumn.
  13. What does the tree says in autumn ? Leaf me alone.
  14. How does an elephant get down from a tree? It sits on a leaf and waits for autumn.
  15. Why do trees drop their leaves in the fall? It's autumn-atic.

Autumn Leaves Jokes

Here is a list of funny autumn leaves jokes and even better autumn leaves puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Ah Toronto, the only city where the leaves fall in autumn... ...and the Leafs fall in the spring
  • Why do the leaves turn red at the same time each year? Because the process is autumnated.
  • Why are leaves bad material for parachutes? because they don't survive the fall (autumn)
  • What happens to a leaf in Autumn? It *leaves*.
  • Whenever Autumn comes around, I like to walk around and collect the colourful leaves. It sounds better than saying I'm a street sweeper.
  • What happens when Winter arrives? Autumn Leaves.
  • Gentrification tends to happen during autumn Because the brown leaves.

Autumn Name Jokes

Here is a list of funny autumn name jokes and even better autumn name puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I have a daughter named Autumn. She's disabled now... ... ever since the fall.
Autumn joke, I have a daughter named Autumn. She's disabled now...

Autumn Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about autumn you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean spring time jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make autumn prank.

Why do birds fly south in the Fall? Because it's too far to walk.

My favorite part of Fall is walking through a hundred spider webs a day and screaming every single time.

It's been raining for 3 days without stopping. My wife is in depression, she is standing and looking through the window. If the rain doesn't stop tomorrow, I'll have to let her in.

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

It's the first day of Autumn so let's make like Humpty Dumpty!!

And have a great Fall!

Art Gallery n**...

A couple at an art gallery see a picture of a n**... woman with only her privates covered with leaves.
The wife doesn't like it and moves on, but the husband keeps looking.
She asks, "What are you waiting for?"
He replies, "Autumn."

2016 is like a crisp autumn wind on a clear day in Venice

It blows.
(Get well soon Carrie)

Spring, winter, summer, or autumn? the best seasons for chefs are..

Salt and Pepper

My wife and I went out for a leisurely drive to see the autumn leaves, when we noticed that one of the tires seemed to be getting low…

She was a bit taken aback when I asked her for some change and asked, "Why in the world did they start charging for AIR?!"
I looked at her and winked, "Inflation."

The four seasons were arguing about which of them was the best…

Winter boasts, "Well, you can build snowmen and the snow is so beautiful!"
Spring laughs, "Well sure, but come springtime, everything is so fresh and new! All the new flowers, it can't get much better than that!"
Summer rays, "Yes, but I am undoubtably the overall best season! Girls in bikinis, ice cream, nice weather. You can't top that!"
Autumn ~ *-leaves-*

There was one a girl called autumn

She once asked her mom
mom why am I called autumn?
her mom then said
when you were leaving the hospital a crisp
autumn leaf fell on your head
this makes rose curious so she asks the same thing
mom where did my name come from and the mom says while we were leaving the hospital a rose fell on your head
This of course prompts cinderblock to ask the same thing dykcsuoknnvcxsaetuiokmbvxawehk she says

Just tell me mate

Ight guys I wanna make this guy mine and he loves jokes so tell me your best joke .
Well since this is a joke community I will tell a joke so the post won't get deleted .
Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

Art

A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a n**... women with only her privates covered with leaves.
The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking.
The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"
The husband replies, "Autumn."

My dad owns 4 tents which he uses for camping

He uses all 4 at different times of the year, and each one is based on 1 of 4 different musical genres.
In spring he uses the jazz tent, in summer he uses the pop tent, in autumn he uses the classical tent….
But now is the winter of our disco tent.

Autumn joke, Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?

jokes about autumn

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The impact of these autumn jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.