Autumn Jokes
58 autumn jokes and hilarious autumn puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about autumn that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
The season of vibrant hues, pumpkin spice, and cozy sweaters, autumn, is not just a feast for the eyes but also a fertile source of humor. Our collection of witty autumn jokes perfectly encapsulates the warm and whimsical spirit of the fall season. These jokes are ideal to lighten the mood at a fall family gathering, kick-start a conversation around the bonfire, or sprinkle a little humorous charm into your social media posts celebrating the autumn season.
Interlaced with seasonal references and timely chuckles, these quips and one-liners are your perfect companions to embrace the falling leaves and the laughter they could bring about. So, wrap yourself in your favorite throw blanket and let's leaf through this comedy book together, one crisp joke at a time!
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Funniest Autumn Short Jokes
Short autumn jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The autumn humour may include short season fall jokes also.
- UK: We call it "Autumn", from the French word "Automne", and later, from the Latin "autumnus". USA: WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAVES FALL DOWN
- National Pride Day should be September 21 September 22 is the first day of Autumn, and as everyone knows, Pride goes before a Fall.
- Autumn is best enjoyed in all her glory. Unfortunately, the police officers who arrested me outside her window didn't agree.
- Did you know that when leaves fall off of trees in the Autumn, it's because of nostalgia? They're trying to get back to their roots.
- Ah Toronto, the only city where the leaves fall in autumn... ...and the Leafs fall in the spring
- It's been raining for 3 days without stopping. My wife is in depression, she is standing and looking through the window. If the rain doesn't stop tomorrow, I'll have to let her in.
- Why are leaves bad material for parachutes? because they don't survive the fall (autumn)
- Why do birds fly south in the Fall? Because it's too far to walk.
- 2016 is like a crisp autumn wind on a clear day in Venice It blows.
(Get well soon Carrie) - Spring, winter, summer, or autumn? the best seasons for chefs are.. Salt and Pepper
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Autumn One Liners
Which autumn one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with autumn? I can suggest the ones about fall leaves and spring season.
- What do you drive in the fall? An Autumn-mobile.
I came up with this when I was six :) - How do you make leaves fall off of trees? You don't - they do it autumn-atically
- What kind of car runs on leaves? An autumn-mobile!
- Hey girl are you a cool autumn breeze Because you make me wanna jacket
- What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalog?
- What do you call a pepper in late autumn? A little chili
- I'm in a gaming clan and our favorite season is Autumn We're the Fall Guys
- What did one autumn leaf say to another? I'm falling for you.
- I usually say 'Autumn' instead of 'Fall'. Sometimes it can be my downautumn.
- What does the tree says in autumn ? Leaf me alone.
- How does an elephant get down from a tree? It sits on a leaf and waits for autumn.
- Why do trees drop their leaves in the fall? It's autumn-atic.
- If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone's favorite season? Fall.
- Why do the leaves turn red at the same time each year? Because the process is autumnated.
- It's the first day of Autumn so let's make like Humpty Dumpty!! And have a great Fall!
Autumn Leaves Jokes
Here is a list of funny autumn leaves jokes and even better autumn leaves puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What happens to a leaf in Autumn? It *leaves*.
- Whenever Autumn comes around, I like to walk around and collect the colourful leaves. It sounds better than saying I'm a street sweeper.
- What happens when Winter arrives? Autumn Leaves.
- Gentrification tends to happen during autumn Because the brown leaves.
Autumn Name Jokes
Here is a list of funny autumn name jokes and even better autumn name puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I have a daughter named Autumn. She's disabled now... ... ever since the fall.
Autumn Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about autumn you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spring time jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make autumn pranks.
My favorite part of Fall is walking through a hundred spider webs a day and screaming every single time.
Bing Crosby
A long time ago, back in the autumn of 1952, when Bing Crosby was
filming the movie "White Christmas" in New Hampshire, the Mayor of
Nashua, NH thought it would be a great idea to have Bing visit their
fair town & present him with the key to the city on the steps of City
Hall. You know, a nice little photo op for the mayor's re-election &
a
way for some of the town's dignitaries to meet the Great Bing Crosby.
Now one as to remember, Bing Crosby at this time was at the peak of his singing career. He was bigger than Elvis, the Beatles, Sinatra, Lady GaGa & the Beach Boys all put together. He crossed generational lines, admired by young & old as one of the "coolest cats" in the music world.
Well, word leaked out that Bing would be in town so hundreds of
teenagers skipped school to attend the little ceremony. The
authorities were not prepared for such a large crowd, there were only a few policemen present, and things soon got out of hand. Pushing &
shoving began as the teenagers all wanted to get closer to see their hero. It soon looked like the Mayor was going to a have a riot on his hands and he was growing more frantic by the minute. All he wanted was a nice little ceremony with Bing and now he had a full fledged uprising threatening to ruin everything.
Throughout all this Bing was seated in his chair, calmly observing
what was happening. When the crowd started to push through the barricades that were set up, he had had enough. Bing got up, strolled to the microphone & said in a commanding voice, "All right, everyone cool down right now"! The rioting crowd immediately calmed down and the Mayor's little ceremony went on without a hitch & everyone went home happy.
The next day's newspaper headline read: CROSBY STILLS NASHUA YOUNG!!
What do Trees do in Autumn?
Take a Leaf of absence.
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Last autumn, a nice flower salesmen sold me some poppies in some cool cylinders.
Oh boy! Two more months and here I come, fall o**... tubes!
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Never date a girl named Autumn
because she'll leave you.
What do you call the Ottoman Empire in September?
The Autumn Empire.
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Which season is a pimps favorite?
Fall, because he gets autumn h**...
What do you call an autumn season that has gone by?
Fell
What did the salt and pepper say about the autumn spice?
They season changes everything.
What is a scarecrows vehicle of choice?
An Autumn mobile
The four seasons were arguing about which of them was the best…
Winter boasts, "Well, you can build snowmen and the snow is so beautiful!"
Spring laughs, "Well sure, but come springtime, everything is so fresh and new! All the new flowers, it can't get much better than that!"
Summer rays, "Yes, but I am undoubtably the overall best season! Girls in bikinis, ice cream, nice weather. You can't top that!"
Autumn ~ *-leaves-*
There was one a girl called autumn
She once asked her mom
mom why am I called autumn?
her mom then said
when you were leaving the hospital a crisp
autumn leaf fell on your head
this makes rose curious so she asks the same thing
mom where did my name come from and the mom says while we were leaving the hospital a rose fell on your head
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There were 4 henchmen: Winter, Summer, Spring, and Autumn.
The boss stood before them.
"Winter," he began. "I need you to stay cool in the face of pressure. Ice in your veins," he said, patting his shoulder.
"Then there's you, Summer," he continued. "If the heat becomes too much for Winter, use that hot temper of yours to make sure the cops remember who they're working for.
"As for you, Spring," he chuckled, "this operation is gonna bring in a lotta *green.* Make sure that it keeps growing."
He turned for the door as Autumn stood up.
"Boss!" he sputtered. "What about me?"
The boss turned back, shaking his head.
"Sorry, son. You're just the Fall guy."
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Ight guys I wanna make this guy mine and he loves jokes so tell me your best joke .
Well since this is a joke community I will tell a joke so the post won't get deleted .
Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
My dad owns 4 tents which he uses for camping
He uses all 4 at different times of the year, and each one is based on 1 of 4 different musical genres.
In spring he uses the jazz tent, in summer he uses the pop tent, in autumn he uses the classical tent….
But now is the winter of our disco tent.
