Autumn Jokes

Following is our collection of september puns and summertime one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Autumn jokes for adults, dirty releaved jokes and clean roots dad gags for kids.

The Best Autumn Puns

My wife and I went out for a leisurely drive to see the autumn leaves, when we noticed that one of the tires seemed to be getting low…

She was a bit taken aback when I asked her for some change and asked, "Why in the world did they start charging for AIR?!"

I looked at her and winked, "Inflation."

UK: We call it "Autumn", from the French word "Automne", and later, from the Latin "autumnus".

USA: WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAVES FALL DOWN

Hey girl are you a cool autumn breeze

Because you make me wanna jacket

Autumn joke, Hey girl are you a cool autumn breeze

Art Gallery Nudes

A couple at an art gallery see a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves.

The wife doesn't like it and moves on, but the husband keeps looking.



She asks, "What are you waiting for?"



He replies, "Autumn."

National Pride Day should be September 21

September 22 is the first day of Autumn, and as everyone knows, Pride goes before a Fall.


Humpty Dumpty

Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

I'm in a gaming clan and our favorite season is Autumn

We're the Fall Guys

Autumn joke, I'm in a gaming clan and our favorite season is Autumn

The four seasons were arguing about which of them was the best…

Winter boasts, "Well, you can build snowmen and the snow is so beautiful!"

Spring laughs, "Well sure, but come springtime, everything is so fresh and new! All the new flowers, it can't get much better than that!"

Summer rays, "Yes, but I am undoubtably the overall best season! Girls in bikinis, ice cream, nice weather. You can't top that!"

Autumn ~ *-leaves-*

Autumn is best enjoyed in all her glory.

Unfortunately, the police officers who arrested me outside her window didn't agree.

Did you know that when leaves fall off of trees in the Autumn, it's because of nostalgia?

They're trying to get back to their roots.

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili


What does the tree says in autumn ?

Leaf me alone.

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

It sits on a leaf and waits for autumn.

Never date a girl named Autumn

because she'll leave you.

It's the first day of Autumn so let's make like Humpty Dumpty!!

And have a great Fall!

Ah Toronto, the only city where the leaves fall in autumn...

...and the Leafs fall in the spring

Autumn joke, Ah Toronto, the only city where the leaves fall in autumn...

There was one a girl called autumn

She once asked her mom
mom why am I called autumn?
her mom then said
when you were leaving the hospital a crisp
autumn leaf fell on your head
this makes rose curious so she asks the same thing
mom where did my name come from and the mom says while we were leaving the hospital a rose fell on your head
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2016 is like a crisp autumn wind on a clear day in Venice

It blows.

(Get well soon Carrie)

If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone's favorite season? Fall.


Why are leaves bad material for parachutes?

because they don't survive the fall (autumn)

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.

Whenever Autumn comes around, I like to walk around and collect the colourful leaves.

It sounds better than saying I'm a street sweeper.

What do you call an autumn season that has gone by?

Fell

Last autumn, a nice flower salesmen sold me some poppies in some cool cylinders.

Oh boy! Two more months and here I come, fall opiate tubes!

Why do birds fly south in the Fall? Because it's too far to walk.

What did one autumn leaf say to another? I'm falling for you.

I have a daughter named Autumn. She's disabled now...

... ever since the fall.

What happens when Winter arrives?

Autumn Leaves.

What is a scarecrows vehicle of choice?

An Autumn mobile

What did the salt and pepper say about the autumn spice?

They season changes everything.

Which season is a pimps favorite?

Fall, because he gets autumn hoes

Spring, winter, summer, or autumn? the best seasons for chefs are..

Salt and Pepper

What happens to a leaf in Autumn?

It *leaves*.

It's been raining for 3 days without stopping. My wife is in depression, she is standing and looking through the window. If the rain doesn't stop tomorrow, I'll have to let her in.

My favorite part of Fall is walking through a hundred spider webs a day and screaming every single time.

What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalog?

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