Following is our collection of Autopsy jokes which are very funny. There are some autopsy morgue jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these autopsy forensic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
One asks the other, "What do you think it'll be like?"
The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".
"I've been to three other doctors and none of them agreed with your diagnosis."
The doctor calmly replied, "Just wait until the autopsy, then you'll see that I was right."
You give them an autopsy
Worst autopsy ever!
The autopsy revealed he overdosed on quack.
He died in the hospital - he was found in the children's ward having a stroke.
How, you ask? I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.
A man comes home from work and he finds his wife furious at him.
She screams "Why did you sleep with my sister while you were at work!?"
He replies "Well she was lying on the table, naked, and you know she's an attractive woman, so what did you expect me to do?"
"Perform the autopsy."
... Until I realized I'd been invited to an autopsy
Coroner: Report complete.
Police: What was the cause of death?
Coroner: The cause of death was that I sliced him open and performed an autopsy.
When the press asked if an autopsy would be performed, the coroner was quoted as saying: "Well I guess it would be nice, if I could touch his body."
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The pathologist who does his autopsy is in for a treat.
It was a Careless Whisper
Man: Calm down! You haven't heard my side of the story!
Wife: You slept with my sister!
Man: When i got to work she was just laying there naked on my table! What was I supposed to do?!
Wife: The autopsy!
PS: Didnt make this up
"To the morgue."
"But I haven't died yet!"
"The doc said 'to the morgue' — to the morgue it is!"
"But what is wrong with me?!"
"The autopsy will show!"
During her autopsy
He cracked open a cold one with the boys.
they found a 12 year old wiener stuck in his throat.
Official notice : Bruce Forsyth died of a seizure, nice to seizure, to seizure nice
Purple Drain
Her: I can't believe you had sex with my sister!
Him: I was at my job, and she was there just lying on the table naked. What else was i supposed to do?
Her: The freaking autopsy!
I was forced to leave when one of my reports said "Cause of Death: Autopsy"
Peacefully, in her sleep.
But then we done an autopsy and found out we were wrong. She died in the worst way possible.
During an autopsy.
Husband: I walked in the room and she was lying there naked! What was I supposed to do?
Wife: The Autopsy!
They're just doing and autopsy
...autopsy results revealed.
Doctor: Oh my God, stop the autopsy!!
It was open Mike night.
It was open mike night.
They suspect murder however an autopsy reveals that all of the inside organs are in completely wrong areas, they conclude with he is very disorganised
Everyone was excited at Autopsy Club.
Apparently, it was open Mike night.
Autopsy
The autopsy concludes that, indeed, he put his money where his mouth was
M1: I can not believe you slept with her!
M2:What was I supposed to do she was just laying there naked!
M1:The autopsy!!!
M2:Ohh
M1:You are the worst vet I know
He had the Epstein-behindBarrs virus
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