Autopsy Jokes

• Short Autopsy Jokes
• Autopsy One Liners
• Autopsy Performed Jokes
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Funniest Autopsy Short Jokes

Short autopsy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The autopsy humour may include short coroner jokes also.

1. A man was found dead in his apartment. His friends claimed he died because he bet that he could eat $500 The autopsy concludes that, indeed, he put his money where his mouth was
2. A duck was found dead on the sidewalk today... The autopsy revealed he overdosed on quack.
3. Open Mike Night sounded like a lot of fun... ... Until I realized I'd been invited to an autopsy
4. Everyone was excited Everyone was excited at Autopsy Club.
   Apparently, it was open Mike night.
5. I Used to work in a pathology lab... I was forced to leave when one of my reports said "Cause of Death: Autopsy"
6. Coroner's Report Coroner: Report complete.
   Police: What was the cause of death?
   Coroner: The cause of death was that I sliced him open and performed an autopsy.
7. The autopsy report came back from the inmate who hung himself in his cell He had the Epstein-behindBarrs virus
8. Two medical students are about to witness an autopsy for the first time... One asks the other, "What do you think it'll be like?"
   The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".
9. "Nurse, where are we going?" "To the morgue."
   "But I haven't died yet!"
   "The doc said 'to the morgue' — to the morgue it is!"
   "But what is wrong with me?!"
   "The autopsy will show!"
10. Me: I want to be a pathologist and help solve crimes doing autopsies. Skeptical girlfriend: Autopsies are a dying profession.

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Autopsy One Liners

Which autopsy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with autopsy? I can suggest the ones about assassination and anatomy.

1. Everyone was excited at the autopsy club... It was open Mike night.
2. What do you call the game Operation without the batteries? Autopsy
3. Autopsy club tonight at 8pm It's open Mike night
4. I'm really excited about the new autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is Open Mike night.
5. Autopsy club meeting Saturday! Its open Mike night.
6. Man: Doctor, is it serious?! Doctor: Oh my God, stop the autopsy!!
7. The autopsy club has a meeting this Friday. It's Open Mike Night.
8. There is a new autopsy club in town and last night it was packed. It was open mike night.
9. Autopsy confirms george michael choked on a chocolate bar It was a Careless Whisper
10. How do you find out if a dead man has autism? You give them an autopsy
11. Good news; Ruth Bader Ginsburg shows no evidence of cancer ...autopsy results revealed.
12. What was under Prince's autopsy table? Purple Drain
13. I found out I'm a necrophiliac. How, you ask? I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.
14. I always wondered why do people cut themselves They're just doing and autopsy
15. Why is it called autopsy..

Autopsy Performed Jokes

Here is a list of funny autopsy performed jokes and even better autopsy performed puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the lead coroner do when he and the other coroners were asked to perform an autopsy? He cracked open a cold one with the boys.
• Why do autopsies always have to be "performed"? You'd think under the circumstances they could do without the big production.

Witty Autopsy Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about autopsy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean corpse jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make autopsy pranks.