Autopilot Jokes
10 autopilot jokes and hilarious autopilot puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about autopilot that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Did you hear the one about Tesla's Autopilot? Get ready to laugh at these hilarious jokes about navigation, auto-nav and the Tesla Autopilot! Don't miss out on all the autopilot-related fun!
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99 dead in Tesla autopilot car c**...
This has caused Tesla to drop all ideas of a battle Royale mode for Tesla cars
Autopilot really won't replace good, high paying jobs for airline captains...
I talked to one who said his career was just taking off.
Tesla's autopilot doesn't like Malevitch
If it's white on white, they'll just ignore it.
How can you see that a Tesla is on AutoPilot?
It uses its turn indicators.
Tesla car crashes on auto-pilot!
But it did record major life events about your friends and notify you saying "Auto-Pilot Engaged"
Terrible one-liner I came up with while on autopilot at work.
I'm not saying I'm a s**... guru, but I know most of the ins and outs
I asked an alien if they let their women drive the spaceships...
He said "Yes if it's on autopilot"
How many crew do you need to pilot an Airbus plane?
You need 1. Plus a dog. The Pilot sets the autopilot and makes sure the dog is fed. The dog is tasked with biting the pilot if he tries to flip any switches.
Airline pilot...
An airline pilot makes the usual announcements over the cabin PA system as the plane reaches cruising altitude. He then sets the plane on autopilot and turns to the co-pilot and jokes- All I need now is a cup of coffee and a b**....
Unbeknownst to the captain, the mic is still active and everybody can hear what the captain is saying.
Suddenly, an alert flight attendant bolts toward the cockpit to tell the pilot his mic is stuck.
As she's nearing the door, an old timer stands up and shouts- Stop! You forgot his coffee!
Two pilots
A plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese."
"No rike Chinese?" asks the copilot, "why not?"
"You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why!"
"No, no", the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah" That Japanese, not Chinese."
"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese...doesn't matter, you're all alike."
There's a few minutes of silence....
"I no rike Jews." the copilot suddenly announces.
"Oh yeah, why not?" Asks the captain.
"Jews sink Titanic." says the co-pilot.
"What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain "It was an iceberg."
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , Gilberg, nomattah...all same."
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