The Best 7 Autopilot Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Autopilot jokes. There are some autopilot plummet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these autopilot midas puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Autopilot Jokes and Puns

99 dead in Tesla autopilot car crash

This has caused Tesla to drop all ideas of a battle Royale mode for Tesla cars

Autopilot really won't replace good, high paying jobs for airline captains...

I talked to one who said his career was just taking off.

Tesla's autopilot doesn't like Malevitch

If it's white on white, they'll just ignore it.

Autopilot joke, Tesla's autopilot doesn't like Malevitch

How can you see that a Tesla is on AutoPilot?

It uses its turn indicators.

Tesla car crashes on auto-pilot!

But it did record major life events about your friends and notify you saying "Auto-Pilot Engaged"


Terrible one-liner I came up with while on autopilot at work.

I'm not saying I'm a sex guru, but I know most of the ins and outs

I asked an alien if they let their women drive the spaceships...

He said "Yes if it's on autopilot"

Autopilot joke, I asked an alien if they let their women drive the spaceships...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the autopilot dadglasses jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working autopilot turbulence piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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