The Best 8 Autonomous Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Autonomous jokes. There are some autonomous extinction jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these autonomous cars puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Autonomous Jokes and Puns

If school buses become autonomous...

hackers are going to have a field day.

In Seattle, the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone is looking for a musician/philanthropist to support the cause

i.e. a CHAZ Bono

A Silicon Valley Bumper Sticker: My Other Car Is Autonomous...

...but I never drive it.

Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone

So, the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone is a police-free area surrounded by police.

Does that make it a doughnut hole?

When vehicles become entirely autonomous, we'll have to answer their questions honestly.

They're equipped with LieDar


Engineers are using tracking to try to distinguish an autonomous vehicle on a cross country road trip from a human-driven car.

They call it the Touring Test.

What did one autonomous car say to the other when they collided?

App yours!

What did Ralph yell at the swine who enjoyed autonomous sensory meridian response?

Sucks to your ASMR, piggy!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the autonomous derby jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working autonomous automobile piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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