Automotive Jokes

Following is our collection of toyota humor and craft one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Automotive puns for adults, dirty axle jokes or clean nozzle gags for kids.

There is an abundance of motor jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes on automotive. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any vehicle witze you can hear about automotive.

The Best jokes about Automotive

A professor asked one of his automotive students if he knew what the definition of "mixed emotions" was...

The student said "watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new Cadillac."

That's not a bowling ball, dad.

This weekend me and my dad were out bowling, you see. He gets his shoes on, and picks his ball from the rack. A nice, shiny, pinkish purple ball. He throws it down the lane, and we can't find it. The thing is gone. We look for at least an hour for this ball, but it's vanished. In the car on the way home (for automotive reasons) we pull into a gas station. My dad perks up, face scrunching in focus, and he says: "there's the ball!"

I said: "Dad, that's a short fat man buying a granola bag."

Did you hear about the first death caused by a self driving car?

The police never pressed charges though, because they couldn't determine it's automotive.

why do automotive line workers like the 1st Amendment.

It gives them the right to assemble.

What car brands mean

Ford-Flipped Over Rebuilt Dodge

Pontiac-Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car

Fiat- Fix It Again Tony

Chevrolet-Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

Nissan-Needless Innovations, Silly, Stupid, Automotive Nonsense

GM-Gluteus Maximus

GMC-God's Mechanical Curse

LTD-Long, Thin Dumpster

Oldsmobile-Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.

Why did the automotive engineer scream at his Toyota during his fuel efficiency experiments?

He was a car berater!

How did automotive enthusiasts feel when a beloved Swedish car manufacturer was forced to end production?

They were so sad, everyone started to Saab.

Long live Saab.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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