The Best 7 Automotive Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Automotive jokes. There are some automotive craft jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these automotive nozzle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Automotive Jokes and Puns

A professor asked one of his automotive students if he knew what the definition of "mixed emotions" was...

The student said "watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new Cadillac."

Did you hear about the first death caused by a self driving car?

The police never pressed charges though, because they couldn't determine it's automotive.

why do automotive line workers like the 1st Amendment.

It gives them the right to assemble.

What car brands mean

Ford-Flipped Over Rebuilt Dodge

Pontiac-Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car

Fiat- Fix It Again Tony

Chevrolet-Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

Nissan-Needless Innovations, Silly, Stupid, Automotive Nonsense

GM-Gluteus Maximus

GMC-God's Mechanical Curse

LTD-Long, Thin Dumpster

Oldsmobile-Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.

How did automotive enthusiasts feel when a beloved Swedish car manufacturer was forced to end production?

They were so sad, everyone started to Saab.





Long live Saab.


Why did the automotive engineer scream at his Toyota during his fuel efficiency experiments?

He was a car berater!

Marital problems and automotive problems are solved the same way.

With a lot of swearing, hammering, and drilling.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the automotive motor jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working automotive vehicle piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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