Automated Jokes
28 automated jokes and hilarious automated puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about automated that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do jokes you write ever fall flat? An automated joke could be the answer! Learn about automated testing and how using a speaker, a recorder, and other automation tools can create jokes that always hit the mark.
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Funniest Automated Short Jokes
Short automated jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The automated humour may include short automatic jokes also.
- There are many already outstanding reasons not to leave one's automated cloning machine out in the forest... ...but the obvious bears repeating.
- The military has invented a new missile that turns everything in its vicinity to gold They're calling it the Automic bomb
- I called to buy tickets for an Elvis tribute act and it was one of those automated phone system which said... Press 1 for the money, 2 for the show…
- I was going to tell a hilarious joke about those automated teller machines But I really can't think of one atm...
- My neighbor has one of these brand new completely automated cars. Cool, but... I'd never drive one of those things.
- I was on hold with the IRS when an automated voice said, "Please don't hang up. Your call is important to us." That's all. That's the whole joke.
- So whats the deal with latin music artists and their obsession with those little automated vacuum cleaners? RUMBA!
- What did the Art Major say to the Other Majors? I'll paint your reactions when your Jobs are Automated if you buy me dinner!
- AI and automation is going to give everyone a lot more time for leisure activities... Everyday is the weekend when you're unemployed!
- Whenever you think of something bad, like massive numbers of people dying or automation making tons of people jobless, cheer up! Think of the savings!
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Automated One Liners
Which automated one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with automated? I can suggest the ones about robotic and manufactured.
- I have invented a machine for automated circumcision The technology is cutting edge.
- Anyone want to invest in my 100% automated turkey farm? It's a turnkey turkey operation.
- In the future, theft will be automated by a device. Its name will be *robbot*.
- Hey, have you read this book about automation? I'd recommend it. It's a real page turner.
- How did the AI developer have kids? By auto-mating.
- I have just made friends with a robot, He is my automate.
- I invented an automated catapult in my garden Killed two birds with one stone
- Did you read the article about the automated journalist? The story writes itself.
- Your breathing rhythm is no longer automated And so is the blinking of your eye
- How does a computer nerd become to the most popular person in Australia. He automates it.
- What do you call two self driving cars that just had s**...? Auto-mated
- What do you call it when two robots have s**...? Automating.
Witty Automated Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about automated you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean manual jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make automated pranks.
A man calls the First National Bank of Texas. The automated voice answers, "Hello, how can I assist you today?" The man says, "Withdrawal"
The automated voice says, "YEEHAW! HOW Y'ALL RECKON I CAN HELP?!"
The Russian Agency of Research and Automation has been commissioned by Putin to develop a new robot to make gloves for the pandemic that are superior to all others. They have named it in his honour.
It's called RARA's grasp-Putin, Russia's greatest glove machine.
I just read that article about robot s**... Workers, and all I could think was, "Man, automation really is taking over all the jobs...
Even your mom's.
I want people's opinions to help me decide something...
I've just received an automated phone call saying I've won either £250 cash or 2 tickets for an Elvis Presley tribute concert. Should I press 1 for the money or 2 for the show?
The Russian Agency of Research and Automation has came up with a new machine to make gloves for the pandemic that are superior to all others , they have named it in honour of Putin who funded the project
It is called RARA's Grasp-Putin, Russia's greatest glove machine
A joke my grandfather told me as a kid.
After the passengers loaded on, the plane flew out of the airport. As they were getting airborn, an announcement came over the speakers: "Welcome to the first fully-automated flight. There are no pilots operating this plane, it's being operated entirely by a computer. Rest assured that rigorous testing has been run to ensure that the trip will be completely safe. Nothing can go wrong.
Nothing can go wrong.
Nothing can go wrong.
Nothing can go wrong..."
The Russian Agency of Research and Automation has been commissioned by Putin to develop a new robot to make gloves for the pandemic that are superior to all others. They have named it in his honour.
RARA's grasp-Putin, Russia's greatest glove machine.
Youtube was taken offline by the courts today for their search algorithm was facilitating paedophelia.
Their lawyers appealed the verdict immediately. But they only got an automated answer that told them to reapply in 30 days.
So I hear EA has removed all refund options from their website, and now customers have to call them directly. But hey:
"The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment from successfully navigating our automated phone menu."
A young man at his wit's end called the s**... Hotline for help. Unfortunately he was greeted by an automated voice message after waiting for several rings.
"Hello," spoke an artificial sounding voice on the other line "we regret to inform you that the s**... Hotline is no longer in service. If you do require assistance with your s**... please use the emergency number 911 and an officer will be out to assist you shortly."
