Following is our collection of lotr humor and windmill one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Autograph puns for adults, dirty spielberg jokes or clean memorabilia gags for kids.
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He just wrote Thanks.
Sure, it's on a restraining order, but still...
I said "You must be a big fan"
In fact, every time someone asks him for an autograph, he's the one that ends up saying "T.Hanks"
Rodney: "You both could've done better!"
There once was a man named Tom and one day he was bragging to his coworkers that he knew everyone who was anyone and everyone knew him. After a couple of weeks of hearing this, Tom's boss, Fred, decided to show that this was all a bunch of bullshit. Fred takes Tom to Hollywood and asks him to get Nicholas Cage's autograph. Sure enough, an hour later Tom comes walking in with the autograph and Mr. Cage himself. Fred is impressed, but still not 100% sure about Tom's popularity, so he takes him to the Vatican and says, "If you know everyone, go onto the Vatican's balcony with the pope."
Tom says that will be easy because he since all of the guards know him, it should be a cinch. Sure enough, half an hour later, out comes Tom with the pope one the balcony. He goes down to see his boss and finds him on a stretcher being lifted onto an ambulance. Tome asks what happened and Fred replies, "Everything was going great until the guy next to me said, 'Who's that guy with Tom?'. Then I had a heart attack."
The Sith really hit the fan!
What? Yeah... OK.
"Sure you can!"
I love it when she signs the restraining order without dotting the i with a heart, playing hard to get I see!
Bring a printer.
I'd hoped to get his autograph, too, but he was in a hurry to meet with some lobbyists before a big vote.
"Sure you can!"
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.