Autograph Jokes

Funniest Autograph Short Jokes

Short autograph jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The autograph humour may include short signing jokes also.

1. I met Tom Hanks once. He was so rude I asked for his autograph and all he wrote was thanks.
2. Tom Hanks is the rudest celebrity I have ever met I asked for an autograph and all he wrote was Thanks.
3. I have started a petition to ban people from collecting autographs. So far, I've got 15,000 signatures.
4. Tom Hanks is extremely polite... In fact, every time someone asks him for an autograph, he's the one that ends up saying "T.Hanks"
5. A couple came up to Rodney Dangerfield for an autograph. Trying to make small talk, they said "Whaddya think? We just got married!" Rodney: "You both could've done better!"
6. Hey, did you hear about the Star Wars fanatic who's been stealing autograph books and photo albums from other fans at conventions? They call him the fan-tome menace.
7. I really love Bruce Willis. I have all of his movies, hundreds of posters, and multiple autographs You might say that I'm a die-hard fan
8. What did Lil' John say when the fan asked for an autograph at the loud club? What? Yeah... OK.
9. when she gives me her autograph I love it when she signs the restraining order without dotting the i with a heart, playing hard to get I see!
10. What was Ryu's response when someone asked if they could have his autograph? "Sure you can!"

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Autograph One Liners

Which autograph one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with autograph? I can suggest the ones about signature and autobiography.

1. I saw Tom Hanks today so I asked him for his autograph. He just wrote Thanks.
2. Tom Hanks is so nice… …every time he signs an autograph he writes T.HANKS
3. I just got Natalie Portman's autograph! Sure, it's on a restraining order, but still...
4. A windmill asked me for an autograph... I said "You must be a big fan"
5. Hayden Christensen got mad and punched an autograph seeker The Sith really hit the fan!
6. How do you get Stephen Hawking's autograph? Bring a printer.
7. Yo mamma so old she has a Bible autographed by Jesus.
8. What did Ryu say the the fan who asked if he could get his his autograph? "Sure you can!"
9. How did the piece of sheet music give an autograph to a fan? He added his time signature.
10. To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
11. Yo mamma is so old she has autographed Bible.
12. Your momma is so old she has an autographed copy of the Bible.
13. What's the best part of being in the wnba? no autographs!
14. What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs? a Shar-Pei
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Unearthly Funniest Autograph Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about autograph you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean signed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make autograph pranks.