The Best 14 Autograph Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Autograph jokes. There are some autograph windmill jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these autograph memorabilia puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Autograph Jokes and Puns

I saw Tom Hanks today so I asked him for his autograph.

He just wrote Thanks.

I just got Natalie Portman's autograph!

Sure, it's on a restraining order, but still...

Chuck Norris was signing an autograph for a little boy

Chuck Norris was signing an autograph for a little boy.

"How old are you little boy?"

"I'm 5 years old"

Chuck Norris said, "When I was your age I was 7."

Autograph joke, Chuck Norris was signing an autograph for a little boy

A windmill asked me for an autograph...

I said "You must be a big fan"

Tom Hanks is extremely polite...

In fact, every time someone asks him for an autograph, he's the one that ends up saying "T.Hanks"

A couple came up to Rodney Dangerfield for an autograph. Trying to make small talk, they said "Whaddya think? We just got married!"

Rodney: "You both could've done better!"

Hayden Christensen got mad and punched an autograph seeker

The Sith really hit the fan!

Autograph joke, Hayden Christensen got mad and punched an autograph seeker

What did Lil' John say when the fan asked for an autograph at the loud club?

What? Yeah... OK.

What was Ryu's response when someone asked if they could have his autograph?

"Sure you can!"

when she gives me her autograph

I love it when she signs the restraining order without dotting the i with a heart, playing hard to get I see!

I once shook hands with the world's greatest thief...

I'd hoped to get his autograph, too, but he was in a hurry to meet with some lobbyists before a big vote.

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How do you get Stephen Hawking's autograph?

Bring a printer.

What did Ryu say the the fan who asked if he could get his his autograph?

"Sure you can!"

How did the piece of sheet music give an autograph to a fan?

He added his time signature.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the autograph orioles jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working autograph sign piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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