Autograph Jokes

Funniest Autograph Short Jokes

Short autograph jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The autograph humour may include short signature jokes also.

1. I met Tom Hanks once. He was so rude I asked for his autograph and all he wrote was thanks.
2. Tom Hanks is the rudest celebrity I have ever met I asked for an autograph and all he wrote was Thanks.
3. I have started a petition to ban people from collecting autographs. So far, I've got 15,000 signatures.
4. Hey, did you hear about the Star Wars fanatic who's been stealing autograph books and photo albums from other fans at conventions? They call him the fan-tome menace.
5. What did Lil' John say when the fan asked for an autograph at the loud club? What? Yeah... OK.
6. when she gives me her autograph I love it when she signs the restraining order without dotting the i with a heart, playing hard to get I see!
7. What was Ryu's response when someone asked if they could have his autograph? "Sure you can!"
8. I once shook hands with the world's greatest thief... I'd hoped to get his autograph, too, but he was in a hurry to meet with some lobbyists before a big vote.
9. what's the difference between a movie, and someone with a broken arm? people get autographs from the cast, and the cast gets autographs from the people
10. What is Sean Connery's favorite book and where did he have it autographed? The book Shigning.

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Autograph One Liners

Which autograph one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with autograph? I can suggest the ones about autobiography and author name.

1. I saw Tom Hanks today so I asked him for his autograph. He just wrote Thanks.
2. Tom Hanks is so nice… …every time he signs an autograph he writes T.HANKS
3. I just got Natalie Portman's autograph! Sure, it's on a restraining order, but still...
4. A windmill asked me for an autograph... I said "You must be a big fan"
5. Hayden Christensen got mad and punched an autograph seeker The Sith really hit the fan!
6. How do you get Stephen Hawking's autograph? Bring a printer.
7. What did Ryu say the the fan who asked if he could get his his autograph? "Sure you can!"
8. How did the piece of sheet music give an autograph to a fan? He added his time signature.
9. To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
10. What's the best part of being in the wnba? no autographs!
11. What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs? a Shar-Pei
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Unearthly Funniest Autograph Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about autograph you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean handwriting jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make autograph pranks.