The Best 22 Autoerotic Jokes

Following is our collection of Autoerotic jokes which are very funny. There are some autoerotic sexual jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these autoerotic sexually puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Autoerotic Jokes and Puns

My roommate is into auto-erotic asphyxiation, but he's also suicidal.

I can never tell if he's coming or going.

My depressed roommate is into autoerotic asphyxiation

Every time I see a noose around his head, I don't know if he's coming or going

I am starting a support group for guys dealing with Autoerotic Asphyxiation.

Our motto is: "Hang in there, we can beat it."

Some guys at my school got caught trying autoerotic asphyxiation

One got suspended, the others got off.

Not all of the weird sexual stuff you hear about is as good as it's cracked up to be...

I mean you can tell me how great autoerotic asphyxiation is till you're blue in the face.


My friend has a PhD in sexual deviancy

She can talk about autoerotic asphyxiation until she's blue in the face!

I watched Die Hard the other day...

Was disappointed. The movie had *nothing* to do with autoerotic asphyxiation.

A Plant's Guide to Autoerotic Asphyxiation

By Artichoke

Why is singing like autoerotic asphyxiation?

Because sometimes you just gotta belt it out

What's the problem with auto-erotic asphyxia?

You don't know if you're coming or going

Autoerotic asphyxiation is the biggest gamble

You don't know whether you're cuming or going

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I waste so much time trying to strangle myself for pleasure when I should be being productive

I wish I'd never got into autoerotic procrastination.

I think my girlfriend wants me to try autoerotic asphyxiation...

... every time I talk to her about sex she leaves me hanging!

My friend can talk about auto-erotic asphyxiation

til he's blue in the face.

Autoerotic Asphyxiation....

How do you even get into something like that? Do you just jump in head first or do you have someone show you the ropes?

If you take a long and hard look at yourself

Then you're autoerotic

Did you hear about the man who was sexually attracted to cars?

He had an auto-erotic affixation.

I'm into autoerotic asphyxiation

Bc my crush said she only goes out with well hung men.

David Carradine , An American actor and martial Artist died due fatal autoerotic asphyxiation accident .

I guess you can say that ,

*Puts on Sunglasses*

He Died Hard!


Why is it difficult to tell autoerotic asphyxiation jokes?

You always choke before you get one off.

Offensive Names of Colors

Post your favorite inappropriate name for a color below.
(I. E. Affirmative Action Black, Abortion Red, Autoerotic Asphyxiation Blue.)

What's red, white and blue?

Autoerotic Asphyxiation

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the autoerotic story jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working autoerotic accidental piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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