Autocorrect Jokes

Following is our collection of app humor and error one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Autocorrect puns for adults, dirty manually jokes or clean tittle gags for kids.

There is an abundance of nintendo jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 68 funniest jokes on autocorrect. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any texted witze you can hear about autocorrect.

The Best jokes about Autocorrect

We'll We'll We'll...



...if it isn't autocorrect...

The funny thing about teen pregnancy is that before it happens all you hear is "Don't do it! You'll regret it! You'll lose your freedom! Make the responsible choice!" Then after it happens, they say "We're a still disappointed, but we can still make the best of this. It's not the end of the world."

Stupid auto-correct: I meant "Trump's presidency" not "teen pregnancy".

The inventor of autocorrect died today

His funfair will be hello on sundial

I hope the guy who invented Autocorrect burns in

Hello!

I see you have turned Autocorrect off.

I also like to lige dargejonsly.

I see you have turned Autocorrect back on.

I also like to lube degenerates.


Auto-correct walks into a bar...

And the batman says, 'why the log fence?'

The man who invented AutoCorrect has died.

Restaurant in piece.

If I ever opened a car repair shop, I would call it "Auto-Correct".

Then I'd paint the floor with those red squiggly lines...

The inventor of autocorrect has died...

The inventor of autocorrect has died. I didn't even know he was I'll

I hate autocorrect...

It always makes me say things I don't Nintendo.

Auto-correct is so crazy now a days...

My mom meant to text me 'I love you' but it auto corrected to 'You're a disappointment.'


The guy who invented auto-correct for smart phones passed away today.

Restaurant in peace.

A Man asks his lover in a restaurant

Man : Honey, what do you love most about me?

Woman : I love your company the most darling!

Man : Wow really? that is so sweet of you my love

Woman : Um, it's still making money right?
*edit :forgot to mention that I remember this joke from Benny Hills show, not my own joke


*edit 2 : Benny Hills not Benn, autocorrect strikes again!

The man who invented autocorrect,

should burn in hello.

Did you know the guy who invented autocorrect is an atheist?

He's going to he'll

The inventor of autocorrect walks into a bar.

He asks for a bear

I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect...

...but they fried me for no raisin.

How did bad jokes become dad jokes?

Autocorrect

The man who invented autocorrect just died.

His funfair will be on Monkey.


Today the inventor of autocorrect has died

Resturant in peace

The creator of autocorrect passed away

Restaurant in peace

The inventor of auto-correct has died

His funfair will be next monkey.

When she texts "I Love You"...

but Auto-correct changes it to "who is this"

I just heard the inventor of autocorrect died...

...may his sole restaurant in piecesο»Ώ.

I hate autocorrect

It makes me say things I didn't Nintendo

I really hate it when...

...autocorrect makes me say things I didn't Nintendo.

Autocorrect Inspired Poem

It means no worries

For the rest of your days

Haiku na Mattatta

Who the he'll

Invited autocorrect?

Autocorrect made me say things...

...I didn't Nintendo.

What's the difference between autocorrect and my kid?

Autocorrect knows every single word in english, except for swears.

Autocorrect is a great feature...

but it can also be your worst enema.

Auto-correct simply means you end up saying stuff that you didn't Nintendo.

Selling an improved autocorrect?

Shut up and take my monkey.

With how old the United States' politicians are these days...

... it makes sense that we as a country are suffering from electile disfunction.
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Edit for autocorrect

My phone keeps changing critical words in important texts.

Autocorrect, you've made a powerful enema today.

Turned off autocorrect and I've never been happyer.

Really frustrating when autocorrect comes up with a *completely* different word just because you typed one letter wrong.

Someone told me there's an easy fix,
I just hope they're Rihanna.

Autocorrect often makes me write things I don't Nintendo

But Sony if I'm not careful

Did you hear about the auto-correct programmer who lost his job?

He was fried.

Autocorrect has friend zoned me.

It said that it loves me like a brothel.

I signed a petition to end women's suffering yesterday.

Oops. Sorry: autocorrect.

*suffrage.

A few weeks ago I wrote happy Eid to the Muslims and autocorrect changed it to Happy IED.

It almost blew up in my face.

The inventor of AutoCorrect...

...is a stupid mass hole. He can fake right off.

What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion

I hate autocorrect when I'm texting/typing.

It should really keep it's opinion to its shelf.

The creator of auto-correct died recently

May he restraunt in peice

The guy that invented autocorrect died yesterday.

May he restaurant in peace.

Autocorrect:

Can't live with it, can't live meow it.

I love autocorrect!

Oops, I mean I loathe autocorrect.

Autocorrect is like my girlfriend.

It always changes what I said to something I didn't mean.

I hate autocorrect...

It turns my writing into a total duckfest.

My eyes are dilated so I can't see to type...

Thank dog for autocorrect.

Autocorrect is horrible...

I'm so tired of this shirt

A quick question...

How do I disable the autocorrect function on my girlfriend?

Autocorrect can be a real birch.

Dammit!

I hate autocorrect

I always end up typing some thong I don't ninentdo

What did one duck say to the other duck?

Ducking autocorrect!!!

The person who wrote the auto-correct logic was killed in a bizarre farming accident.

Rest in Pieces!

I hate autocorrect, it can go ahead and duck right off.

Seriously, it so WUACK!

Autocorrect is like a cheap hooker

Your last resort and you end up having to do it yourself anyways.

I am sure Freud invented autocorrect...

because when you mean one thing,it autocorrects it to amother.

I hate Autocorrect

I texted my dealer asking for some Heroine

So he sent me a list of books with female protagonists.

Happy Jew Bear!

Sincerely,

The autocorrect team

A message to the inventor of autocorrect...

You can duck right off, you stupid ask hole.

Why does auto-correct capitalize everything?

I prefer communism

Mr. Singh, why do you look sad?

People who write to me tend to have their spell-checker and auto-correct on.

Excrement

*excellent, autocorrect isn't working.

In 2018 I've had a horrible relationship with autocorrect.

But hey...

New Year, New Mexico

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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