Autocorrect Jokes
93 autocorrect jokes and hilarious autocorrect puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about autocorrect that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Ready for a laugh? See how people have transformed their intended messages into comedic gold thanks to iPhone autocorrect. You won't believe the hilarious accidents that are created when automatic text correcting apps go awry. Discover the best autocorrect jokes and get ready to giggle.
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Funniest Autocorrect Short Jokes
Short autocorrect jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The autocorrect humour may include short accidentally jokes also.
- A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit What can I get you to drink .
The rabbit says I have no idea, I'm only here because of autocorrect . - If I ever opened a car repair shop, I would call it "Auto-Correct". Then I'd paint the floor with those red squiggly lines...
- The inventor of autocorrect has died... The inventor of autocorrect has died. I didn't even know he was I'll
- Auto-correct is so crazy now a days... My mom meant to text me 'I love you' but it auto corrected to 'You're a disappointment.'
- When she texts "I Love You"... but Auto-correct changes it to "who is this"
- Another term for man-splainer is... Autocorrect
- I really hate autocorrect My girlfriend is mad at me because she thinks I want to kick her puppy
- Autocorrect Inspired Poem It means no worries
For the rest of your days
Haiku na Mattatta - Who the he'll Invited autocorrect?
- Autocorrect keeps ducking up my joke every time I try to type it here for all of you. Is it because of the fowl language?
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Autocorrect One Liners
Which autocorrect one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with autocorrect? I can suggest the ones about automatic and app.
- We'll We'll We'll...
...if it isn't autocorrect... - The inventor of autocorrect died The funnel will be held tomato.
- I finally disabled autocorrect on my phone I was getting really tired of its shirt.
- Sad news…the creator of autocorrect has died restaurant in piece 🕯
- My doctor diagnosed me with "Autocorrect Syndrome" I didn't even know I was I'll.
- Why don't vampire use autocorrect? Because they love Type Os
- What's Autocorrect's blood type? typo negative
- The inventor of autocorrect died today His funfair will be hello on sundial
- Auto-correct walks into a bar... And the batman says, 'why the log fence?'
- I hate autocorrect... It always makes me say things I don't Nintendo.
- Autocorrect walks into a bar DUCK!
- The inventor of autocorrect walks into a bar. He asks for a bear
- I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect... ...but they fried me for no raisin.
- How did bad jokes become dad jokes? Autocorrect
- The inventor of auto-correct has died His funfair will be next monkey.
Iphone Autocorrect Jokes
Here is a list of funny iphone autocorrect jokes and even better iphone autocorrect puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- They should make iPhones for women Where every word autocorrects to "sorry"
Experience Good Cheer with Hilarious Autocorrect Jokes and Friends
What funny jokes about autocorrect you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean error jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make autocorrect pranks.
Autocorrect can kiss my ask!
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Autocorrect is a great feature...
but it can also be your worst e**....
My phone won't let me be depressed. It autocorrected :( to :)
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Autocorrect is like a cheap h**...
Your last resort and you end up having to do it yourself anyways.
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Autocorrect can be a real birch.
d**...!
Turned off autocorrect and I've never been happyer.
Autocorrect is like my girlfriend.
It always changes what I said to something I didn't mean.
A Man asks his lover in a restaurant
Man : Honey, what do you love most about me?
Woman : I love your company the most darling!
Man : Wow really? that is so sweet of you my love
Woman : Um, it's still making money right?
*edit :forgot to mention that I remember this joke from Benny Hills show, not my own joke
*edit 2 : Benny Hills not Benn, autocorrect strikes again!
My eyes are dilated so I can't see to type...
Thank dog for autocorrect.
I signed a petition to end women's suffering yesterday.
Oops. Sorry: autocorrect.
*suffrage.
Autocorrect:
Can't live with it, can't live meow it.
A few weeks ago I wrote happy Eid to the Muslims and autocorrect changed it to Happy IED.
It almost blew up in my face.
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What's the difference between an auto-corrected exclamation of amazement and an act of liking men?
One is ducking sick, the other is s**... d...
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The inventor of AutoCorrect...
...is a s**... mass hole. He can fake right off.
I hate autocorrect...
It turns my writing into a total duckfest.
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Selling an improved autocorrect?
Shut up and take my monkey.
Autocorrect is horrible...
I'm so tired of this shirt
I hate Autocorrect
I texted my dealer asking for some Heroine
So he sent me a list of books with female protagonists.
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The funny thing about teen pregnancy is that before it happens all you hear is "Don't do it! You'll regret it! You'll lose your freedom! Make the responsible choice!" Then after it happens, they say "We're a still disappointed, but we can still make the best of this. It's not the end of the world."
s**... auto-correct: I meant "Trump's presidency" not "teen pregnancy".
A quick question...
How do I disable the autocorrect function on my girlfriend?
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What does autocorrect and women have in common?
They both jump to concussion
5% of the time I make typing mistakes while messaging english speaking friends and 95% the German auto-correction will just..
Flicken es...
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I just heard the inventor of autocorrect died...
...may his sole restaurant in pieces.
I hate autocorrect when I'm texting/typing.
It should really keep it's opinion to its shelf.
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My computer auto-corrected "i**... immigrant" to "undocumented person."
It's a PC PC.
The funny thing about teen pregnancy is they all say, "Don't do it! You will lose all your freedom! Make the responsible choice." But after it happens they say "We're disappointed but we can make the best of this. It's not the end of the world."
Whoops, I accidentally autocorrected "Trumps' Presidency" to "teen pregnancy"
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I see you have turned Autocorrect off.
I also like to lige dargejonsly.
I see you have turned Autocorrect back on.
I also like to l**... degenerates.
What's the difference between autocorrect and my kid?
Autocorrect knows every single word in english, except for swears.
What did one duck say to the other duck?
Ducking autocorrect!!!
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I hope the guy who invented Autocorrect burns in
Hello!
The person who wrote the auto-correct logic was killed in a bizarre farming accident.
Rest in Pieces!
I hate autocorrect, it can go ahead and duck right off.
Seriously, it so WUACK!
With how old the United States' politicians are these days...
... it makes sense that we as a country are suffering from electile disfunction.
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Edit for autocorrect
Happy Jew Bear!
Sincerely,
The autocorrect team
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My phone keeps changing critical words in important texts.
Autocorrect, you've made a powerful e**... today.
Autocorrect often makes me write things I don't Nintendo
But Sony if I'm not careful
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A message to the inventor of autocorrect...
You can duck right off, you s**... ask hole.
Autocorrect has friend zoned me.
It said that it loves me like a brothel.
How many autocorrects does it take to change a light bulb?
Foux! There to eat gravy, axe ladle soup
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A man joins the mob and becomes the personal assistant to the Godfather
One day he receives a text message from the boss. "I've been having problems with my wife. Please pull the plug and then call someone in to take care of the matter."
The man knows better than to question the Godfather, so he dutifully carries out the command. He shoots the boss's wife, and then calls in the clean up crew.
But a short while later, he receives another message. "s**... autocorrect. I meant wifi."
Did you hear about the auto-correct programmer who lost his job?
He was fried.
I complemented a girl by commenting 'cool' on her picture
It autocorrected to 'cook'
Why does auto-correct capitalize everything?
I prefer communism
I love autocorrect!
Oops, I mean I loathe autocorrect.
Really frustrating when autocorrect comes up with a *completely* different word just because you typed one letter wrong.
Someone told me there's an easy fix,
I just hope they're Rihanna.
Oh that feeling
Autocorrect is my worst Enima.
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A guy wanks into a bra
..d**..., autocorrect knows me too well.
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Two autocorrecting iPhones walk into a bear
Bard*
BRA*
BOAR*
JESUS %#$&ING CHRISTINA AGUILERA
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d**... autocorrect!
My Wife texted me a selfie in a new dress and asked "Does this make my b**... look big?"
I texted back "Noo!"
My phone autocorrected my response to "Moo!"
Please send help!
The founder of autocorrect has died.
May he resist in piece.
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The Inventor of AutoCorrect died
The Inventor of AutoCorrect died.
Condiments are roaring in.
* He will be mist
* He was a very general food man
* He was killed in four luggages
* He is in a wetter place
* Paying for his knife and Emily
* Send flours and dalmations to---
* May he roast in piece
Funnel will be held tomato.
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I hit a clown car once. I faced 10 counts of manslaughter.
d**... autocorrect. I meant man's laughter. Everyone was fine.
