Autobots Jokes

Following is our collection of compression humor and jedis one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Autobots puns for adults, dirty bumblebee jokes or clean droids gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Autobots

Optimus Prime: Autobots, roll out!

Pessimus Prime: Why? We'll just lose...

What does Optimus Prime say when he wants a symphonic band?

"Autobots, ensemble!"

Why did the paint job in the Autobots home base look so nice?

Because Optimus Primed!

Why do the Autobots have a positive outlook on the future?

Because their leader is Optimist Prime.

Why aren't there any baby Transformers?

Because Auto-Bots pull out!


What do you get when you differentiate Optimus?

The leader of the Autobots!

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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