The Best 8 Autobots Jokes

Following is our collection of Autobots jokes which are very funny. There are some autobots jedis jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these autobots droids puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Optimus Prime: Autobots, roll out!

Pessimus Prime: Why? We'll just lose...

Why do the Autobots do their Christmas shopping at night?

Because that's when they get pajamas on Prime.


It's okay, even I would downvote this.

What does Optimus Prime say when he wants a symphonic band?

"Autobots, ensemble!"

Why did the paint job in the Autobots home base look so nice?

Because Optimus Primed!

Why do the Autobots have a positive outlook on the future?

Because their leader is Optimist Prime.


Why aren't there any baby Transformers?

Because Auto-Bots pull out!

What do you get when you differentiate Optimus?

The leader of the Autobots!

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the autobots megatron jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working autobots autobot piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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