The Best 5 Autobot Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Autobot jokes. There are some autobot bal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these autobot velocity puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Autobot Jokes and Puns

Why do the Autobots do their Christmas shopping at night?

Because that's when they get pajamas on Prime.


It's okay, even I would downvote this.

Why do the Autobots have a positive outlook on the future?

Because their leader is Optimist Prime.

What is the derivative of an autobot?

Optimus Prime

Alcohol tastes better when you're underaged because the secret ingredient is crime.

The joke is, I tried to submit this to SHOWERTHOUGHTS but it got rejected by the AutoBot there.

What do you get when someone steals a transformrer?

Grand Theft Autobot.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the autobot derivative jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working autobot jedi piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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