Autobiography Jokes

Funniest Autobiography Short Jokes

Short autobiography jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The autobiography humour may include short autograph jokes also.

1. My parents read the book I was writing. They said the main character wasn't likeable. It was an autobiography...
2. My son accidentally glued his autobiography to himself That's his story and he's sticking to it.
3. My friend said she accidentally glued herself to her autobiography. I don't believe her. But that's her story and she's sticking to it.
4. Today my 4-year-old asked me what an autobiography is So I said to her, "It's self-explanatory".
5. They say when you explain a joke that it's no longer funny... But that's okay because I didn't have the time to write an autobiography.
6. My son got hold of my autobiography and threw the pages all around the house. I really need to sort my life out.
7. Paris Hilton recently did a signing for her new autobiography that lasted almost 4 hours. To be fair she was a bit quicker with the second book.
8. "I am currently reading my autobiography," I told my friend. "What page are you on?" he asked. I said, "All of them."
9. I use to own a Pontiac Trans Am, then I got a Honda Civic, and now I have a toyota Prius That is my Auto-biography.
10. I told someone I didn't like their autobiography and he got very offended So I said "Look, it's nothing personal."

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Autobiography One Liners

Which autobiography one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with autobiography? I can suggest the ones about diary and life experience.

1. I haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography. That's the story of my life.
2. I'm currently reading a book about the life of Henry Ford. It's an autobiography.
3. If you wrote a book about Lightning McQueen... Is it a biography or an autobiography?
4. I wrote a book about my car It was an auto-biography
5. My best mate ate his own autobiography. He's so full of himself.
6. How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography? "Dear Reader"
7. I am reading an autobiography of a double amputee… It's called A farewell To Arms .
8. I bought a mayfly's autobiography. Chapter 1: The end.
9. KITT from Knight Rider is writing a biography It's an autobiography.
10. A Thought About Posthumous Autobiographies They're all ghost-written.
11. Shouldn't Henry Ford have written an auto-biography?
12. In what form of writing is killing the main character a good idea? An Autobiography.
13. What's the name of the story of a car's life? An autobiography
14. I started writting an autobiography but I gave up... Story of my life.
15. My friend told me his autobiography was available at the library... His story checks out.

Playful Autobiography Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

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