The Best 9 Autobahn Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Autobahn jokes. There are some autobahn speedometer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these autobahn interstate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Autobahn Jokes and Puns

A French man and a German sit at a bar

The French man says to the German, In France, we have fun by going to the park, eating bread with cheese, and mocking tourists. What is it that you Germans do for fun? The German replied, In Germany we ride the autobahn, visit historical sites, and learn about the world. Pah! , the French man says, you Germans do not know what fun is. The German replied, The last time we had fun, the Americans had to save you.

So Germany is going to fine companies that fail to remove hate speech and terrorist related content...

Maybe instead of companies like YouTube manually checking videos, they should just Autobahn.

In Germany we have the best street: The Autobahn

No speed limit there.

And we have the best club: Berghain.

Also no speed limit there.

[OC] Which road is most favourite of reddit mods ?







The Autobahn .

What's the difference between the universe and a German Autobahn (highway)?

The universe has a speed limit


What is the mods favorite highway?

The autobahn.

Is it tiresome living next to the Autobahn?

NEEEEEEOOOOOOooooooo

I love driving sports cars at top speed, so I joined the Autobahn society.

They're weirdly into birds, though.

German couple on the Autobahn. He drives, she wakes up after a nap, looks over and asks him:"Why are you going 180kph??"

"Because the road looks slippery."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the autobahn motorway jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working autobahn notsee piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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