Auto Parts Jokes
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Heard this one at an auto parts store.
I went to an auto shop the other day to get a new bulb for one of my headlights. I grabbed one from the isle and started heading for the counter.
Guy behind the counter looks up and says How can I help you?
I say Oh, I just wanted to pick up a bulb, showing him the one in my hand.
He points to my hand and says Nice job!
I got jumped by three black men downtown the other day...
They were quite polite the whole time they were jumping me. Even gave me directions to the nearest auto parts store so I could get a new car battery.
A guy walks into an auto parts store and says to the clerk, "I would like a pair of new windshield wipers for my Yugo."
The clerk responds, "Sounds like a fair trade."
I know the feeling...
An auto mechanic in the hospital was chatting nervously with his surgeon while being prepped for an operation. "Sometimes I wish I'd gone into your line of work," he told the doctor. "Everything you doctors do is so cut and dried and tidy. With me, I spend half a day taking an engine apart and putting it back together, and it seems like I always have a couple of parts left over."
"Yes," said the surgeon. "I know the feeling."
I went into the Auto Parts store
I said:
"I want a new gas cap for my AMC Gremlin."
The owner said:
"Sounds like a fair trade."
So a Hipster goes into an auto parts store and asks for a fuel cap for his Smart Car.
The sales guy thinks for a moment and says, Yeah, O.K. that is a fair swap.
Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?
Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.
Why did Chief Auto Parts change the company's name?
i**... trouble
Here's a pretty good joke about your pet marine mammal having s**... in an auto parts store.
Your welcome in advance.
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