Auto Dealership Jokes
3 auto dealership jokes and hilarious auto dealership puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about auto dealership that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Auto Dealership Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good auto dealership joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A snail walks into a car dealership...
A snail walks into a car dealership. The snail wants something fast, elegant, and luxurious, after browsing multiple brands he decides on one.
The rich snail pays in cash and walks up to the dealerships salesman and says "I want you to paint big S's all along this car, big S's on the front, the sides, the back, the top, big S's everywhere. The auto body guy tells him he can do it, but can't help but ask the snail why he wants big S's all over the car.
So the snail answers him "It's simple: When I launch past people on the highway they will say Look at that S car go!
Dad is down at the auto dealership, looking at potential choices.
Cargo space? he asks.
The salesman, slightly confused, finally replies, Car no do that... car go road.
A rich snail walks into a car dealership
The rich snail wants something fast, elegant, and luxurious, after browsing Mercedes, Ferraris, Bugattis, and tons of other high end cars he decides on one.
So the rich snail pays in cash and walks up to the dealerships auto body guy and says "I want you to paint big S's all the this car, big S's on the front, the sides, the back, the top, big S's everywhere. The auto body guy tells him he can do it sure, but can't help to ask the snail why he wants big S's all over the car.
So the rich snail answers him "so when I fly past people on the highway, they point and say
"WOW! Look at that S Car Go!!"
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